Hanna: Do you guys remember that crazy cat-lady neighbour we had for a while?
Hanna: The one that had, like, more cats than she could count.
Spencer: Yeah?
Hanna: She made a fake facebook profile to stalk my mother and I *annoyed emoji*
Spencer: K
Hanna: ...
Hanna: Well that was rude.
Spencer: What was?
Hanna: Saying 'K'. Don't you have manners or something?
Spencer: I'm so sorry, Han. Are you and your family okay? Did the bad lady hurt you? Should we start saving for funeral costs?
Hanna: Nah, we were pretty shaken up at first, but we'll survive. Thank you for your consideration. *happy emoji*
Spencer: *muscle emoji* X4
Aria: Do you ever like... notice that two people who are in relationship are online at the same time.
Aria: And then feel happy because maybe they're talking to each other and are happy?
Spencer: You're literally too adorable for your own good.
Hanna: Oh, so Aria gets a nice kind, caring response, and all I got was 'K'?
Spencer: *poker face emoji*
Hanna: And now you're not even answering me with words?
Spencer: ...anyywayyy... Aria, what couple are you stalking now?
Aria: Mike and Mona. Mikona? Mina? Monike? idek.
Aria: It's weird to think of my brother as in a relationship.
Spencer: I'm sure Mike feels the same way.
Aria: But I'm older than him.
Spencer: So was your first real boyfriend.
Spencer: Considerably.
Hanna: Coming from the girl who dated 'A'. Remember that, Spence?
Spencer: You dated a homeless guy.
Hanna: Homeless doesn't equal bad! *angry emoji*
Aria: Yeah, and English Teacher doesn't equal pedophile!
Spencer: ...
Hanna: ...
Aria: Shut up.
Hanna: *Sends screenshot of Emily Fields and Alison Dilaurentis being online at the same time.*
Hanna: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Emily: Emily has decided to refer to herself in third person.
Hanna: Hanna wonders why.
Emily: Emily believes it'll make her more interesting as a person.
Emily: Emily is glad to see her best friend has decided to join.
Hanna: Hanna is always open to creative ways to make herself more interesting as a person.
Spencer: Okay... Spencer has to take a shower now, so Spencer's going to log out of all the crazy.
Hanna: K.
AN: Okay, so actually, this chapter wasn't entirely to deliver humor. Apparently this fic is against website policy or something (who actually reads the terms and conditions) so if I get a member of staff asking me to take this down, I'll continue this series on my tumblr: empressofwanderlust
just letting you guys know.
But for now, remember guys, I'm taking requests.