A/N: Hello everybody. I am sad to say that I got back from camp with half of this chapter done and got cursed with a freakish bout of writer's block. Nonetheless, I finally got enough homework done to allow me to finish the third chapter.
Gatomon: Zuke is tired of doing it so from now on me or another digimon will be handling the disclaimers of his stories.
Patamon: That's right so let me just say that Zucchinimon does not own digimon in any shape or form. If he did Davis would have been eaten by a Tyrannomon in the third episode.
Davis: Hey that's not very nice! I demand an apology and Kari
Zuke: Can it Davis this is a Takari so you can't have Kari and I'm not going to apologize to you just because I don't like you. Duct tapes Davis to the wall
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Kari was so exited it was her wedding day. In her dazzling white gown she was escorted down the aisle by her beaming father. She looked ahead and saw the groom, TK, his white fisherman's hat finally removed. As she reached him everyone in the church fell silent.
"Get up" he whispered to her quietly.
"Huh?" she whispered giving him a confused look.
TK leaned forward and said, "Wake up sleepy head"
Kari felt herself slowly slipping into consciousness. As she opened her eyes TK's smiling face filled he whole vision.
"Good morning" he said with a grin, "Did you sleep well?"
"Perfectly" replied Kari remembering her dream.
"I take it you had a good dream," commented TK, "What, or dare I say who, was it about?"
"That" replied Kari, who was now slightly pink "Is absolutely none of your business"
"Well hurry up and get out of bed" continued TK after a second, "Its 9:30 so lets grab a bite to and then hit the slopes, ok?"
"Ok" replied Kari slowly, while trying to figure out a way to tell TK that she did not know how to ski.
"Great" exclaimed TK not noticing Kari's nervousness, "I think breakfast is in the cafeteria"
After a hearty breakfast (or at least as hearty as cafeteria food gets) of bacon and hash browns, TK and Kari went back to their room to get changed into their ski suits.
"Do you think I look better in the pink suit or the yellow one?" asked Kari holding up both outfits.
"Uh the pink one I guess," answered TK unsure as to why she was asking him for fashion advice when he could barely match his own socks.
"Ok, thank you," said Kari pulling on the pink ski suit. TK pulled on his own green ski suit and the two of them set off for the rental shop.
When they arrived at their destination they were each fitted with a pair of boots, helmets and the correct length skis and poles. As they exited through the other end of the rental shop, Davis skidded to a stop in front of them, covering TK with snow.
"Did you see me shredding the slopes Kari? Did you? Did you?" he asked Kari eagerly, all the while ignoring TK's presence.
Rolling her eyes, Kari sarcastically remarked, "Yes Davis. Yes I did,"
"So Kari," said TK cutting in after dusting the snow off of him self, "Which run do you want to go on first?"
"I don't know," answered Kari, pondering the question, "I was thinking maybe the bunny hill?"(A/N: for those who don't know, the bunny hill is for little kids and beginners)
"Yeah," laughed Davis slapping his knee, "Because that's the only run TK can do without falling down,"
"As a matter of fact Davis," Kari said poking him in the chest, "It's not for TK it's for me," At this point she started to become embarrassed, "Because I've never skied before in my life,"
Before TK could say anything Davis had his arm around Kari's shoulder and was steering her towards the advanced chair lift saying, "Don't you worry about a thing my little snow bunny, Instructor Davis will teach you everything that you need to know,"
At this TK thought 'Davis? An instructor? This outta be good," and set out to follow them.
On the chair lift Kari was saying something but Davis wasn't paying attention.
'This is great' thought Davis to himself, 'I finally got Kari away from RZ and now I can show her my awesome skiing skills and then she'll love me and we'll live happily ever-'
"Davis! Yo! Earth to Davis! Come in Davis!" screamed Kari into Davis' ear.
"Wha? Oh. Sorry, I kinda zoned out there," Davis, said a bit embarrassed.
"Yeah you did," Kari said in annoyance, "Now as I was saying, I appreciate your offer to teach me how to ski and all but I don't think it would be a good idea for me to start out on an advanced run,"
"Don't worry Kari," assured Davis, "I'll be right there with you to make sure that you don't get hurt,"
"Well if you say so," Kari nervously said, sinking back into her seat a little. Davis saw this as an opportunity to put a move on Kari so he not so subtly stretched his arms up in the air and on the way down put one around Kari's shoulder. Kari, however, was too deep in thought to notice though.
'Geez this sure throws a wrench into my plans.' she thought, 'I was going to let TK teach me how to ski but here I am, stuck with Davis heading towards an advanced run'
In the chair behind them TK saw Davis put his arm around Kari and immediately took this as a bad sign because Kari did not seem to mind. "I am pretty far behind them so I could be seeing it wrong" He said to no one in particular.
When Davis and Kari reached the top of the mountain they slid off of the chair and stood along the edge of the run. Kari looked down at the incredibly steep face of that particular side of the mountain.
"Davis I'm not so sure that this is a good idea" stated Kari nervously, "That looks awfully steep"
Davis just ignored her and exclaimed, "Hey Kari! Watch this!" At that Davis went over the edge and started to slalom down the face of the mountain extremely fast.
When he got to a level ledge he stopped and called to Kari, "Come on down. You'll be fine!"
Kari looked to her left to see another beginner skier like her attempt to go down the steep slope but it was too steep for him. His skies crossed over each other and her tumbled down the slope head over heels.
"Having second thoughts about instructor Davis?" asked a voice behind her that surprised her so much she almost jumped over the edge. Kari whirled around to see TK behind her.
"Kind of" admitted Kari meekly. TK raised an eyebrow. "OK, completely" exclaimed Kari.
"Come on," said TK, "Lets ask the chair lift operator if he'll let us ride it back down to the bottom"
Davis was waiting patiently for Kari to come down when he saw TK come up behind her. After they talked for a second he saw them move back towards the chair lift.
'Stupid TX. Always stealing my girl' thought Davis furiously, 'This calls for drastic measures.' At that he started skiing to the bottom.
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Zuke
A/N: Again sorry for the delay. I'll try not to take as long with the next chapter.
