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Hey there! :)
I revised some unwanted errors from the last two chapters. I accidentally omitted 'Ron' instead of 'Rob'. I'm sorry.
Also, I want to say thanks for CB73 and Imyoshi for reviewing! Thanks guys :)
Anyways, here's a quick update. My name's...
"K! Come down here this instant!"
"Gulp. Oh no. She must have found out."
"KMTDICCION! You little... Come down!"
"Yikes!"
Uh... Heheh... Sorry about that. My name's kmtdiccion and welcome to...
*a thrown broom smacks my face*
"YEOOW!"
"My Sassy KP"
by: kmtdiccion
Chapter 3: "Start Of A Peculiar Relationship"
"Ugh." Rob groaned as he scratched his tummy. The light coming from the sun momentarily blinded and irritated his eyes. The car noises outside was a sure sign that it's not early. Robin glanced at the clock beside him and it showed 9:45 AM. Rob scratched his head and muttered:
"Wow. Is it really late?"
Robin began to remember yesterday's encounter with the spunky redhead. He smiled when he remembered the promise he made to himself that he'll help her recover. And as he continued to rubbed his stomach, a thought entered his mind.
"Wait. If I was with her that night... No... I didn't went out of the motel! So that means..."
His eyes were wide open when he realized he was the one who was lying on the bed. Robin Stoppable suddenly sat straight, looking for Kim. She should have been in this bed, not him. Rob looked around and saw her lying on the ground, asleep.
Rob knew this is the perfect time to get out of the room, since it is the second time they went inside the same hotel. The blonde softly took his sneakers, and walked as silent as he can. He tiptoed, crossing her without being detected. And when he's now near to the door, he sighed in relief. He turned the knob open when the girl groaned and sat. She, too, was confused since the last thing she remembered was on a bar with Rob.
"Rob... Where is he?" she asked.
In Rob's mind meanwhile:
"Oh! DAMN! DAMN! Oh F***! She's awake. I'm dead! I'm dead! F***!"
Kim shifted rotated her head towards the door and saw him. She then said "Hey. What am I doing here?"
"F***! I'm dead. Guess I should play good to her." Rob cursed himself.
"Well... You see." Robin went towards the small desk. He brought out a glass and poured water into it. He offered the drink and continued "I'm sorry but, you were out cold that night. I brought you here so you can rest... And no, I didn't do anything to you. I swear to God that I..."
She cut her off and ordered, after drinking the water "Get me a towel."
Robin obediently followed her as he handed her a pink towel.
"Toothbrush."
And again, Rob took the toothbrush the motel oh so generously complimented to their clients. He took off the wrapper and gave it to Kim.
"Toothpaste."
"In the bathroom."
Kim sighed softly as she started to stand up, and walked towards the shower room. Robin meanwhile, stared at her. He noticed that her hips naturally swayed like a seesaw. He spaced out for a while and then shouted to himself.
"You fool! Don't stare at her butt. You could get yourself killed!"
He took of his glance from her towards the outside. For the span of three days, they've slept together inside the same room of the same motel twice. He smiled as he think about how his life went complete upside down by this girl. He stayed in that position until:
"HEYYYY! I FORGOT THE TOWEL! BRING IT HERE, NOW!"
Robin sighed as he, too, stood up, and went to bring the towel to her.
"Wow. That sure is a peculiar one." The reporter mused.
Rob laughed and responded "Yeah. But, something wasn't quite right, but I decided that at least I wasn't beaten in the process. We have a strange connection, don't we? It's been two nights and three days since we've met, and we spent the two nights in a motel."
"You got that one right. So... That's the start of your... relationship, right?"
Rob took a bottle of champagne and poured it in two glasses. He offered one, which she kindly accepted, drank his, and answered "Yes."
"What happened during those early stages?"
"Well... I attended the Go City College while she's in GCU. She said to me that she didn't have classes on Wednesdays and she wanted to meet me there. But at that time, I had a class to attend to. So..."
Go City College
"In solving this problem, we must first verify if the limit of the said equation as x approaches 0 is in the primary indeterminate form. So, substituting infinity on all x's, we can say that the resulting form would be 0 raised to infinity, which is at the secondary form. To change that one to primary, we need to let y as f(x). Then, apply the natural logarithm. Therefore, the natural logarithmic value of y is..."
The discussion on differential calculus was slow and monotonous. Robin was barely awake. And as much as he wanted to listen to the discussion, the voice of his professor was like a lullaby. A horrible lullaby, but can still drive people to sleep. And when his eyelids finally closed, a voice woke him up.
"What kind of school is this! I can't find the damn classroom."
Robin twitched in fear, knowing too well who's the owner of the voice. And by luck, the door opened. The professor looked and saw the redhead girl. She apologized for being late and went to a seat. And what made it better, you ask? The only vacant seat left was right beside Robin! She smirked as she went to that seat, and acted as if she's listening to the teacher.
"Heh. Looks like Lady Luck's on my side."
Every boy turned their heads towards the young beautiful girl that had just entered the room. They murmured:
"She's new, isn't she?"
"She's hot, man."
"Our school has girls like that?!"
And especially "Finally! A reason to go to this class."
Robin, meanwhile, didn't mind the class. Instead, he continued to stare at her. He knew all too well that she's not attending this school. Furthermore, she's just lucky 'cause the professor actually thought that she's enrolled in his class. College professors doesn't really give a damn on other students.
Robin just stared at her until...
"Professor. how about we take a break?"
The old man looked at his watch and agreed. He gave the class a quick five-minute break. And as some students stretch their arms, Kim began to nudge Robin "Let's go."
"Go?" Rob asked "Go where? Class isn't over yet."
The boys in the class began to eye him with jealousy when she teased "Oh, don't be a coward. He called roll, right?" She then smiled innocently "Let's go."
Robin was torn into two. At one part, he surely want to go with her. This day has been incredibly boring. Maybe she's up to something good. But for most of his brain, he needed to stay inside. This professor was known for giving F's for cutting classes. So, he arrived to his decision.
"I can't. I can't go, cutting this class. Kill me instead."
The redhead stared at him for a minute until she said "Alright."
She stood up and walked outside the room. When the door was closed, boys swarmed Robin, asking him about the girl. The whole class, especially the boys, saw her beauty. They began to ask Rob her cellphone number, her likes, etc.
"Who's that girl? She's pretty." One classmate mused out loud.
"Pretty? Doesn't matter. A girl needs to act pretty." Rob replied.
"But, she's still pretty." The boys retaliated, which earned approval from other guys. One of theme even said she has a nice body, too.
And before Rob could react, the professor went back inside. The whole class went to their seats as they waited to continue the lecture. The professor then asked "W-Who's Robin? Robin Hart?"
"Oh man! He knows me. I'm so so dead." The blonde shrieked inside as he raised his hand.
"I won't you mark absent so you can leave." The lecturer said.
The whole class was in shock. The class knew this was the first time they saw him giving exemptions like that. The envy they had earlier became a bit bigger. Rob, meanwhile, was also shocked. He stared at him while his jaw hung open wide. He then asked "Why?"
"Isn't that girl your girlfriend? So go see her."
That sentence elicited an awed tone from the class. Rob didn't know what happened, but he decided to play along. Who wouldn't want that kind of exemption, right. Robin smiled and said "Thank you, sir."
"Wow. I can't believe I'm saying this but, thank you." He smiled to himself.
And as he reached the back door, the professor called him. He then gave a sage advice "If you can, raise it with her."
Rob left, didn't understand what he meant. He was walking along the corridor when he saw Kim, waiting for him. The redhead smiled and gave him a small hug. Rob was also glad to see her. He wanted to thank her but decided to ask what she did.
"What did you tell him."
"Oh." Kim smiled "I told him that I was getting an abortion and you're the father."
"WHAAAAAAAAAT?! WHAT THE HECK?! YOU SAID THAT I'M THE FATHER OF YOUR BABY! What kind of situation is this? I was ruined! My campus life at this point had been terminated. I didn't do anything to her." Rob's mind shouted as he stared at her.
"What?" Kim asked.
He quickly turned around and tried to ran back to the room but Kim easily caught him and dragged him outside the school. Rob just shouted "NO! NO! Professor, It's not true! NOOO!"
"So... Where did she drag you to?" The interviewer asked.
The blonde man sipped on his drink and answered "We went to an amusement park. You know, just a few blacks away from my college. And the funny thing is, she paid the entrance fee and the pass for the rides! I was left buying our lunch."
The driver then phoned in "Mr. Stoppable, if you were in the hurry, I suggest that you should take the commuter's route. The mechanic says that it'll take some time."
"That's okay." He replied "My appointment's moved to 9 PM. I think by that time, the car should be fixed, right?"
"Yes."
"So, I will just take the lovely interviewer of mine for a little walk in the park, alright?"
"Sure." The driver grinned.
Robin didn't mind him as he walked inside the park with the writer. They sat on a bench, facing a clear view of the Go City skyline. There were tall building towering on one side while homes and suburbs were on the other. And from theri viewpoint, they can also see the amusement park, glowing with different colors. The time's 5:49 PM. The sky's colored with oranges and the sun shone its final glow for the day. Soft lights from houses started to illuminate, radiating in all directions.
"So... Mr. Stoppable." She asked "What happened next?"
Go City Amusement Park
The blonde man groaned as he finally sat on the bench. His voice were coarse and her feet doesn't stop shaking. For hours they were riding thrilling rides non-stop. Rob rubbed his tummy as he remembered the pukes he spewed while riding one roller coaster. It landed to the poor clown beside the ride.
"Oh man. Note to self: DO NOT make her dare to ride those. She can actually beat you to it." He thought.
Usually, girls turn really cute in amusement parks. When you ask them to ride something scary. they pretend to be scared. and screams, and all that stuff. Right?
"Well, I was wrong. Hate that 'Space Voyage'... I hate that salt shaker!"
He sat there, relaxing a bit until Kim showed up, handing him stapled paper. Confused, he looked at the front and saw the title "Demolition Terminator" with drawn pictures of guns. It looks like she drew and wrote this by herself. He smiled and asked "What's this?"
"Oh." Kim blushed before answering "That's what I call a synopsis. I like to write stories and that's one of them. I took you to this wonderful place to get you in the mood to read them. Will you read them? Please?"
Rob looked at her and melted away. She's pouting. He has no choice but to read.
"Okay."
She smiled. As Rob tried to soak all the words he's reading, Kim meanwhile, saw a man wearing a light blue shirt. When she glance at her clothes, it was also light blue. She looked at Robin and saw it was the same color. Kim stood up instantly, went towards the guy who threw a cigarette to the grassy ground, and shouted "Mister! How could you throw your butt over here? Pick it up!"
The man, incredulous by the girl's actions, decided to pick up what he threw. When hot back up, the redhead then hotly asked "Why did you wear that color?"
"Then what about you?" he retorted.
With eyes twitching, Kim then shouted "Don't wear clothes with the same color as mine!"
As the fight continues, Robin just groaned. Other than the embarrassment she caused, reading her story was somewhat stressful. For him, it was a bit too... weird. As he took another deep sigh, he muttered:
"This thing's tough to read. But if i miss anything, I'd be dead."
This section is dedicated to...
Robin's Summary for Kim's Synopsis "Demolition Terminator"
PEW! PEW! PEW!
BANG! BANG! BANG!
RATATATATATATATATAT!
BOOOM!
The end.
I mean literally, it was all action. Besides the burning flesh of enemies and cutting the heart... Oh no. Okay! I'll explain. Sorry Kim!
Well, the story is centered on a female. The heroine was tough, as if she's like a cyborg. The year was 2137. A villain kidnap her lover and travels to the present. I don't know why but in order to save him, she travels in a time machine to the present.
When she successfully jumped to the present time, she rode on a big bad-ass bike and zoomed her way into a secret storage site. That was the place where the villain holds her lover. And as she landed on the entrance of the building, she was welcomed by bullets from rifles. The heroine quickly drew out her SMG (sub machine gun) and started firing back at the perpetrators. She hid on one of the columns, reloaded her weapon, then started firing again. Five people were killed.
She hid on another concrete column then brought out her bow and shot one man that was using a sniper. She ran towards a wall of old tires and grabbed a big shotgun. She shot a tank full of gas, which exploded and burned three guys.
The heroine dropped the gun and brought out her two pistols. There was one guy who was in front of her, spraying bullets that was supposed to be aimed at her. She quickly 'walked' to the walls and countered a single shot which drove into the person's head.
Afterwards, she also avoided the bullets the other man was shooting by making a cartwheel and retaliated.
And after a few more minutes, she reached the place where her lover was chained. She shot the binding shackles, breaking him free. She handed him her pistol and decided to go out. When a man tried to stop them, the two shot him twenty six times. And in the end, the couple stared at each other.
Don't tell her but I kinda thought that it's bad.
"They should kiss in the end!" Robin groaned.
"This isn't a melodrama. It's an action story." Kim defended herself.
"You don't know stories. People like drama."
Kim went silent for a second then finally asked "Why?"
"Drama shapes the people's sensibilities. The world loves watching or reading drama because of our sensibility." Robin explained.
"Really?"
"Yes!"
"Okay then."
The two were walking down the path towards a lake. Kim fell silent at first, not wanting to make Rob feel what she's feeling. When they reached the place, the two sat down. Rob mused it was indeed beautiful. For a few minutes, they both sat in comfortable silence until Kim stood up and walked towards the edge of the platform. Rob was concerned so followed her back.
"W-What?! I-Is she trying to c-commit s-s... I won't let her!" Rob's mind thought.
"I must be hurt still. I think I'll never get over him." Kim softly said, not knowing that Robin was listening.
She then turned around, shocked to see the blonde standing, staring at her. The redhead wiped her eyes and smilingly asked "How deep could it be?"
Rob walked next to her, looked towards the lake and replied "I don't know"
Kim then suddenly went near him and said "Robin, go in the water. I want to know how deep it is."
And if you're thinking that she didn't push her into the lake, well... you're right. Robin was shocked that he's actually drowning at the lake. The lake is deeper than you think. The land is in front of him, but he can't stand on the bottom of the lake. No matter how he tried, he just kept going down to the bottom.
Kim stood there, staring at him. She then uttered "Wow. It is deep."
Rob failed his arms, trying to get some help. Kim didn't lose any chance so she dove into the water, grabbed him and drag him out of the lake.
"Hey Kim! What are you thinking?! What if I died there?" Rob angrily asked.
Kim said, looking away from him "Men are bastards."
The blonde couldn't say anything. He couldn't be angry at her either. He was just sad. Rob really felt for her. When can she recover from all that?
Next day, a daily newspaper had a small headline...
"After Being Dumped By Girlfriend, a Local Man Attempts Suicide."
A/N's: Hey! Here's the update! Yeah I know what you're thinking. You're all like "WTF is wrong with Kim?!' and the likes. Just hold on, and you'll soon find out.
Thanks for reading. And...
'Til next time!
-kmtdiccion :)