On the 5th day of December Averon The Awesome gave to me, a new chapter to her Eddsworld story! You like my song? I made it up. Just now. Cool, no? I thought so. Onward Sir Oashima!
Disclaimer: If my name isn't Edd Gould and I'm not dead, then I'm not the owner of Eddsworld.
While Avery and her Pokémon were in their group hug, the guys decided upon a group huddle.
"What are we gonna do now?" Matt asked.
"The only thing we can do." Tom said.
"Move really, really far away."
"Make Avery so upset she'll leave."
"What?" Edd asked Tom.
"What?" Tom asked Edd.
"I hate to admit it, but Tom has a point." Tord said. "If she's here for a visit, then she'll leave early and be out of our hair." He grabbed his head for emphasis.
"Yeah! That's what I meant. Because of her visit! I didn't forget." Tom said.
"Whatcha huddling' about?" Avery said as she moved into the huddle.
"AAAA!" the British people yelled.
Avery giggled as they fell over. "You guys scream like girls!"
Her Pokémon joined in the laughing.
Tom, however, shoved his hand into his pocket, searching for his strange gun.
*sigh* If only he'd paid attention to what Tord had done when he was attacked by the Pokémon.
"Where is it?" he said under his breath. When he didn't find the gun there, he started to search his pants pocket.
Avery noticed his dilemma and stopped laughing. "Want some help big brother?" she asked.
Tom glared at his sister. He sighed. "What have I got to lose?"
"Your dignity, your pride, the control over your bladder, the list goes on." Matt counted on his fingers. Tom glared at him.
"What?" Matt asked.
"You guys are funny!" Avery said between giggles. "Especially Matt." She pointed at the ginger. He smiled a proud smile. "I'm gonna enjoy this week."
"No you're not." Tom said.
Avery stared at him. "Why?"
"Because you're leaving. NOW." He pointed at the door.
"Why?" Avery asked.
"I don't trust you."
"Why?"
"Because you're dangerous."
"Why?"
"I don't know."
"Why?"
"Because I'm an idiot."
"Why?" Avery was starting to giggle again.
"Because I won't let you stay here."
"Why?"
"Because I'm a stupid buttface."
Now the guys were laughing.
Avery could barely hold in her laughter anymore. She didn't reply and rolled onto her back with her hands on her stomach. They others quickly followed.
Tom, who finally realized what he had said, clenched his teeth. He stomped off to his room for the 3rd time that day, and vowed he would stay there until Avery left.
10:36 P.M.
Tom heard a small noise in his sleep. His first thought was that the house was being robbed. Then he had a better thought.
"Go away Avery." He said to his pillow.
Avery, who had been attempting to set up a blanket and pillow in the floor of Tom's room, stopped what she was doing to marvel at her brother's epic head. She always knew he had a great brain.
"Do I have to?" she whispered.
"Go sleep on the couch." Tom said.
Avery looked upset, but she did what she was told.
After all, only Tom can control her.
Well that was short. It wasn't a short time to write it, though. After many days of Writer's Block and Procrastination, I've finally finished the first day of our favorite psychic's stay. Hey, that rhymes! Oh well. Bye my panda children!
