~*~Crazy Month Number One! ~*~
Disclaimers- I don't own anything from Lord of the Rings, but I do own my insane wacky characters.
Dedication- Yes! I completely dedicate this story… and I mean this whole story to my Best and Dear Friend D-JAP!
Apologies- Yes apologies, I'm really sorry for taking awhile to update.
Last time- Sparkles and Gemly got busted for having sex. Gemly ended up telling Sir Jewel and Lady Crystal off. Sparkles got sick before that happened; Sparkles, after Gemly told off his (Sparkles's) parents, ended up stepping in and became the responsible one. They ate breakfast; Sparkles got sick again, Sir Jewel decided to take Sparkles to the healer's, and Gemly went too. While they were at the healer's they found out that Sparkles is pregnant, and the healer mentioned counseling, but both Gemly and Sparkles refused. Sir Jewel thanked the healer and they left. Of course Gemly and Sparkles had a few ridiculous arguments, that's how they are. ~~So from there we continue~~
~*~Crazy Month Number One! ~*~
After leaving the healer's-
Sir Jewel-PREGNANT? MY SON? PREGNANT? I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! THIS WHOLE THING IS RIDICULOUS!
Gemly- So now he over reacts.
Sparkles- Now THAT is ridiculous.
Gemly- Completely; but he should've done that after the healer had said it.
Sparkles- *Sigh*
Gemly- What?
Sparkles- It would be my father's pride.
Gemly- What do you mean?
Sparkles- Not wanting to over react and go completely ballistic in front of our people, though I think the healer would've understood that.
Gemly- I see… STILL!-
Sparkles- I know, my father shouldn't post pone his over reaction time but-
Gemly- That's not what I'm talking about
Sparkles- Oh! Hehe...sorry Gemly. So then what were you going to say?
Gemly- What I was trying to say is- STILL! I too can't believe that we are going to have a baby!
Sparkles- You too huh?
Gemly- Not the- (I CAN'T BELIEVE MY SON IS PREGNANT!) part; don't you dare comment on my bad re-enacting your father. *Sigh* What I'm also trying to say is that, I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT WE ARE GOING TO BE PARENTS! I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PARENT A KID!
Sparkles- What you mean, is that you don't know how to be a parent, and you are a little scared, and if not scared, then you are nervous.
Gemly- Why did you add that last part?
Sparkles- I just figured you wouldn't like to admit to being scared. I know "GEMLY THE GREAT SCARED?" Ha! Less likely; that's not Gemly! Gemly is a man! A BRAVE MAN! A BRAVE MAN TO NEWS OF BECOMING A PARENT! Yes… I know you are a dwarf, but you are a man-dwarf.
Gemly- DID YOU HAVE TO SAY ALL OF THAT IN THAT WAY?
Sparkles- What I'm trying to say Gemly, is that when two males are in a relationship and are going to have a baby, neither one wants to admit that they are scared; they don't want to appear as if that would make them weak. They want to show that they are a man, and strong and not weak; but they need to do is be string and admit that they are scared, that way they can overcome being scared and being ready to be a wonderful parent.
Gemly- I see
Sparkles- I'm scared of being a parent too Gemly, but I'm even more scared for when it's time to give birth.
Gemly- That makes me feel better elf, so is there someone or something that can help us learn how to be a parent, and how to take care of a kid?
Sparkles- YEP! My parent can help us with that, just as soon as my father calms down from his ballistic episode, and if not my parents, then the elders in the village, or maybe the healer, if not the healer, then maybe-
Gemly- DON'T SAY IT!
Sparkles- the counselor could help."
Gemly- I TOLD YOU NOT TO SAY IT!
Sparkles- Gemly we have to be strong and support each other through this; and besides, maybe the counselor-
Gemly- YOU SAID IT AGAIN!
Sparkles- MAYBE THE COUNSELOR could give me and/or us some advice.
Gemly- ADVICE FOR WHAT?
Sparkles- Like how to handle the situations for/or/of- you know... when I get all-mood- swingy and everything.
Gemly- Oh! Yeah... alright then
Sparkles- Good, it's settled then.
Sir Jewel- What's settled?
Gemly- HEY! MR. BALLISTICO HAS CALMED DOWN!
(TEEHEE! Yeah, I forgot to mention that the whole time during the mushy talk, Sir Jewels-A.K.A. Sparkles's Dad, was still going off about Sparkles being pregnant. Again; I'm sorry for forgetting to mention that.)
"Gemly!" 'Sparkles said in a kind of half yell and half whispery hushed voice.'
Gemly- WELL! HE HAS SEE?
Sparkles- Yes, I CAN SEE THAT! I'M NOT BLIND!
Gemly- I never said you were.
Sir Jewel- Again, what's settled?
Sparkles- OH! Um-
Gemly- The both of us getting help and learning about being a parent and raising a kid.
Sir Jewel- So… you're actually going to keep IT?
Gemly and Sparkles- OF COURSE WE ARE!
Sparkles- FATHER! HOW COULD YOU SUGGEST OF GETTING RID OF THE BABY AFTER I BIRTH IT?
Sir Jewel- Sorry Sparkles; I wasn't trying to make it sound so personal.
Sparkles- Well- you did.
Sir Jewel- You know what this means don't you?
Gemly and Sparkles- NO! WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?
Sparkles- Uh… What are you going on about father?
Sir Jewel- *Sigh* what this means is that we have some remodeling to do.
Sparkles- So… you are alright with us keeping the baby?
Sir Jewel- Well of course! But we are going to have to build this little one a room of its own; Yes I know we have a nursery from when you and shimmer were born and little, but this baby is going to need a bedroom of it's own.
Sparkles- I know- I know, it can't stay with me in my room forever. Thank-you father!
Sir Jewel- I can't say no to you. Now, how do you think your mother and the girls are going to react?
Sparkles- Well we haveonly one way to find out.
************BACK AT SPARKLES'S************
Sir Jewel, Gemly, and Sparkles told the three girls the news and… they freaked.
***********TWO WEEKS IN THE FIRST MONTH! **************
Gemly- Hey elf?
Sparkles- What?
Gemly- Well... I was going to suggest that we should have sex again, because I heard that sperm is good for the baby! By the way, right now you are either moody or you don't feel good.
Sparkles- Neither! I'M HUNGRY FOR SPAGHETTI, WITH MUSHROOMS, PICKLES, EGGS, CHICKEN, AND CHERRY PIE!
Gemly- ALL TOGETHER?
Sparkles- YES!
Gemly- YOUR WEIRD FOOD CRAVINGS ARE SERIOUSLY NASTY! Before you say anything, I'll go have the cooks prepare your nasty meal.
Sparkles- YAY! I LOVE YOU GEMLY!
Gemly- Love you too elf.
**********The cooks cooked up Sparkles's dish, Sparkles ate and was satisfied; later Sparkles and Gemly had sex*****
(I know talk about totally lazy not doing a hot sex scene description, hotly detailed but I can say: Gemly stroked Sparkles's penis until he was hard, stretched Sparkles out, thrusted his (Gemly's) phallus hard in and out over and over against Sparkles's prostate, they both cummed together, Gemly and Sparkles kissed… yes, tongues were involved; they kissed for awhile, and then they had another round. They slept after that. There, so you don't think badly of me, there's the sex scene… quickly done too! Teehee! =) )
****Another week into Month Number One! Totaling to a total of three weeks****
Gema- SO WHAT DO YOU THINK IT WILL BE?
Sparkles- Depends on what you mean.
Shimmer- She means- DO YOU THINK IT WILL BE A BOY OR A GIRL? WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT DEPENDS?
Sparkles- Well... I don't care what it will be, a boy sounds lovely, and so does a girl... even if I don't know how you women completely function… girl stuff. Plus she could've been referring to WHAT IT WILL? YOU KNOW A DWARF-ELF KIND OF THING?
Gemly and Gema- Oh! OH! WHAT IF IT LOOKES LIKE A HOBBIT WITH POINTY EARS? OR! OR A DWARF WITH POINTY EARS?
Shimmer- If so; don't tell me you hope that it gets a big belly?
Gemly and Gema- OF COURSE WE HOPE IT GETS A BIG BELLY!
Sparkles- Well maybe an elf that's as short as a dwarf, but taller that than the tallest dwarf in existence.
Shimmer- NOT YOU TOO?
They went on and on about that for a whole week and a half. The other half and last week was spent on thinking of what to name it and they decided that if it's a girl then it will be named Sparkly, and if it's a boy it will be named Gemles.
***DURING THAT TIME A NEW ROOM WAS ADDED TO THE PALACE****
~~~~to be continued~~~~
The next chapters will be short and I literally mean it, but you will see why so don't worry. Now what do think GOOD OR BAD? REVIEW PLEASE! THEY ALWAYS TREASURED AND LOVED! =3