AN: Okay, so I've been REALLY quiet here for a while and I'm deeply sorry about that. Two other games have recently taken over my interest and I don't want to burn out on them so I'm going to take a break and go make to my ME fiction here. I've got some ideas and their small, but I'm hoping they will appease the people here. If their not enough, bark at me until I give you guys more attention :P Honestly? Don't be shy. I often need to receive a firm kick to get moving.

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The Club was loud. Too loud. With all these Cerberus implants and the modified hearing power they delivered it was a wonder Shepard's ear drums hadn't shattered yet. If the music annoyed her before it was enough to drive her absolutely insane now.

'Have clubs always been this annoying?' she asked to Vega who was seated near her.

He bopped happily in his hair next to her as the beat of the music picked up in pace 'What are you talking about, Lola? This place is where it's at!'

Shepard shook her head and raised the blue tinted drink she'd order to her mouth for a small sip. She didn't know why she'd bothered to ask James anything. He was still young and in that 'Club's are so rocking' phase.

Scanning her eyes over the room she eventually located Joker. She hadn't spent much time with him and decided it was time to wander over and say hi.

But she wouldn't do it in the conventional sense.

Oh no, Shepard was anything but regular.

A smile set itself firmly on her face as she rose from her perch on the bar stool and made some polite excuse with Vega for departing.

She sauntered her way through the writhing mass of bodies till she encountered Tali dancing alone on the floor.

Suddenly an idea struck her. She could have fun with this.

'Hey Liara.' Shepard greeted her comrade.

'Hello Shepard.' she responded 'What brings you to the dance floor this evening?' she asked. The Commander didn't usually dance. Not without being made fun of at least.

'A little fun.'

Liara turned to face the Commander a little more 'Oh? Do tell.'

'How would you feel about killing two birds with one stone?' she answer the Asari.

'Absolutely horrible.'

Shepard closed her eyes for a moment and smiled before opening them and resuming her conversation.

'No, no. I mean..' she leaned closer to the blue skinned woman 'How would you feel about putting on a display out here for Joker and Kaidan.'

Liara leaned back. She was sure she was sporting a grin a mile wide.

'Absolutely fine, Shepard.' she reached out and pulled the Commander so she was cinched up close to her body as she moved in tune with the beat.

'Got any idea's on how to get their attention to start with?' she noted as they observed the men at the bar not paying any attention to what was going on with the dance floor.

Shepard wet her lips and let out a piercing whistle that could be heard clearly above the music.

Startled, Kaidan and Joker spun around to locate the noise. When they finally locked eyes on Shepard and Liara they gave a small wave before they realized what was going on.

Jaws dropped as Shepard and Liara ground and writhed against each-other, doing her best to maintain eye contact with the Pilot, Shepard spun around so her back was pressed to Liara's front.

Liara took the hint and adjusted her hands to run down Shepard's sides and land on her hips as they gyrated so the music.

Shepard in turn lifted her hands to skim along the front of her body languidly as they traveled up her chest, across her collarbone and into her hair before sliding to run across the Asari's cheek.

The boys were absolutely awestruck, neither of them knew what to say as Shepard's head inclined so that her and Liara's lip almost touched. Before the action completed Liara's hand slid down Shepard's chest and played with the fabric at the side of her hip slowly trailing along the front, deliberately visually teasing them.

Shepard's and Liara continued bumping noses as they made like they were about kiss for a while before turning their attention back to the bar to the stunned faces of two male Officer's.

'I think we got their attention now..' Liara whispered in Shepard's ear 'What should we do with it?'

Shepard grinned. She had plans.

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Next Chapter to immediately follow. I liked the scene when they all comment on how Shepard's dancing sucks and Tali's actually looks pretty cool. So.. this is where I got inspired. I might need to work on my idea of dirty dancing but, I tried. That's what reviews are for, right? To let you know where you are at. HAHA, funny thing? I was going to have the girls almost kissed but then I realized Tali wears an enviro-suit and that would NOT happen so I had to abandon my idea there briefly. So.. I had to change it to Liara and I couldn't think of a romance option for her other than Kaidan. Sorry my head was elsewhere when I wrote this. Like I said: It's short. I wasn't sure where to go and I didn't want to leave this story alone for too long.