ch 3: lernin magik

AN: im jus crankin dem out!1 if dis keepz up i jus mite publish it! No Please it's okay

da next day me an hary went doun 2 da big kitchin where all da chillin were chillin :). Great Hall, also where all da chillin were chillin?

i sat down at a tabel nex 2 a pak o crackers whu sayd "boi u cnat sit here!" THOSE DARN RACISTS

"y" i sed

"u haf 2 sit at da bak of da kitchin!"

den hairy came down an sayed "dun mind him. dat tabel is fo da snake ppl. Slytherin.

ur a ravencaw! u hav 2 sit at da ravenclaw tabel!" so we sat at da ravinclaw tabel. "dun mind dat cracker. daz draco. hes rassist." DRACO WHAT HAS HE DONE TO YOU

"ok" i sed

"des r mi frinds" dere wuz a pretty gurl named herman. Hermoine NOOOOOO

she fell in love wit me. it wuz so grat. we had brekfast togedder. den we went 2 skool. furst we had magik class. the teecher wuz an old womin wit glases and an ol droopy suit. "letme see wut u can do" she said. i pointed at da ground. "fried chikin" i sed. sum fried chikin apered on da flor. she piked it up an took a bit. "yum yum" she sayed and eatted it all. "i no wut class u should go in. u shud go in da blak magic clas." I just imagine an old lady eating fried chicken and saying yum yum and I can't stop laughing

"wut" i sed.

"dun worri, im nut rassist" she sad. "sum children r good at blak magik whil odders r wite magik."

"well ok" i sed

she gave us lots o homwork. YAY HOMEWORK

we had mor classes. den hary tok me outsid. "heres a bromstik" he said. and he gave me a bromstik. "wats dis 4?" i sed. "4 bromstiks fool!" harry sed. YEAH 4 BROMSTIKS FOOL.

"dunt get hurt turtle" sed herman. No please get hurt turtle.

"now dis is wut u hav 2 catch" sed hary and he took out a ball wit wings. it flu in2 da ski. The ball with wings aka the golden snitch.

but u hav 2 dog dis cuz it will try an hit u" he took out a big blak ball that hit me in mi hed. "ow i sed" You would be dead if that hit you...

"sorry" sed hary. he took out his wand an sed "go away" and the big blak ball flu into da sky.

den he tok da biggist ball of dem all. it looked lik a soccer ball. "u have to pass dis so it goes into da hols." he throgh it at me an i caut it. "UR AMAZING" sed harry potter. so we flew up in da sky an began 2 play. mi ballz startd 2 hurt. "my balls hert!" i sed. That's why you tuck

"sit on it lik dis" sed harry potter. an i did. meanwhile we playd an alot o ppl came arond an watcht ud. dere wuz so many of dem dat dey filed up all da seets. dey wa cherin. den i saw da flin bal. i didnt wan t harry to see it so i sed "imma gonna go up here fo a whil"

"wel alrit as log as u dont cach da snickers!" Mmm snickers

"ok" i sed lik i didn se it.

"wel ok" sed harry potter "bcuz im aboot to put da ball in ur hole!" Uh I have no words.

i went up but wen i wuz abutt to get it a guy in a big blak cap came in on his brommsticks. He poented his wond at me "die". i den fel off mah bromstik. "AHHHHHHHHH!111111111" i sed.

"TURTLE!11111" sed herman. da ppl scremd when i wuz fallin. it hit da grund. then i died. RIP In peace turtle.