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Wax
BPOV
Song: Song 2 by Blur
"God, how long can a guy take getting dressed, all he has to do is put on jeans and a t-shirt and we can go!" I huffed once again this past hour trying to leave the hotel so we could finally see London.
"Well, he is trying to perfect his look so if he sees Rosalie she will see they are made for each other and he can finally propose to her in London, just like she said in Vogue," Jasper explained with a smirk, as he picked up one of the magazines by the door.
I heard him laugh and I looked over at him curiously, "What?" I asked standing up and making my way over to him as he opened up the magazine and flicking to a page near the front.
"Who ever knew I would be on the front of OK magazine," he laughed and I ran over to him wondering what he was on about, "well, I am in the background but it's more about you," he laughed and I grabbed the OK magazine from his hands and just like he said I was on the front cover, my hair a mess, Emmett's jersey, baggy jeans and converse shaking Edward Cullen's hand but in the picture it looked more like we were holding hands.
Edward's New Girl?
Was the heading and I flicked to page 15 to see what they had written, all over a two page spread was the one picture, magnified on our hands, faces, anything that looked remotely romantic between us.
Edward Cullen often slashed rumours of his apparent romance with family friend and model, Tanya Denali and just as the engagement rumour raced world-wide Edward seems to have found a new girl. No-one knows who the mystery girl in the picture is but whoever she is she needs to know that every other woman around the world is wishing they are in her position. Who is Edward's new girl? We don't know but Tanya has been reported saying, 'I don't know who she is and I certainly don't care,' leaving no other comment as she stormed away from the interview with Vogue she was in at the time.
Mystery of the year: Who is this girl?
I knew my mouth was open and I probably looked insane looking at the page with my tired face plastered all over it. Jasper was laughing next to me and I couldn't help but join in.
"Who is this mystery girl?" He laughed and put all the magazines in the draw, obviously they all had my face plastered over them, "we can let Emmett see them." I nodded still trying to get over the shock.
"What are you two laughing about?" I heard Emmett's booming voice from behind us.
"How did you get here?" I asked confused, he was in the bathroom last time I checked.
"I went down stairs to get new clothes," he gestured at a new shirt and jeans that looked exactly the same as his old ones, "Armani, Rosalie favourite brand on men," he said with a proud smile as Jasper and I tries to hide our laughs as coughs, "The sales lady told me the funniest joke, you want to hear it?" Emmett asked as we walked into the elevator, "One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church."Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"
"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."
In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.
"Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin," at this point Emmett let out a loud laugh and we sighed waiting for him to continue the story, "Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.
"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.
"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.
The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"
Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"
"Amen," replied the congregation," we all burst out laughing as we exited the hotel to thousands of flashes.
"False Alarm," I heard a few of the men yell back and all the flashes until another shouted, "Looks it's the mystery girl," at this point the flashed started again as I was bombarded with questions.
What's your name?
Who are you?
What are you and Edward?
I froze as the men began to close in on me, I covered my eyes with my arm as I felt Emmett and Jaspers arms around my waist pushing me into the jeep. Emmett pulled away quickly as the flashed turned once again towards the hotel entrance I heard light calls of Edward, Rosalie and Alice being called as we pulled away.
The cameras were there because of them.
Rosalie Hale was going to be staying in the same hotel as Emmett.
I was going to be staying at the same hotel was Edward Cullen.
"Bella, what did they mean by 'Mystery girl'?" Emmett asked looking completely confussed.
"I sort of met Edward Cullen yesterday when we made you stay in the car because you already crashed into his limo then the paparazzi took picture of me shaking his hand and now think we are in a relationship," I mumbled knowing he would only hear a few words.
"WHAT ABOUT EDWARD CULLEN?" His eyes wide and he was bouncing in his seat in excitement.
"I said, I met Edward Cullen yesterday when we made you stay in the car because you already crashed into his limo then the paparazzi took picture of me shaking his hand and now think we are in a relationship," I said a bit louder waiting for his scream.
As I thought a high pitched scream you would expect from a 7 year old girl more than a 20 year old man, "ROSIE!" he started clapping his hands leaving the wheel. I quickly leaned over trying to stop us from crashing, again.
"Hands on the wheel, McCarthy!" I yelled until he put his hands back on the wheel.
"Just follow the signs to Madame Tussauds," Jasper mumbled from the back seats. We sat listening to a song end on the radio as a new one started.
"It's our song!" Emmett exclaimed from the front seat.
"I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet
It wasn't easy
But nothing is
No," I sung laughing along with Emmett and Jasper.
"Woo-hoo
When I feel heavy-metal
And I'm pins and I'm needles
Well, I lie and I'm easy
All the time but I am never sure
Why I need you
Pleased to meet you," We all burst into song doing specialized dance moves we had created over the years.
"I got my head down
When I was young
It's not my problem
It's not my problem" Jasper say along to the radio banging his head to his verse.'
"Woo-hoo
When I feel heavy-metal
And I'm pins and I'm needles
Well, I lie and I'm easy
All the time but I am never sure
Why I need you
Pleased to meet you" Emmett sung with the windows open whistling to girls as we drove past. Some blushed, some waved back and some flipped him the middle finger- I liked these ones the best.
"Yeah yeah
Yeah yeah
Yeah yeah
Oh yeah" We ended and burst out laughing.
"I LOVE BLUR!" Emmett screamed out the window as we parked in the packed lot and walked inside the building. We quickly bought the tickets and a map before Emmett ran towards the celebrities he looked and started at the Brad Pitt wax work. I laughed at the confused look on his face as he started waving his arms in front of his eyes, "Are you sure he isn't real?" Emmett asked looking at the figure scared.
"I promise," I laughed and dragged him so we could stand behind the figure; we took one picture each beside him and with Angelina Jolie next to him. Then we came across Johnny Deep and I ran over grabbing the camera and taking millions of pictures of his face next to mine.
"I'm not sure whether you are supposed to be kissing the wax people Bella," Emmett laughed pulling me away from Johnny, "I heard Rosie is in here somewhere," he pulled us to the left and we stopped right in front of the blonde figure, even her wax work made my self esteem drop significantly. Emmett ran up and started hugging the wax and kissing it as Jasper laughed and took pictures.
"Guys, you should really stop kissing the wax people," I said looking cautiously at the guards everywhere.
"Ewww, what is that man doing to my statue?" I heard the screech from behind me and I turned to have my eyes locked with the emerald once I knew to be Edward Cullen's.
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edward (.) x (.) cullen (.) x (.) forever