Hermes: HADES!
Hades: you called?
Hermes: do you enjoy pain?
Hades: depends who it is.
Hermes: are you upset that your wife doesn't love you?
Hades: a little.
Hermes: do your underwear have the reaped souls of poor mortals, coz DAYEM, I feel sorry for them!
Hades: HERMES!
Hermes: yes?
Hades: I swear I'll send you to the fields of punishment!
Hermes: are you emo?
Hades: of course not!
Hermes: really? Nico is. I thought you were his role model.
Hades: Nico is not emo!
Hermes: I saw him.
Hades: were you spying on my son?
Hermes:…yes. He's funny.
Hades: are you GAY!
Hermes: depends how hot the guy is…
Hades: HERMES!
Hermes: Jeez, I was kidding!
Hades: you're so annoying you know that!
Hermes: yes.
Hades: AARGH! That's it! I'm going to send you to the Fields of Punishment and watch as you suffer in agony and laugh at your pain!
Hermes: Yep, you're so emo. And masochistic.
Hades: HERMES!
Hermes:…bye! *runs away*