Chris McLean stood on the dock once more, "Hey viewing world." his cheeky grin was ever present on his face, "Last time on Total Drama Back To The Island, we had a lovely four course meal, well me and chef did, the campers had a more robust menu and boy was it funny, the Gophers won a pool party and Owen was nice enough to share with the Bass, Gwen and Duncan broke up, even after a tear jerking musical performance by Duncan, and at the first elimination ceremony of the season, Bridgette was sent packing, what challenges are in store today, and which team will win, find out on Total Drama, BACK TO THE ISLAND!"
In the boys cabin Duncan was still crying over Gwen, Geoff was patting him on the back as he sobbed into his hands,
"It's going to be ok dude, don't worry."
"NO IT'S NOT GOING TO BE OK." Duncan screamed, "Two people who I loved dumped me I am alone, at least you have Bridgette and even Doris has Leshawna." Duncan pointed out, his voice all choked from the crying. He slumped his head back on the pillow and let out more choked sobs.
In the girls side Gwen was pondering whether she really had made the right decision, Leshawna was sitting next to her, trying to help her decide,
"Y'all listen here now gurl, that if he is lookin at some other gurls titties then he obviously ain't all that interested in you ya know." she explained.
"Yeah I guess you're, thanks Leshawna." Gwen got up and left the cabin to go get some breakfast from Chef in the cafeteria.
Already inside the cafeteria was Ezekiel, happily eating some grey slop on his own at a table, Gwen entered and got some of the slop available and plonked down next to Ezekiel, slowly eating her breakfast as they sat in silence, "Hey Ezekiel." Gwen greeted, she never really talked with the prairie boy before and took this opportunity to get to know him better.
"Hey Gwen." he greeted looking up from his slop to look at her face, they sat in awkward silence for a little longer,
"So not the first one voted hm, that's good." they chuckled together,
"Yeah I guess so eh,"
"So, Zeke, you got your eye on any of the ladies?" Gwen said, a sly smirk across her face,
"Might doo, noot sayin eh" he replied with an equally sly smirk, "Well I must be off then eh." he walked off leaving Gwen sitting on the bench still eating slop until Duncan walked in and sat across from her, making her shuffle uncomfortably and eat quicker than usual.
"Hey Gwen." he sounded a lot cooler than he felt, on the inside he had tears threatening to pour down his face, and the current breakfast he had eaten to just come right back up, all those times in court really paid off,
"Hi, Duncan." she was just as cool, a calm and collected look on her face as she finished her breakfast and placed the tray on the side for Chef to deal with. She left the cafeteria, unbeknownst to her that once again Duncan had small tears in his eyes. A loud sound reverberated around camp, an air horn, courtesy of Chris,
"Campers, to the amphitheater now." the sadist demanded as the teens dragged themselves to the location of the talent show from season one. On arrival the stage was covered with twenty-three podiums. Chris appeared from behind a curtain, "Hey campers, welcome to the amphitheater, again, this challenge will test your memory and your knowledge of the other campers, and maybe yourself. Today's challenge is a trivia quiz on Total Drama, now the teams, I have decided to pair you up into boys and girls, making the girls side one person down but according to girls, they are smarter than us boys so you should be fine. Duncan rolled up his sleeves,
"You did not just call us guys dumb, I dare ya to say it to my face." He began to advance on the host, but was held back by DJ and Geoff,
"Calm down dude," Geoff said holding one of his arms behind his back, Duncan seemed to relax and stand with the guys, Chris who had been hiding behind a podium gingerly stepped out. "As I was saying, the girls will step behind the pink podiums, the boys the blue ones.
"Stereotypical," Noah muttered as he took his place behind a blue podium along with all the others standing behind their respective podium.
"Campers, first question, in Total Drama history, who was on the most teams." everyone scratched their heads in confusion, until a buzzer went off. "Harold,"
"Izzy, Izzy was in two teams during Total Drama, she was originally placed on the Killer Bass but then switched to the Screaming Gophers so Katie could be with Sadie, during Total Drama Action she was on the Killer grips but was eliminated but came back, still on the Grips, in World Tour she was originally on Team Amazon but then swapped to Team Chris is Really Really Really Really Hot so she could be with Owen and Sierra with Cody hence why Izzy was on five teams, the most of anyone." Harold rambled on about Izzy's teams unaware Chris had fallen asleep and once awoken by chef shaking him when Harold finished,
"And point to the boys, in Total Drama Island who were the final five." Harold slammed on the buzzer again,
"My luscious Leshawna placed fifth because of the other campers stupidity, including my own by saying her name as a vote towards her elimination and some dirty tricks by you Chris, next was my arch-enemy Duncan who was eliminated in fourth place because Chef decided to eliminate him, good on you Chef, next was Heather who came third because during the challenge she refused to get her hair shaved by kicking the razor from Chef's hand which still shaved off her hair and causing her elimination. The final two is Gwen and Owen who had to compete in some messed up relay and Gwen placed second despite being in the lead the whole time because Izzy and Lindsay made brownies which made Owen run really fast because he wanted the brownies hence Owen was the winner and last member of the final five in Total Drama Island." He finished his long-winded monologue and Chris once more had to be woken up by Chef,
"Another point to the Boys, next question, In the challenge in the Serengeti plains, who was incapacitated due to Sierra," Heather slammed on the buzzer,
"It was Cody because Sierra force fed him some weird creepy tea from a weird creepy Chinese lady and he went into a comatose state,"
"Thank you heather for an answer that didn't bore me to sleep, point to the girls, next question, according to our official stats who has competed in the most episodes," Harold once again answered,
"Heather, she competed in twenty-six episodes during Total Drama Island, fourteen in Total Drama Action and twenty-two in Total Drama World Tour totaling to sixty-two episodes of Heather, in second though was Owen who competed in twenty-seven episodes during Total Drama Island, and sixteen in both of the subsequent seasons, totaling to fifty-nine, third is Duncan who was in twenty-five episodes during Island, twenty-four during Action and only nine in World Tour, totaling him up to fifty-eight, only one episode behind Owen,"
"Harold I only asked for the person who competed in the most, but I will still award a point cause you did give me the right answer, so the points are Boys: three, Girls:one.
CONFESSIONAL
HEATHER: Once again I am the only one who has done some good in this challenge for my team, but dorko is so boring with his monologues on contestants, though two of them did involve me.
DUNCAN: Doris needs to shut up some times it is really irritating listening to him talk about his stored up knowledge of our lives, I would expect Sierra to know all this though, why hasn't she answered any,
END CONFESSIONAL
The answer to Duncan's question was Sierra was to busy babying Cody on the other side to where she was meant to be, allowing Harold to flew his knowledge of the people he has know for five years, "Next question," Chris started, "In Total Drama, Revenge of the Island, who indirectly got Anne Maria eliminated, as per usual, Harold slammed his fist on the buzzer,
"Ezekiel, he was still in his strange Gollum-like state and was in a mine with Anne Maria, he offered her multiple gifts because he fancied her and was giving her loads of random things, she still wasn;t interested though and then he gave her a diamond which wooed her over but when he tried to give her a kiss she rejected him and ran off somewhere, leaving a broken-hearted Zeke, at the elimination ceremony Brick was eliminated and she quit because of her Diamond, Chris then revealed it was cubic zirconium so worthless, she had already seated herself on the hurl of shame and before she could retract her quit she was flung away, hence Ezekiel indirectly caused Anne Maria's elimination.
"Once again, Harold gets the question right but bores us to death in the process, next question, In the Total Drama Action episode, Super Hero-Id, what was each contestants superhero persona," guess who slammed on the buzzer, it was Harold who began another boring monologue
"The first superhero ID was Beth and Lumber Woman who could talk to plants, but she couldn't really and then was Justin who just ripped of BETH AS Timber Man,"
"I resent that." Justin said, interrupting Harold,
"As I was saying, Timber Man threw wood shaving as his power, LAME, then came myself as Captain Alberta who could produce powerful farts after eating some burrito, then it was Duncan with his lamo persona, The All-Seeing Eye, who could predict the future, next was Courtney who called herself the Human Cricket and using two sandpaper boards created a really annoying noise, then it was Leshawna as, Super Aqua Chick who threw water balloons and finally Lindsay who was Wonder Woman, who according to her wondered a lot and had an invisible jet."
TO SAVE YOU FROM MORE HAROLD MONOLOGUES HERE IS A MONTAGE OF HAROLD'S MONOLOGUES AND THE OCCASIONAL ANSWER FROM OTHER CONTESTANTS
We see Harold once again going on about a subject and multiple bored contestants and Chris awarding a lot of points to the boys, and Gwen answering a question, Lindsay answering a question, about her lip gloss, and Izzy saying some random drivel, more Harold monologues and then to now,
"Campers, the quiz is over, and the winners are, The...GIRLS!" He exclaimed as the girls cheered for joy, except a confused Courtney,
"Wait, how did we win?"
"Because I decided that every time Harold bored me with a monologue I would subtract points hence why the boys have minus two hundred and ninety-eight points and the girls have six, making them the winners, Courtney shrugged and celebrated with her team, glaring at Gwen as she did. This caused protest from the boys, especially Duncan who rolled up his sleeves again,
"Come on then McLean, Doris quite obviously won it for us." He had to be held back by the combined efforts of DJ and Geoff. Chris was hiding behind his quizmaster podium as Chef came in and sat on Duncan, effectively quelling his attack on the host,
"Thanks Chef, Girls you win the luxury cabin, oh yeah, you only win the cabin if I say so, and Boys I shall see you at the elimination ceremony tonight, don't be late." He walked off as Chef got off of Duncan and helped him up, Duncan muttered his thanks and looked at Gwen who was walking off, he decided to follow her to her cabin's.
CONFESSIONAL
DUNCAN: What I still love her and there may be a chance she will take me back.
HAROLD: Gosh, Chris is such a moron, just because I gave him some extra information we lost, loser
END CONFESSIONAL
Duncan had followed Gwen back to her cabin and got down on his knees, "Gwen, please take me back, I was wrong and I know it please please please get back together with me." He pleaded,
DING DING DING, "Song time, this time with Duncan and Gwen,"
Cue music to Black Eyed Peas, Shut Up"
Gwen: Shut up
Just shut up
Shut up [3x]
Shut it up, just shut up
Shut up
Just shut up
Shut up [3x]
Shut it up, just shut up
We try to take it slow
But we're still losin control
And we try to make it work
But it still ends up the worst
And I'm craaazzzy
For tryin to be your laaadddy
I think I'm goin crazy
Dunacn: Girl, me and you were just fine (you know)
We wine and dine
Did them things that couples do when in love (you know)
Walks on the beach and stuff (you know)
Things that lovers say and do
I love you boo, I love you too
I miss you a lot, I miss you even more
That's why I flew you out
When we was on tour
But then something got out of hand
You start yellin when I'm with my friends
Even though I had legitimate reasons (bull ****)
You know I have to make them dividends (bull ****)
How could you trust our private lives girl
That's why you don't believe my lies
And quit this lecture
Gwen:Shut it up, just shut up
We try to take it slow
But we're still losin control
And we try to make it work
But it still ends up the worst
And I'm craaazzzy
For tryin to be your laaadddy
I think I'm goin crazy
Duncan:
Why does he know she gotta move so fast
Love is progress if you could make it last
Why is it that you just lose control
Every time you agree on takin it slow
So why does it got to be so damn tough
Cause fools in lust could never get enough of love
Showin him the love that you be givin
Changing up your livin
For a lovin transistion
Girl lip so much she tryin to get you to listen
Few mad at each other has become our tradition
You yell, I yell, everybody yells
Got neighbors across the street sayin
Who the hell?
Who the hell?
What the hell's going down?
Too much of the bickering
Kill it with the sound and.
Gwen: Shut it up, just shut up
We try to take it slow
But we're still losin control
And we try to make it work
But it still ends up the worst
And I'm craaazzzy
For tryin to be your laaadddy
I think I'm goin crazy
Duncan:Girl our love is dyin
Why did you stop tryin
I never been a quitah
But I do deserve betta
Believe me I will do bad
Let's forget the past
And let's start this new plan
Why? 'cause it's the same old routine
And then next week I hear them scream
Girl I know you're tired of the things they say
Gwen:You're damn right
'cause I heard them lame dame excuses just yesterday
Duncan: That was a different thing
Gwen: No it ain't
Duncan: That was a different thing
Gwen: No it ain't
Duncan: That was a different thing
Gwen:It was the same damn thing
Same *** excuses
Boy you're usless
Whhoooaaaa
Shut it up, just shut up
We try to take it slow
But we're still losin control
And we try to make it work
But it still ends up the worst
And I'm craaazzzy
For tryin to be your laaadddy
I think I'm goin crazy
Stop the talking baby
Or I start walking baby (x12)
Duncan: Is that all there is (x12)
"Yes Duncan, that's all there is." Gwen walked off again, into her cabin and shutting the door,
"Well, there goes my chance with Gwen." he walked off again, new tears appearing in his teal eyes, he walked into his cabin and collapsed onto the bed as Chris used his megaphone to shout through the whole camp
"BOYS TO THE CAMPFIRE CEREMONY NOW!" Duncan grumbled, dragging himself up and trudging along, his arms scuffling across the ground as he went with the other boys and threw himself onto one of the stumps, Chris stood behind his can and held a tray of eleven marshmallows,
"Twelve of you sit before me, on this tray is a symbol of life, but there are only eleven life symbols, only eleven of you will be given the life to continue on with the competition one of you will board the boat of losers and be vanquished to the Playa des Losers, the first marshmallows go to, Alejandro, Geoff, Noah and Ezekiel," The four boys caught their treats and Noah had to surpress himself from jumping for joy, this was his first ever symbol of immunity, "Trent, DJ, Tyler and Cody." the next four caught theirs and ate them quietly, "Justin and Owen," Owen excitedly caught his and Justin's marshmallows in his mouth, "Duncan and Harold, you are in the bottom two, one of you, everyone voted for minus themselves, the other, the other person voted for, with eleven votes against you, Harold you are the second person voted of the Island, goodbye.
Harold got up from his seat and walked the dock, but not before Leshawna pulled him into a hug, and Harold smiled before boarding the boat as it drove off into the distance,
"BYE DORIS!" Duncan shouted out to Harold who scowled at the delinquent, despite no one seeing due to him disappearing in the darkness,
"Thus Harold is the second voted off, well he did lose the challenge and bore us all with his constant yammering, will Ezekiel carry on keeping in, will Geoff keep on going for Bridgette and will Duncan ever get over Gwen, find out next time on Total Drama BACK TO THE ISLAND!"
OK SO HAROLD IS THE NEXT OFF THE ISLAND, I GUESS EVERYONE SAW IT COMING AS HE DID LOSE THE CHALLENGE, NEXT CHAPTER WILL BE FUN TO WRITE AND INCLUDES ONE OF MY ALL TIME FAVORITE SONGS, I DO NOT OWN TOTAL DRAMA OR ANY SONGS USED DURING THIS PIECE OF FICTION WORK LA DE DA DE DA, SEE YA GUYS NEXT CHAPTER XD
PLACINGS:
BRIDGETTE: 24th
HAROLD: 23rd.