"Fuckin asshole" Nazara mumbled angrily while and sitting in a now sturdier disturbing throne covered in blood.
Why did you do it? He wanted to be your friend. He asked you to join the party. But no you had "better" plans. They all involved graphic murder. And adding his bones to your shitty throne.
"My throne is awesome" Nazara said surprisingly calmly "and that guy led a rebellion against my predecessor and probably would have led another against me"
Now it's time to commit crimes upon the English language.
"He's not going to stop with that bullshit. I might as well ask what he wants me to do." Nazara thought in the "privacy" of his mind.
I'm glad you asked. To start with remove the letter n and replace it with a z. And then do whatever you want.
"Fize" zaZara szarled "zow my zame looks shitty"
Milliozs of humazs were suddezly cozfused as a certaiz letter was razdomly azd poiztlessly removed from existazce.
Oh come oz you caz do better thaz that.
53v3r3l m1ll10z m0r3 humaz5 w3r3 c0zfu53d a5 9rammar w3zt 0ut 0f a z0z3x15tazt w1zd0w.
"Th15 15 5tup1d" zaZara 5a1d alm05t a5ham3d 0f what h3 had ju5t d0z3.
0k y0u caz chaz93 1t back.
AN: I am zot proud of those last few lizes