Duo+24 Hours Of Caffiene=Real Chaos
Part 3



We start the story when Duo is still a hyperactive freak. Duo is now chasing the girls from the strip club, and, without knowing, getting chased by Wufei, Scorpion, and Trowa. The chase lasted about 50 minutes, until Duo stopped at a small liquir store. He drooly stared at the store's sign, with his eye's widened, and his jaw fully dropped.

Duo: Mmmmuummm.....liquir.

While Duo nakedly stared at the sign, the trio stopped about a foot away from Duo.

Wufei: (taking deep breaths) Finally! That weak baka stopped.

Scorpion: Good one. And it looks like we have him, finally.

The trio approched the unknowing Duo quietly as church mice. When they were about 10 inches away from him, they all ready to jump on him, but then Duo quickly walked into the store, and the trio landed on the concrete.

Wufei: Dammit Trowa!! Get your gay ass off of me!!!

Scorpion: WHAT!!?? NOT ANOTHER ONE!!! (disappears)

Inside the store, Scorpion reappears, and starts looking for Duo. Then he saw a group of people staring at something at asile nine. When he went to see, he saw Duo, holding 5 bottles of wine, and 2 bottles of beer.

Duo: (100% drunk) Hey guy (hic) stupid people!! This is..(hic)...this is what happens if you (hic) drink way too much beer!! (hic/drinks bottles)

Scorpion: (thinks to himself) Great! First he gets hyperactive, then he acts gay, and now he gets drunk!! I might as well get before he cause more damage to himself! (runs to Duo)

Duo: (sees Scorpion and thinks he's Wufei) Ahhhh!!! It's justice crackhead!! No need to worry, cause the God of Death has returned!! ( then runs like hell)

Scorpion was about to get him, until he slipped on some spilled beer and wine, causing him to fall on his head.

Scorpion: AHHH!!! You stupid mother(censored)!!! When I get your ass, I will definitly kill you for good!!

Meanwhile outside, Heero and S.F. were busy looking for Quatre, until they smelt something that like a cigarette would smelled like.

Heero: (sniffing) Hum. Smells like cigarettes.

S.F: Yeah! Thanks for your support, Heero.

So Heero & S.F. followed the trail by sniffing it, until they went into a ally, were they meet Quatre smoking, along with a girl from the strip club.

Quatre: (cough) Whoa! Hi ya'll doing? (cough, cough) whoever ya'll are.

S.F: (0_0) QUATRE?!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!

While S.F. was shocked, Heero did these things in one minute:

10 sec. Heero looked normal.
15 sec. Heero looked at Quatre and the naked girl.
22 sec. Heero's eyes widened.
30 sec. Heero's jaw dropped
38 sec. Heero sweated.
45 sec. Heero nose bleeded.
47 sec. Heero's face turned red, and was getting mad.
50 sec. Heero yelled Quatre's name out like hell.
55 sec. Heero felt dizzy.
1 min. Heero passed out.

While S.F. carried the drunked Quatre, he saw Heero already passed out, so he just dragged him. Before he left the ally, the naked girl ran to S.F, and whispered something in his cat-like ear.

Girl: Hey, tell Quatre that he was great, and I hope that we meet again.

S.F: (sweats) Uhhh...yeah. I'll...tell him..that. (to himself) Pervert. (flies off)

Back at the iquir store, Scorpion teleported himself out of the store, and started looking for Duo.

Scorpion: I can't believe that I let that stupid idiot go!! And the worse part is that I can't sence his power level. Why did have to be in the 5 zone?

Then Scorpion heard someone screaming near the candy store, Scorpion teleported near the store and saw Duo, eating a bucket load of candy.

Scorpion: (to himself) CRRAAAAPPP!!!! (teleports in the store)

Clerk: STOP EATING THAT CANDY, BEFORE I CALL THE (censored) COPS!!

Duo: (stops eating and looks at the clerk) Oh, no!! I know what you're thinking, and you're not eating one piece of this, you hear me!! (throws box of candy, and hits someone) YOU HEAR ME?! NONE YOU WILL GET THIS!! IT'S ALL MINE!! MAWAHAHAHAHA...(cough, cough, hack, cough, hack, ahem) MAWAHAHAHAHAH!!

Scorpion: OOWWW!!!! WHY YOU (censored) MORON!!!

Scorpion flew to Duo, and started to beat the crap of him, until the cops came, arrested them, and put them into the Aclatraz Prison. (They were in San Franscio) They were sentenced 10 years for causing mayham in the city, running around naked, and trying to kill each other.

Scorpion: DAMMIT!! We wouldn't be in this place if you shouldn't bought the damn can of coffee!

Duo: (feeling dizzy) Whoa, I don't feel so good. (looks at himself) Why am I naked?

Scorpion: Oh! Now you're out of your caffiene problem!! I SHOULD KILL YOU FOR THIS!!! YOU GAY ASSHOLE!!!

Duo: WHAT? HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE GOD OF DEATH!! I'LL SHALL DESTROY YOU FOR THAT!!!

Scorpion: Sure, you will be the god of death, ONCE I'LL KILL YOU!!!

Will Scorpion and Duo will kill each other, so they can be sentenced more years in prison?

Scorpion and Duo: WHAT!?!?

Will S.F. can bring the drunked Quatre, and the unconscious Heero?

S.F: Are you just saying that?

Quatre: Whooo!!!

S.F: WILL YOU STOP MOVING?!

Where the in the world ia Wufei and Trowa, and what are they doing?

Wufei: NOTHING!!

Trowa: Why'd you stopped. I was having a good time.

Wufei: SHUT UP!! (slaps Trowa)

Uhh..skip it. (ahem) Find out on my final chapter!!

All: FINAL CHAPTER!?

Yeah, what's wrong with that?

Heero: You usually do two to three chapters, but four? And Wufei, are finally amitting that you're gay?

Wufei: (zipping his pants up) NO!! I'M JUST DOING IT TO MAKE TROWA HAPPY!!

S.F: That means that you're gay. (walks slowly away from Wufei)

Wufei: WHAT?! INJUSTICE!! I WILL KILL YOU FOR THIS!!! (runs to S.F, and they fight)

Then everyone started agruing and fighting. (signs)

To Be Continued....

You didn't expect that, did you?