YingYangButterfly: Hey everyone! I am soooooooo sorry that I haven't updated in what, almost a year? Sorry to keep you all waiting! Now, the third chapter of WHAT THE?! ENJOY! (Oh, and by the way, I may have changed my style a little bit.)

WHAT THE?

Kyo's POV:

We're walking over to that haunted house place right now… You know, the one that Tohru was scared to death by? And then Haru broke that damn woman head thing. Stupid place. We finally get there and the rest of the people are here. Wait, what is Akira's friend doing here?

Akira's POV:

Looks like we got here before Kyo, Tohru and Yuki. Well, Hiroki (A/N: Hiroki is Akira's best friend. I'll explain how they met later on in the story. It'll take a while though…) is here, because he called me saying he had one of these mysterious eggs too. Oh wait. There they are. Let's get this meeting started then…

"Tohru-chan, Kyo, Yuki, good morning." I waved at them.

"Ah, Akira-san, good morning! How are you?" Tohru-chan then greeted everyone else.

"Well… Should we go somewhere to discuss this matter?" Yuki said. (A/N: I normally don't use "said" but I can't come up with anything else right now, sorry!)

I guess Hiroki agrees. "Yuki-sempai is right. Let's go to a quiet area where we can talk about this."

"REALLY? OKAY LET'S GO TO THAT CAFÉ!" Momiji, screaming in our ears, pointed at a small restaurant that didn't look very inviting. It was painted black and had crosses and skeletons all over it.

"NO. DEFINITELY NO." Kyo punched Momiji on the head.

Man my cousins fight a lot. "I'm game for that one though." Hiro was looking at a different place that looked WAY more practical. It looked like just a normal place where normal people would eat. Most of us readily agreed, OBVIOUSLY, being the somewhat normal people we are, unlike Momiji.

"Ok, Hiro, you are totally coming with me next time I-" I stopped suddenly when I saw the inside of the once-practical restaurant. "Ok. Forget what I said."

Everything inside was RAINBOW. When I said everything, I meant EVERYTHING. The walls, the carpet, the uniforms, EVERYTHING. And the waiters and waitresses, just WHAT were they wearing? Rainbow shirts, pants, shoes, even the socks! Oh, and did I tell you that they were wearing those whirly cap things? Those were rainbow-colored too.

"Help me." I muttered. I think my eyes are probably turning into a red. (A/N: As in the colored part/iris. And this means she's getting REALLY mad.) Hiroki placed his hand on my shoulder which ALWAYS calms me down for some reason…

"WELCOME! PLEASE SIT DOWNNNN!" We all turned toward the source of this AMAZINGLY loud sound, louder than Momiji even which is REALLY hard. There was an even MORE amazingly fat man standing there walking toward us, each step shaking the ground. Okay, I take that back. He doesn't even qualify as a man anymore. HE'S A FRICKEN BALLOON. Well, balloon-man here is apparently the manager of this damned place, according to his nametag.

"Um sir-" Looks like Yuki has the same reaction as me. He wants to get out of here too. Judging by everyone's faces, (except for Tohru-chan and Momiji of course…) we all wanted to.

"AH, NO NEED TO WORRYYYYYYYYYYYYY~~~~~~~~~~~~~! THERE IS A TABLE FOR YOU ALL RIGHT HERE~~~~~!"

Damn I wanna punch this man so badly. If I go deaf after this, this place is going to PAY. But he basically shoves all of us to the table with one hand ONLY. Man, has this guy hit the records yet? Well, looks like we're just gonna have to put up with this place now. At least it's quiet now…

"Yuki. Can we get some food?" Wait. Haru, you want food from this place? Are you sure? They might poison their food… But it's too late. He and Momiji are ordering… What is this? Ice cream? THEY NEVER MENTIONED THEY HAVE ICE CREAM HERE. IF HARU AND MOMIJI DIDN'T ORDER ME ICE CREAM, THEY ARE DEAD. (A/N: Yes, I've decided to make Akira an ice cream addict.)

"Miss, a rainbow sherbet for you." A waiter walks over, placing a bowl of ice cream in front of me. A HUGE bowl of ice cream. Haru, Momiji, I will love you two FOREVER. Now I shall eat…

YingYangButterfly: There, another chappie is up now! Hope it was good! Once again, soooooooooooooooooooooooo sorry about the LONGGGGGG wait! I'll try to post the next one up soon! It's gonna be in Hiroki's POV next! You can already guess one pairing so far… Oh, and i forgot to add that Akira and Kisa are actually sisters... Couldn't really fit it into the story so far, but i will later on. Please review! I 3 feedback!