When Ness came to the dorm Fox, Toony and Sonic shared, he stopped in front of the door. He was about to knock when Fox opened the door, grabbed Toony and said, "Same time next week?" Ness smiled and said, with the usual bob of the head, "Okay!"
He was turning the corner when he heard a voice saying "Oh, Nesssss." He turned seeing a swirling red face. "Sweet Jesus. Giygas!" Ness ran for the hills like his ass was on fire. He jumped into he dorm that he shared with Samus, Peach and Zelda (Ain't he lucky!) He jumped out from under his bead and brought out the Gutsy Bat, the rabbits foot, the goddess band and the souvenir coin. His Guts now dramatically increased by the bat. He headed out to find Giygas.
Meanwhile in the hall Samus was laughing her ass off in her Giygas costume. She knew the boy would go straight to their room for his Gutsy Bat. He only used the cracked bat in brawls. She had tied up Toon link when he came out of his room to get water se dressed him up in the costume and waited for Ness.
Ness decided he would use the vastly over powered PK Rockin' Omega. He came around the corner and saw Giygas. He shouted "PK Rockin'" with out hesitation. A guitar materialized in his hand and he started to play Through the Fire and the Flames by DragonForce
After getting his ass kick soundly for seven minutes straight. Toon link was unconscious in the middle of the forest a good twenty miles from the smash masion.
Samus laughed so hard she saw Ness stick up his head and yell "Bitch, you aint Giygas." After that Samus fell out of her hiding place, again laghing her ass off.
Lucas was watching the scene from down the hall, he cracked a smile and laughed a bit as Ness started to cuss Samus out. After that She started to beat his ass over her knee Dedede walked by and said "Danm, that's the funniest shit ever there." Lucas nodded and both of them fell to the ground laughing.
Gannondorf walked by saw Samus beating Ness' ass, Lucas and Dedede on the floor. Her cracked a smile put two thumbs up. "I approve this message!"
Then Link came and proceeded to beat the shit out Gannondorf for breaking the fourth wall.