-Edward strolls in-
Me: lip quivers
Edward: What's wrong?
Me: I LOVE YOU!!!!! But I must continue my show...sniff sniff And can still give you advice on Winry...sadly.
Edward: ...ahhhhh
Me: Ok Krista, get it together! You need to stop teating her like a casual friend or a guy! She loves you...more than I do... finally can't take it anymore and breaks down crying
TV Guy: Uhhhh... We'll be back after these few...sentences...
Me: Ok... I'm glad I got thru that well.. NEXT!!!
-Gaara walks in-
Me: still getting myself back together Wait, you don't have a particular girl you like...
Gaara: Yeah...but I really want to know how to get rid of these girls...uhhhh
-TONS of fan girls run on stage-
Me: Wow...uhhh- Ack! Can't breath!! My best suggestions would be kill them all you do that clone techinique Naruto does constantly! Man, that does get annoying!
Gaara: Hmmm...I think I'll-
Me: NO WAIT!! On second thought my friends are in there! Oh, well try thecloning thing and if that doesn't work out give me a call. NEXT!!!