Warning: Yaoi/Shounen Ai content below
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Summary: Kakashi comes back from a mission and is badly injured, and thanks to Tsunade he is now delusional. Can Iruka come to the rescue? Kakairu
Rated M for some language and later Chapters.
And sorry for any grammar issues spelling issues
Chapter Three
It was defiantly a strange sight for the citizens of Konoha, to see Kakashi the great copy-nin being lugged around by Iruka, who was muttering deeply under his breath, saying things "Damn that Tsunade!" and "Side-effects, like hell!". He clearly wasn't in a 'Happy Mood'.
It was especially hard to go up the stairs of the apartment complex. He didn't want to hurt Kakashi, and if he did wake up any time soon he probably wouldn't remember Iruka dragging him up the stairs, and practically threw him up a couple of steps.
After Iruka took about 30 minutes to get up the stairs with the dead wait, ahem Kakashi, he slowly took a key out of a pocket of his Chuunin vest and unlocked the door. He sighed and looked down at Kakashi. He looked so annoyingly peaceful when he was asleep, well un-conscious. He smiled and said to himself 'He his worth every bit of it"
After he had dragged Kakashi into the apartment and plopped him unto the couch. He remembered the bottle Tsunade had given him.
"Oh god" He sighed.
He read the label. "Tsunade's Magic Mix….figures".
He looked around for anything that told about so called 'Side Effects' but it was just like Tsunade to leave that part out.
Iruka, who was now in a very foul mood, heard a thud come from behind him . He quickly turned around to see Kakashi sprawled out on the floor, with his eyes, well one eye visible, barely opened.
"Ahh, are we awake now?"
"Oh RuRu-San!"
"Kashi-San"
Kakashi sprang up from his position in the floor merely to be brought back down by the pain he suffered every time he moved.
Iruka glanced down at the medicine-bottle. "Time for the pain-killer. Kakashi, don't touch this bottle. I'll go get a glass of water." Iruka said walking, more like rushing, over to the kitchen. He pulled a glass from a shelf and filled it with water from the tap. 'Three capsules a day' he thought. He hurried back to the living room and was shocked. "Kakashi?" Iruka gasped.
Iruka stared at the empty medicine bottle and a goofy grin on Kakashi's face. His mask was off and his tongue was sticking out of the side of his mouth.
It seemed that Kakashi is an even bigger idiot then thought. Our of sheer "curiosity" he had opened the bottle and swallowed every pill.
"Oh no…side effects" Iruka said as Kakashi stood up and started stumbling his way towards him. "Oh I am 'gonna kill Tsunade!" Iruka said as Kakashi got closer, the glint of a horny-yet-phycotic-man in his eyes.
"Uhm…Kakashi? If you don't mind…"
Too late. Kakashi was already removing his shirt, revealing a blood stained bandage wrapped around his stomach.
"KAKASHI, PLEASE!" Iruka practically begged as Kakashi already started removing Iruka's shirt.
"Kashi'! You are not in any shape do be doing this! I mean…c'mon! You should be in bed resting, not harassing me!"
"Har-ass….Har-dely." Kakashi said in an odd-sorta tone." I-wuv-ya"
"And I love you too…BUT…"
"I wuv your butt"
"That is not what I meant!"
Iruka was backing away slowly as Kakashi was removing his pants and was now only in his black-boxers.
There was suddenly a knock on the door.
"Omigawsh" Iruka murmured. "Kakashi put your pants back on, we have company. Kakashi annoyingly shook his head and smirked.
Iruka squirmed around looking for his shirt that Kakashi had just tooken off. The door swung open and out came…"Tsunade?"
"Sorry I just came barging in…I don't like to wait around, especially for you guy- oh look, Kakashi is healing 'eh?" She said as Kakashi pranced around the coffee-table while in nothing but his boxers
"Why are you here old hag?" Iruka groaned.
"Just…uhh…checking on-"
"HE SWALLOWED THE ENTIRE BOTTLE"
"Oh and yes the side effects are-"
"HE IN PRANCING AROUND IN HIS UNDERWEAR!" "Yes that is because-"
"HE IS ACTING LIKE A HORNY-PHYCO!"
"Yes that is what I am trying to tell you…wait, he swallowed the ENTIRE bottle?"
"Yup"
"Well, he now has the sense of a sex-crazed-drunk-junkie." Tsunade said, now giggling once more.
"Yes, I have realized!" Iruka said, now getting irritated.
"Well, I'll leave you to bear with him"
"WHA?!"
Well, Tsunade is being a total bishie now isn't she? Lemon coming soon…probably in chapter 4 or 5. R&R (Chapters will probably come every 1-3 days)