Chatting with the Akatsuki

Chapter Three

Disclaimer: I do NOT own anything from Naruto, Heroes, the Parkers and Alice's Adventure in Wonderland or SADLY my Best Friend Suki T.T She own herself T3T

Torture Zone

(Living room)

Pein: (focusing all attention on tea) (mumbles) blow blow blow (blow tea three times) sip (sip tea) aahhh! (Sipping tea Pein's style)

Konan: (she came out of no where) (sipping tea and reading magazine)

Zetsu: …

Pein: what?

Zetsu: I won't even ask

Pein: (happy mode) (put cup down) will if you insisted…

Zetsu: I didn't

Pein: (ignore Zetsu) It all started….

(Flash back mode)

Pein: … (Glared at konan) why do I have to do this?

Konan: (pour Pein tea) It breaks time, means tea time. So stop glaring.

Pein: Yes, I know that! (point to himself) BUT why do I have to wear this!

Konan: (sipped tea lady-like) aahhh! (Look at Pein) You look divine.

Pein: (twitch) a brat thought I was her parent.

Konan: (smile) Awe! You do make a great father someday. (Day dream)

Pein: a mother. She mistakes me for her MOTHER!!!! (stood up and slam tea cup on the table)

Konan: (twitch) PE. IN. You did not just SLAM the EXPENSIVE tea cup on the EXPENSIVE table!!!! (Grab Pein by his collar and death glare him which killed him and brought him back to life) YOU. WILL. WEAR. THE. OUTFIT. THAT. YOUR. MOTHER. SEND. YOU!!

Pein: (pee on his outfit) Y-Yes d-dear (sit back down and drink tea lady-like)

Konan: (back to normal) (smile sweetly) see now that wasn't hard. (sipped tea)

(End flashback)

Pein: (shudder) worst tea time ever. (sipping tea Pein's style) And I thought shaving Aunt Paul's legs was worst.

Zetsu: … what does that have to do with anything?

Suki: (poof out of no where) Don't you mean Paula?

Three Akatuski member: (look at Suki) wth?

Kaira: (pop out of no where) No. It AUNT Paul and there UNCLE Paula.

Zetsu: Where did you come from?

Kaira: (ignore Zetsu) OMG!!!! –squeal- KONAN-SAMA!!!! (hug Konan)

Konan: … (look freak out) (who won't be if some one you don't know hug you)

Suki: oh, I see… (look at Zetsu) Kaira, I think there an over grown green bean in your living room.

Zetsu: I am not an over grown green bean

Suki: You sure look like one. You green.

Zetsu: … (wonder if he should eat Suki or not)

Kaira: -still squeal- OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! It Konan-sama! OMG! OMG! OMG! And she here in MY living room! OMG! OMG! OMG! I'm hugging her! OMG! OMG! OMG! I'm talking to her! OMG! OMG! OMG! And I think I'm going to faint! (fainted in Konan's arms)

Konan: … (dropped crazy hyper weird girl)

Suki: (make weird face like Matt from Heroes) YOU can't eat me!!!

Zetsu: (weird out by the weird face and the fact that Suki know what he was thinking) And why not? (decided not to ask how she know he was thinking that, since it much safer. But oh how he thought wrong)

Suki: (declared happily) BECAUSE (drum roll) I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!! (evil laugh)

Konan: …O.o…

Zetsu: …. (turn greener and fainted)

Kaira: (still fainting) (mumbles) Mama, nooooooo!!!

Pein: (sitting leg cross, lady-like sipping tea, wearing a tea ceremony dress and talking to Alice , the Hatter, the March Hare, and the Dormouse from Alice's adventures in Wonderland in british accent) Oh mind marverlous!

O.o…..

Yeah….

Suki is actually my best friend from school. And she also have an accout on FanFiction. Net. Sorry if I had offense you with anything from this chapter. I adore Konan. She cool and kick butt.

Also the Television show 'The Parkers' is real AND funny . It where I got my line "Mama, noooooo!!!" from.

So….

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