A/N: Another chapter! Hopefully you'll like this one :D

It doesn't really have a plot so...

Warning: Language, OOC, weird stuff...


"We need to go shopping."

All eyes went to the short brunette standing in the living room doorway.

And then back to their rousing game of Monopoly.

"Hey, you owe me two hundred bucks," Musashi said as Ginchiyo passed Go.

"Shut up."

"I need my money woman!"

The girl gave him a sour look, throwing the fake money at him. But seeing as it was paper, it didn't really go that far. "I have no idea why we agreed to let you be banker."

"Me neither," Musashi laughed. "But I sure love money!"

Ina glanced around at the group sitting in a giant circle. "OK. Whose turn is it to go next?"

"OOH! My turn!" Kunoichi squealed.

Masamune's eye twitched. "Listen...when I'm TALKING TO YOU!"

No one paid him any attention. They were so into their intense game of buying and shopping with fake money, seated in the following order of unity: Keiji, Yukimura, Kunoichi, Ina, Musashi, Kojirou, Gracia, Sakon, and Ginchiyo. Masamune didn't know or for that matter care where the others were. He was hungry and there was no food in the house.

And when he got hungry, he got angry.

"Imbeciles! If we don't buy supplies or food then you'll all die of starvation and the putrid fumes coming from the bathroom! And if you die, that means I get kicked out the apartment and have to live in a cardboard box outside the school again and-"

"Masamune calm down," Kanetsugu said from behind him, having just come from their room where he had been attempting to clean up. Attempting.

Masamune, looking very close to bursting a blood vessel, whirled around with a glare. "Shut up! Who asked you anything?"

Kanetsugu rolled his eyes. "Sakon," he said. "You are the only one who can legally drive in this apartment," he shot Keiji a poor look.

Keiji looked offended. "Hey! I can drive perfectly fine thank you very much!"

"You crashed into a tree," Sakon said.

"In the backyard," Gracia added. "Which was weird because we were in the front of the apartment when we started out."

"OKay, okay," Keiji rolled his eyes. "Always gotta pick on the big fellow."

Masamune's lip curled into a smirk. "Who wouldn't? You have a tendency to stand out."

Keiji felt an eye twitch. "You're lucky I'm holding six-hundred bucks you little punk."

"If Sakon won't take you," Kojirou spoke up with a coy smile. "Then I'll gladly do it myself."

Masamune twitchingly smiled, a chill running up his spine. "B-But you can't drive...right?"

Kojirou's smile grew. "We can walk. It's only a few miles away."

Noticing the slight case of horrified shock Masamune was about to go into, Yukimura kindly waved and scooted over to create a gap between him and Kunoichi. "Masamune-kun, why don't you just sit here with us and enjoy a board game. We can call for take-out."

Masamune looked torn between leaving to sulk over his empty stomach and wanting to hang out a little.

"It'll be fun," Ina monotoned.

Musashi eyed her. "Careful. You wouldn't want to sound too excited."

"Shut up."

Masamune let out a half-frustrated noise before giving in and wandering over to the small group. "Fine. But the take-out better be good."

Yukimura grinned, slinging an arm around the younger brunette. "I'm so glad you've opened up to us!"

Masamune turned his head towards him with his visible eye gleaming. "Don't. Touch. Me."

Yukimura sweatdropped, pulling his arm back. "H-Hai." Scary...

Kunoichi giggled, glancing to the doorway. "You too Kanetsugu! Don't just stand there like a prune."

Musashi shook his head sadly. "Once a prune always a prune."

"He's just upset we took him away from all his prune friends," Sakon chuckled.

Kanetsugu's brow started to twitch. "Do you want me to play or not?"

They all snickered, motioning for him to come over.

Keiji smirked at Masamune who was just settling in. "I'll have you know that I never lose at this game."

"You're losing right now," Masamune said without bothering to look at him.

"Yeah well..." Keiji popped a vein when he couldn't think of anything smart to say back. "Prepare to lose!"


-Twenty minutes later-


The entire group stared as Masamune passed Go for the nineteenth time, his mere several hundred dollars turning into a nice stack consisting of practically everyone's money and the banks.

Musashi sobbed into his hands as he was forced to give up his last two-hundred bucks. "No! I'll never see them again!"

Masamune uninterestedly handed the dice to Kunoichi. "Here. Although I don't think you'll get anywhere. I occupy every spot except for that piece of crap lot over there," he said, eyeing the green house which belonged to Keiji.

"This isn't normal at all!" Ginchiyo cried, leaning away from the board all occupied by yellow houses.

"I give up," Kunoichi said, tossing the dice to Keiji. "There's no way I can win now," she pouted.

"Me too," Gracia quietly said.

Kojirou sighed. "You're too good for me."

Masamune looked around the circle as all of them but Keiji dropped out. He softly scoffed. "See? This is why I can't play games. I always beat the lesser beings..."

Yukimura gave him a surprised look. "No! We still had a lot of fun it's just-"

"YEEEEAAAAAAARRRGGGHHHHH!"

Yukimura and Kunoichi blinked as a large blonde blur zoomed over their laps and tackled the Masamune to the floor.

"Argh! What are you doing you imbecile! Get off of me!"

"I'm not letting you take over the only piece of land I own!" Keiji all but shouted, tugging at the brunette's cheeks. "Give me the money!"

"What are you talking about? It's obvious I'm the winner!" Masamune snapped, trying to push the teen off of him.

"I'll never admit defeat!"

"Oh my God you're crushing my spleen!"

Kunoichi stared at the two and then looked back at everyone else who was watching with mixed levels of amusement. "Should we be stopping them?"

"Nah," Musashi grinned and leaned back. "It's kind of entertaining."

Yukimura suddenly straightened up, giving them all odd looks. "Did we ever call for take-out?"

The group shared a collective glance.

Sakon scratched the back of his neck. "Whoops."

Masamune felt several veins pop from where he was currently suffocating under Keiji's strength and weight. "You morons didn't call?" he shouted.

"Masamune!" Kunoichi gasped. "Why were you eavesdropping on us?"

"It's not eavesdropping when I'm THREE FEET AWAY!"

"What's...going on here?" Mitsunari questioned.

Yukimura jumped to his feet. "You're back!"

"I never left," Mitsunari dryly said. "I was in my room and couldn't help but overhear the racket that vermin and idiot were making," he nodded his head towards the two wrestling on the floor.

"When I get this oaf off of me," Masamune growled, "you'll wish you never left that hermit cave you live in!"

Keiji loudly laughed, squashing him in a headlock.

Mitsunari scoffed and rolled his eyes. "Yeah- not likely. Anyway," he ignored the outraged shout from the livid brunette, "I called the Pizza parlor fifteen minutes ago. Nagamasa and Oichi were already out shopping so I asked them to pick the pizzas up on their way back."

"How'd they get to the store?" Sakon asked with a raised brow.

"I gave them the keys to your car like four days ago," Mitsunari said.

Sakon felt a dark thundercloud form over his head. "So that's where they went..."

Ina slowly blinked, staring at the auburn-haired teen with large dark eyes. "But neither of them have their driver's license."

Mitsunari shrugged. "Oh well."

Ginchiyo raised a hand for silence as her cellphone went off. "Hello? What do you mean? I understand. Yes- we'll take care of it. Yes. Bye." She hung up and stared at the group. "Yeah... That was Oichi."

"Really? What did she say?" Kojirou asked with a knowing smile.

Ginchiyo sighed. "They're in jail for driving illegally with a stolen car."

"Stolen car?" Ina looked at Sakon.

Sakon heaved his shoulders. "It was just sitting there."

"Damn kelpto," Ginchiyo muttered.

Kanetsugu stood to his feet. "We just can't sit here. We have to go bail them out."

"But that's too much work..." Musashi complained.

"We don't have a car," Gracia said.

Sakon grinned. "I can hotwire the neighbor's car-"

"No!" Yukimura cried. "Such dishonesty!"

Musashi shook his head. "I still say it's too much work."

"Come on guys! Let's just go!" Kunoichi eagerly bounced up. "They have our pizza!"

Musashi's eyes suddenly erupted in flames. "YOSH! We have to go get them now!"

"Your sense of reasoning is so warped," Kanetsugu groaned, pinching the bridge of his nose. "But no matter. Let's get them out of there and get your pizza in an orderly fashion-"

"PIIIIIZZZZZAAAAAA!" Musashi roared, fists pumped out in front of him. He raced out the doorway and out the front door, Kunoichi and Sakon at his heels. Even Keiji pushed off of Masamune to race after the trio. The others opted to follow at a more leisurely pace.

Masamune huffed from where he was left on the ground with a good amount of bruises. "Brazen oaf... they're all animals..." he muttered.

"Why Masamune-kun," a sweet voice cooed. "I'm hurt."

Masamune snapped his gaze up to where a smiling Kojirou hovered above him. "K-K-K-Koujirou!" he squeaked.

Kojirou leaned closer. "Would you like some help Masamune-kun?"

Masamune jumped to attention, stiff as a board. "I'm good! And hungry! Yeah- I'm super hungry so...so I'm gonna catch up with the others!" he blabbered out before dashing after the others in the hope that they hadn't gotten too far away.

Kojirou blissfully sighed. "I just love terrorizing the young..."