The giant killer robot smashed through the city, sending random people running in a panic. The robot was of a simple design, two arms, two legs, large dangerous looking laser strapped to its back, and so forth. A tall skyscraper was vaporized, dropping the people that had been inside it to the ground. For some odd reason they had not been vaporized. The robod continued its rampage through all the way to Dib's house. Here it was greeted by the Paranormal Investigator of the family.
"Wh-what's the giant killer robot doing here?" Dib shouted as the robot powered down on his front lawn. He stood staring at it for nearly ten minutes, it was only when a fly flew into his mouth did he snap out of it, trying to hack out the bug. Once Dib managed to clear his air way of the fly, he bolted inside shouting, "Dad! Dad!" he found his father in the basement working one some big project.
"What is it now son?" Professor Membrane replied, a bolt of lightning shot from the table. "More insane things you wish to talk about?"
"Yes! No, wait!" Dib was cut off by his father.
"If it involves your little green friend, or big foot, or the loch ness monster, or anything that is not REAL science go talk to your sister," Membrane snapped.
"But Dad, it's in our front yard! A ROBOT!" Dib cried.
"Oh is that malfunctioning R.E.V. back?" He asked.
"R.E.V.?" Dib repeated, tilting his head to one side.
"Robotically Enhanced Vacuum," Membrane explained, abandoning his experiment and heading for the stairs, his son on his heels.
"A vacuum? It's a killer robot! And it's huge!" Dib shouted, arms flailing.
"It's equipped with a self-defense mode. This one happened to get stuck in the mode," he replied, bounding up the stairs. He dramatically threw open the door, electricity sparking at his fingertips. "Ah, R.E.V." the robot was lying pathetically on its side staring up at the sky blankly. The Professor removed a panel and pulled a few wires. The Robot lit back up, and began to transform into a vacuum. Once the machine was in vacuum from, Membrane picked up the device and carried it back inside, abandoning Dib on the front lawn.
Almost as the door closed behind is father, a green kid showed up. "Filthy Dib monkey, I should have known that the killer robot was your fault!" Zim shouted, pointing at hid rival. "You used it as an excuse to blame ZIM!"
"No I didn't, Zim," Dib snapped flatly. "My dad built some vacuum and it malfunctioned. Sorry to blame you." Dib stalked up to the door, disappointed that he didn't get a chance to thwart Zim's evil plan and vanished behind it.
Zim's arms fell to is sides. "Eh? A vac-cooom?" he muttered with no reply from the door. The Irken shrugged and began walking back to his base. The walk didn't take long, maybe ten earth minutes at most. He closed the door behind him and shouted, "Gir!" the green dog appeared in a manner of seconds, draining a Suck-Monkey dry.
Instead of a reply, Zim got a series of slurping noises and a malfunctioning SIR unit bouncing around the room on its head. Zim scowled at the robot, but it didn't seem to help his cause, seeing how Gir proceeded to attack him with a hug. "Huggles!"
"No! Agh, Gir off, off, off!" He screamed, writhing under the death grip of a hug. "Gah, my squeedily spooch!" The robot eventually let go. Zim took in a deep breath before attempting to address Gir. "Now, Gir, did anything interesting happen at the house today?"
"Ummmm…" Gir attempted to recall what had happened today. "I made TACOS!" he shouted. "I like tacos! Then, the color blue got all over and the puppy's danced in the front yard and then I got stuff! Oh yeah, oh yeah, then the Pizza Guy gave me food!" By the end of this rant of Gir's, Zim was staring flatly at the wall.
"Yes, I see, Gir." He muttered. "I'll be in the lab."
"Oh, you might wanna watch out for that girl…" Gir pointed out.
This caught his master's attention. He turned slowly to face Gir. "What girl, Gir?"
"The girly, you thing," the robot attempted to explain.
Zim looked rather puzzled as he tried to decipher Gir's meaning. "Another Irken?" he asked.
"Yeahhhh," Gir nodded rapidly. Zim looked horrified. He bolted for the toilet and traveled down to his lab, wringing his hands nervously. He removed his hair piece and contacts as he arrived at the underground base. Zim glanced around the base, searching for this intruder. From what he could tell the base was empty, no one but him. Completely abandon. He had the elevator take him to every room he could think of, weapons room, storage rooms 1-6, the observatory, main computer room, everywhere. Puzzled to where is other Irken could be hiding, Zim paused a moment.
"Computer, scan for any Irken life forms," Zim ordered.
After a few infuriating seconds of waiting the robotic voice came over the speaker, "One Irken Life form detected."
"Yes, Computer, I know. That one Irken is Zim. I meant any other Irkens," Zim clarified.
"I did scan for other Irkens, not you," The Computer snapped. "I found another one in the Voot Cruiser holding bay."
"Excellent!" Zim shouted, darting into the elevator, not bothering to thank the Computer. "Now, take me to the Voot Cruiser holding bay." The elevator whizzed up to where the Irken ships were held. Instead of seeing his normal one ship there was a second cruiser right next to it. It was pretty much identical to his, the only visible differences were that this one was a ruby red and had a pair of large pincers attacked to the front of it. Obviously a newer model then what Zim was equipped with.
The short Irken immediately prepared for an attack for any side, by creeping around the holding bay as if he was a spy from a James Bond movie. He pressed himself to the wall, eyes constantly darting from side to side, on the lookout for the intruder. Zim rolled behind his Cruiser. He searched the place head to toe, finding no signs of another Irken, other than the second Cruiser. Zim stood up, disappointed in finding no traces of another.
"Computer! There's no Irken up- Whaa!" Something attacked him from behind. The thing knocked him forward onto the floor, and immediately jumped off.
"Oh, sorry!" a female voice came from behind him. Zim rolled onto his back and stared up at the first Irken he had been in physical contact with in months.
That review button's looking pretty sad... I know your out there people! Anyway, did i spell 'Squeedily Spooch' Right? If not tell me, please!