I'm sorry I haven't updated sooner, so I here's the end. It's been a very good three-shot to write. Hope you liked it.

Rule #9: Do not deface Christmas trees while you are in the North Pole.

Rule #10: Please, do not feed the reindeer.

Rule #11: Do not confuse Santa for a monster.

Rule #12: Do not try to corrupt the elves. We're still on bad terms with Santa because of that.

Rule #13: Do not try to change the naughty and nice lists so you and the team will be the only ones to get gifts.

Rule #14: You may not try to break the ice so you can surf.

Rule #15: Do not rig the toys to blow up when opened.

Roy looked around as he tried to find Deadpool and Talisman. Those two were the biggest threats at the moment, especially because they were both armed and dangerous. Raquel had decided to go look for Kaldur a few minutes ago as he tried to think of the best plan of attack when it came to their team. Robin was most probably trying to find Santa, Zatanna and M'gann were most probably trying to get Mrs. Clause to befriend them, Deadpool and Talisman were doing something stupid, and Kaldur was doing some weird Atlantean thing.

Yeah, this was going to be easy. Note the sarcasm.

Roy decided he should walk towards where he last saw the duo, and did so, only to find Deadpool and Talisman giggling crazily as they painted the christmas trees that were in the middle of the town.

"What are you doing?" Roy screeched, getting their attention.

"Oh no, it's the fuzz!" Talisman exclaimed.

"Let's split!" Deadpool said, then both of them were gone before Roy could wonder why they had reverted to such outdated forms of speaking.

He sighed and felt an increasing pressure in his head as he saw what they had done to the tree. For starterts, they had shaved the bottom half, and drawn smily faces all over it. Then, for some odd reason, they had thrown food pieces all around the green parts. He was going to murder them when he found them. So, he set off to find them.

When Wally found Artemis and Conner, they were at the reindeer stables, sugar cubes in their hands as Rudolf munched happily on them.

"What are you guys doing?" Wally asked, speeding over to them.

"Feeding the reindeer." Conner answered, smiling as his hand was nuzzled by Comet.

"What do you kids think you're doing?!" They heard someone with a Russian accent growl, and they quickly turned around to find a large thing with a red overcoat.

They all screamed in fear, and before he could stop himself, Wally barreled into the figure, making him fall down. All of the kids panted from their scare, and Wally smiled triumphantly as he stood on top of the figure.

"I told Rob I didn't need him with me most of the time."

"What have you done!?" Artemis yelled, noticing the white fluff that hung out from the red coat.

"Saved our lives from the abominable snow man, that's what." Wally told him.

"You just killed Santa!" Conner yelled, now seeing the man's face.

Wally deflated at this, then he looked down to see the usually jolly man's face. "We're screwed."

"Santa's lighter than I thought." Wally told Conner as they walked away from the outhouse they had left the man inside.

Conner nodded, agreeing with Wally. "He also has more tattoos."

Artemis agreed with him, and said, "You know, those little elves are pretty cute." She noted.

The midgets were walking around, as if their boss had not been 'killed', and were ignoring the kids. Wally smiled evilly as an idea came to his mind, and he sped towards one, making him jump and fall on his back.

"You know what I want for Christmas?" He asked.

The elf shook his head wildly, not sure what to make of the famed Kid Flash. "I want a pitchfork!"

And then the story of how he had to fight off an evil goose started, slowly drawing a crowd of both elves and yetis.

"Deadpool, get here right now!" Roy yelled as he saw his two targets in the middle of thin ice. With a hammer and a nail. Aimed straight at the floor.

"No! I want to surf!"

Wally smiled evilly as he snuck towards the main office of Santa's workshop, an evil plan in his mind. After he had finished corrupting the elves and telling them that the whole League but Green Arrow and his friends were to get coal, he snuck into the workshop to get to the famed Naughty or Nice lists. He got to the desk, and saw both the list, the naughty list surprisingly short.

He sighed as he sat down on Santa's huge chair, and smiled as he leaned towards the nice list. He picked it up and started speed reading through it, only to not find his name. He was wide eyed at this, then he saw the naughty list, his name the biggest there aside from Wade Wilson and Jason Todd.

"Okay, I understand why Deadpool and Reddy are here, but why me?" He asked himself, then smiled evilly once more as an idea came to him.

And he quickly erased the word Naughty from the list, wrote down nice, then erased the Nice list with Naughty. Robin snuck into the room, hoping to finally find Santa, only to find his best friend there. He let his shoulder slump as Wally looked up at him and smile at him.

"How do you do, Roby?" Wally asked.

"I'm trying to find Santa. But he isn't anywhere!" Robin told him, walking over to Wally, who chuckled nervously.

"Seriously? Who would have thought?"

Robin looked down at what Wally was doing, only to find the lists. "What the-You can't change the naughty or nice lists!" Robin yelled at Wally, who only smirked. It didn't even take a detective to know what Wally was doing. The pen was a clear indicator.

"Watch me." Then Wally thought about it a little. "Well, you missed me doing it, so you'll just have to live with the consequences." He shrugged.

Then Jason burst through the door, panting wildly as his eyes darted in every direction as they looked for the boys. "We have to go!" He told them, running over to them and grabbing their wrists.

The three ran out of the room, even if Wally and Dick didn't quite understand what was going on. "What did you do, Jay-bird?" Robin asked over the yelling and screaming from the yetis and elves. This was quite a strange North Pole.

"I might have, accidentally, rigged some toys to explode." He answered.

Wally and Robin looked at him as if he were an idiot, but he continued as they ran. "And, I may have forgotten to set the bomb for tonight, so they may explode in a few minutes."

Both of their eyes widened as they ran outside, only for the bioship to appear in front of them. "Get in!" Roy yelled from inside.

They wasted no time in doing so, jumped in, and looked back as the ship sped away from the North Pole. Suddenly, a large explosion rang out, and all of the buildings were filled with blue, green, red, black, and white paint.

"We're so going to regret this." Wally said, eyeing all of his teammates. They were screwed.

One more chapter; the one where Santa confronts the League; then it is over! Yay, Christmas break and no more school! I feel so happy! Please review!