*Ding Ding*
Mukuro: Kufufu. Welcome to the Clam Familia Sub Shop, what is it you want?
Customer: Hmm? Oh yeah hi. *texts on phone* Hey can I one of the "Great Illusionists Crispy fish sandwiches with pineapple cole slaw".
Mukuro: "Great Illusionists Crispy fish sandwiches with pineapple cole slaw" ehy. I can only imagine the name was intentional, the baby must have been messing with me when he named the sandwiches. This is one of the reasons I hate the mafia, they have a horrible sense of humor."
Customer: Oh yeah and sir can I also have a-
Ken: Mukuro-sama! We heard from the frog in Varia that you were now working here! Let us assist you!
Chikusa: Mmm *Nods head*.
*Flashback*
Flan: And that is my version of the story the frog and the prince. Any questions?
Ken: Yes, can I use the Vongola time machine so I never had to hear that stupid story?
Chikusa: Agreed.
Flan: Ow my feelings..they hurt.
Ken: Yeah yeah.
Flan: Fine have it your way, but if you do decide to go back in time then you will never have figured out the location of Master Pineapple Head.
*End Flashback*
Mukuro: Kufufufu next time I see that frog I swear I am going to give him an illusion he will never forget. *Evil Smirk*
Customer: U-Um sir? I-I'm still here.
Mukuro: Oh yes of course. You were saying?
Ken: Wait please Mukuro-sama let us help you!
Mukuro: *Ignores*
Mukuro: Continue customer.
Customer: Oh yeah um as I was saying can I also have some pineapple juice with that, as well as a fruit salad for my wife at home. Extra pineapples in the salad please, my wife loves them.
Mukuro: *In his mind* "Pineapple- *Echo* Pineapple- *Echo* Pineapple- *Echo* -PINEAPPLE!"
Customer: *looks up from phone and takes closer look at appearance* Hahaha oh hey what a coincidence did you know your hair kind of resembles a pineapple hahaha funny right?!
Kusakabe: *From outside* Wait! No Kyo-san don't go in there!
Hibari: I am free to eat lunch where ever I please. *Opens door and spots Mukuro*
Kusakabe: Kyo-san how about we leave n-
Hibari: Quiet. *Smirk* Looking as much like a fruit as ever I see Mukuro. Heh prepare yourself Kamikorosu!
Mukuro: *Snaps* Ku-fu- *Grabs trident and puts on a hell ring* I'm going to put an end to these annoying pineapple comments, there will be no more. *Creates horrifying Illusion and attacks both Hibari and Customer*.
Overall Damages: Many people hospitalized, Broken furniture, and one person admitted to a Psychiatric hospital (he was screaming something about man-eating pineapples and tonfa wielding beasts).
Authors Note: Sorry about the long wait and the shortness of the story, I know its not that long and not my best work ever but in my defense I've been busy with work and haven't had a lot of time to write stories, also had a bit of writers block with this story as well as getting side tracked with writing other stories (which I write and either decide the story is actually horrible and too stupid or embarrassing to post or start writing but then get side tracked with another story idea), as well as just plain laziness and being tired. So yeah that's my reason, hope this chapter was at least decent and enjoyable.