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Sakura was taking her usual early evening stroll. This time, however, she found something. At first, she thought it was dead…whatever it was. Sakura grabbed a branch and poked the creature forcefully. The little bundle of grey fur yelped and then bared its teeth at Sakura. It was a rabbit.

"Aww," Sakura exclaimed, even though it looked like it wanted to bite her face off.

She reached out to grab the rabbit. When it hopped away, she then used her ninja speed to pick it up. She smirked in its face.

"Gotcha,"

The rabbit scowled.

"I'm gonna call you Charlie!" Sakura said proudly. It was only then she noticed the rabbit had a name tag. On it was only a name: Bosley.

Sakura shrugged, "I really don't care if your name is Bosley," she said, "Charlie is way better!"

The rabbit glared, 'You know what? No.' it thought.

"Well, Charlie…let's go home!"

Sakura skipped very fast towards her apartment. Bosley a.k.a. Charlie looked scared…very scared.

Upon arriving at her apartment, Sakura decided 'Charlie' would be hungry. She also decided to cook him something herself with her 'amazing' cooking abilities.

Bosley could only watch from his cage on the counter as Sakura threw many various items into a pot on the stove.

'Carrots…sandwich…chocolate syrup…fork…she's blending it…oh, wait, she put the blender in…oh my god…I'm dead…' Bosley thought.

After throwing many more questionable items in the pot, Sakura poured some of the…soup…into a bowl. When she offered it to Bosley, she got a growl in return.

Sakura shrugged, "Okay…" she said, "I guess we'll have to do this the hard way…"

Bosley's eyes widened, 'Hard way?!' he thought frantically.

Sakura took his mouth with one hand opened it wide. With her other hand, she threw the soup bowl at his mouth.

…some of it went it.

After that was over and done with, Sakura let go of Bosley and nodded; proud of herself.

Bosley was choking, 'STUPID FORK!'

Sakura watched as Bosley hacked up the fork. She picked it up, shrugged, and put it back in her cutlery drawer. Bosley grimaced.

"Well, I'm off to bed!" Sakura said, "You'll be comfortable in your cage that has no comforting things in it! Ta ta,"

Sakura skipped to her bedroom.

Bosley rolled his little rabbit eyes.

"God," Bosley said, "Who is she to…wait…"

Bosley realized he could talk.

"Hello…hellooooo…HELLO!" he tested out his voice.

Pssht, it was such a rabbit voice.

Bosley shrugged to himself, "Must've been the soup."

The rabbit then suddenly shuddered, as it began to go through an amazing transformation.

Sakura woke up and stretched.

"Time to check on Charlie!" she said cheerfully.

"…I'M BOSLEY!" Bosley yelled from the living room.

Sakura jumped out of bed, "Shut. Up."

She ran to the living room and saw something that horrified her.

"AHH!" she screamed, "TELETUBBIES!"

And then she saw Bosley.

"AHH!"

Bosley had under gone an amazing transformation. He was now at least five times his size, and was green and purple. He was breathing heavily and his eyes were bulging.

"Ch-Charlie?" Sakura asked.

Bosley roared, "I'M BOSLEY!"

Sakura laughed, "Charlie's more important."

"…WHO IS THIS CHARLIE?! WE HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN HIM!"

Sakura shrugged.

"Well…" Bosley said, "Since you won't listen to me…I'll call upon my friends…GO! TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA BUNNIES!"

The 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' theme song played, but every time the word 'turtles' would come in, it would have a badly shouted 'bunnies' over it.

Soon, almost a hundred teenage mutant ninja bunnies were in Sakura's apartment.

Sakura screamed as the rabbits pounced on her.

"YEAH!" the rabbits shouted.

Bosley had been removed from his cage a while before, and he was currently sitting on a dead Sakura.

"LET'S EAT HER!" an older rabbit said.

"IT'S ALL THANKS TO CHARLIE!" Bosley's mother said.

"THANKS, CHARLIE!" all of the rabbits yelled.

Bosley threw up his paws in frustration, "I'M BOSLEY!"

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