Top of the world, we're at the top of the world…meh, I've been watching too much Pair Of Kings. :P Anyway, enjoy the chapter!

I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here!

Chapter 3 – High School Miserable

Chad's POV

Disgusting. Absolutely disgusting. The closet is full of geek clothes. Formal shirts, dressy pants, sweater vests, and classic geek stuff. Ew.

After five minutes of throwing things around, I manage to put together an outfit that closely resembles a Mackenzie Falls uniform. That should just have to do for now, I guess. It's the best I can do at the moment.

God save the Chad. I'm standing outside a massive building, which I'm guessing is Hollywood High. For someone that's never actually had to go to a real school (yes, I've been home-schooled my whole life), this place is pretty darn huge. Suddenly, my phone buzzes, so I take it out of my pocket and look. There's a text message.

Hey, were r u? Gt 2 lockr asap!

It's from that Jared dude that called me earlier. Lockr? Probably means locker. Now, where the hell is this locker?

"Chad!" Someone calls, running towards me. It's a geeky guy, who looks about the same age as me, and strangely resembles James Conroy. Awkward.

"Woah, what the fuck?" I say, as he crashes into me, knocking me to the ground.

"Sorry!" He says. I catch a glimpse of the nametag on his backpack – this is that weirdo, Jared.

"Ugh." I stand up, brushing the dirt off my blazer. CDC's got to look good, even in another world.

"Dude, what are you wearing?" Jared asks in disbelief.

"What's wrong with the Falls?" I ask. I look pretty hot, if you ask me.

"The Falls? Man, you're going crazy. Sure you didn't go off to Vegas and leave your mind there this summer?" He says.

"I haven't been to Vegas since last year." I reply. It's true – don't ask why.

"Ah, whatever. Come on." I follow him into the building, confused. This dude is really weird. We end up in one of those typical movie-esque high school hallways, with lockers lining the walls and random students standing around. Now I've been dragged to stand in front of a locker, which I guess is mine, and I have no idea what the combination is. I don't have a chance to think, though.

"CHAD!" Someone squeals, and now she's hugging me. When she steps away, I recognise her.

"Tawni?" I say, confused. What the heck is Tawni doing here, and why is she so excited to see me?

"Yep. Missed me?" She asks, giving me a flirty smile. Why is Tawni Hart trying to flirt with me?

"No." I reply simply. She frowns as I lean on the locker and get my phone out of my pocket, checking my reflection in the shiny screen. Without the fugly glasses, I'm totally sexy. Yeeeah. I make a mental note to get contacts later.

"What are you doing?" Jared asks.

"Yeah, you don't usually care about how you look!" Tawni says. Me, not caring about how I look? What's up with this world?

"Vain Random that suddenly has a crush on me, say what now?" I say. Yes, a line from Hannah Montana is the best I can do right now.

"Stop with the Hannah Montana quotes, Chad. Hey, there's Allie!" Jared says.

"Who the hell is – holy fudge, who is that?" I ask, when I see an extremely hot girl walk into the hallway, followed by an army of random others. Yeah, I said 'fudge'. Problem? Didn't think so.

"Allison Munroe." Jared replies darkly. Then I recognise her. It's Sonny, and the two guys with her are Nico and Grady. Yes, I know their names. I didn't think I would, but I do.

"Hey, Sonny!" I say. She turns to glare at me.

"Who's the nerd?" She asks, sounding oddly like her Check-It-Out-Girl character. What? I do watch So Random – sometimes.

"Sonny, I know you're angry, but I'm sorry about yesterday. I didn't mean to yell at you." I just attempted to apologise to her. She looks at me like I'm crazy, and walks away.

"Chad, what was that about?" Tawni asks.

"Can't CDC apologise to his girlfriend without being interrogated?" I ask in response.

"Who's CDC?" She asks.

"Chad Dylan Cooper." I reply. Tawni and Jared are also looking at me like I've totally lost it. "Me." I add.

"Your name is Chad Goldfarb." Jared states simply.

"Really?" I ask, confused. What kind of world is this?

"Yeah, and Allison isn't your girlfriend." Tawni says.

"What?" I ask. Sonny isn't my girlfriend?

"Dude, we know you're obsessed with her. But she hates you. She's a slut anyway." Jared says.

"Don't you dare call my Sonny a slut." I growl, going to punch him. No-one can call Sonny anything like that, especially when I'm around. Tawni grabs my arm, and stops me.

"Forget it; why are you dressed like that?" She asks.

"What problem do you have with Mackenzie?" I ask, shocked. Mackenzie is awesome, because, well, Mackenzie is me. Or rather, I am Mackenzie.

"Who's Mackenzie?" Jared asks.

"Never mind…" I sigh. I hate this stupid parallel world. Suddenly, a loud bell rings. "FIRE! RUN!" I yell, heading for the exit. I cannot get burnt in a fire.

"Chad." Tawni says, catching up and stopping me. "That was the school bell. C'mon, let's get to class."

"Class?" I yell, shocked. Could this day get any worse?

I know some parts of that were a lot like the High School Miserable episode – it gets crazier, though. Just…no singing or kidnapping (at least, I don't plan on that).