Okay so this would be the third chapter i'm expecting there to be at least five,
so enjoy and as usual read and review !
Disclaimer: I Do Not Own Naruto,Masashi Kishimoto does !
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"SASORI-DANNA,UN!" he screamed again , "Yes, Deidara?"
"Arigato, Danna! I'm sorry to disrupt you but.." he was interupted "You were wondering why there is a mostly dead girl on your bed?"
He nodded "And i was wondering why she looks like me,un?"
"Now that i think of it she does strangly resemble you, her name is Yamanaka Ino, she is a Konoha kunoichi.."
He said pausing "I'm not sure why i had to capture her at the moment, Leader Sama already looked at her,
walked out and said nothing" "and i poisoned her, just as a test, not because she disprespected me,
but she did keep me waiting for a formal greeting, i did the same with you Deidara" "I remeber Sasori Danna,un"
He said with a glare of his ice blue eye & a scope covering his right eye.
"So that's why you feel bad and your bringing her food and water?" -he paused "Yes Danna,un"
As that was said Deidara gathered the fruit's and vegetable's along with a massive glass of water and headed back to his room

Ino awoke a few minutes later after her last blackout, "I can't do this i need food" i just have to be respectful,
as soon as she was about to pulse her chakra as a signal to Sasori, the blond male who looked like her came into the room.

"Here,un" he put down the items "..Arigato" moments of silence passed by, while she was scarfing down the food , "wow you sure were hungry"
"What's your name,un?" ,"Yamanaka Ino, she quietly said after she was done her meal
"ha that's kinda ironic since your name means pig, and you just scarfed down the meal like a.."
He looked up at her face looking at the death stare and stopped his sentence .

"Okay so that proves we're not related,un!" He said with a cute smile while awkwardly rubbing the back of his head
"What's your name?" she said as she eyed him debating whether to hurt him with a chakra infuesed punch "Deidara,un" - he stated with a strong voice
"Under the circumstances, it's actually a pleasure to meet you, thank you for the food"
"...un" She teased "HEY WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME SAYING UN!" -She had a look of shock on her face as he quickly turned tempermental
"No-Nothing Dei.." She was cut off by Hidan coming into the room "IS THAT FUCKING BITCH GIVING YOU TROUBLE, I SWEAR TO JASHIN!"
He paused "Deidara, ...why do you have a clone?"

"SHE is not a clone Hidan, It is very clear that SHE is a SHE and i am a MALE" - 'she obviously does not help the fact that i get called a girl.. alot, UN'
'He kinda look's like a her' - Hidan thought "Well if nothing's wrong Shut up you teme! If i have to come in here again i swear to Lord Jashin I'll cut your fucking heads off!"
"You won't have to i swear, because she's sleeping in Sasori-Danna's room!"

He stormed out of the room "I'M SLEEPING WHERE?" - Deidara grabbe her wrists guided her down the hallways knocking on the door.
"Sasori-Danna?" "Come in Deidara and Yamanaka Ino."
As the entered the room she saw the red headed boy again working on what had looked like the puppet she was mostly unconcious on a few days ago
'He call's this boy..master?'
"What do you want?" "She's fussy and annoying and if we keep bickering Hidan is going to come cut our heads off UN!"
She snickered at the "un" and he glared at her, "Very well i don't use my bed anyways"
"Arigato" he bowed and left the room, She made eye contact with Sasori and gave a slight bow.

Moment's of silence passed

"You may sit down... girl" he gestured with his hand "oh.. thank you Sasori.. Danna?"
"You may call me Sasori" "Oh-Kay so.. Sasori what does the Akatsuki want with me?"
"That i cannot reveal to you." "WHY NOT?" - She raised her voice in frusteration, and he noticed her lips go from a line to pouty,
"Would you rather be killed girl?" he said very blunt "n-no and you may call me Ino, Sasori-San"
"Well.. Ino.. It'd be in your best interest to go to sleep, i'm sure you have a long day ahead tomorrow"
she nodded as she felt her eyelids begin to fall "but wait, Sasori-San were are you going to sleep?"
"I don't sleep." she looked puzzled "Well why not?" He never answered her, she let her eyelids fall and she was out like a light.

Meanwhile.

Sakura got back to the village, as she got in the gate she saw Shikamaru there, waiting to greet his fiance.
after short seconds he watched the gate, looked over to Sakura as she shook her head, his face instantly twisted into a look of sheer horror,
the both sprinted to the Hokage tower.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO?" The both shouted at Lady Tsunade "I meant what i said,
Sakura i understand she's your bestfriend and has been for many years" She spoke lightheartedly as she looked at her apprentice "But Hoka.."
She looked at Shikamaru which cut him off "And Shikamaru one of my best ANBU, i fully understand that she's your fiance,
but being ANBU you have to think rationally loved one or not"
"Hai.." he said with no effort nor emotion "All of us know, she is a very capable shinobi, besides she could've been kidanpped by Orichmaru or the Akatsuki"
She muttered They're faces were in shock "Tsunade-Sama, That's just the more reason to send a search party, Kiba and Akamaru have good noses,
and Shino can track well too" "THAT'S ENOUGH" She said annoyed "Until there is a sign of her, we cannot do anything to track her or start for that matter"
she sighed "That is all" Shikamaru and Sakura were going to keep arguing but both saw it was pointless, as Sakura cried on his shoulder,
and his stress wouldn't get any better since he was helping with the chunin exams in less than a week.

She was still sound asleep, as there was a pair of eye's on her 'She's so peaceful when she sleeps, it's like art, if Leader-Sama decides to kill her,
i'm going to make sure i'll make her beauty eternal, she'll be just like...' he decided to stop, he doesn't have emotion's, doesn't feel love, lust nor happiness,
he wouldn't be sad, he was sure he wouldn't even blink if his grandma Chiyo was slaughtered infront of him. So why was he thinking this, it felt odd, taboo even.
He stopped his thought's when Pein walked in, "Arigato Leader-Sama." Pein then explaned the use of the girl, but her fate at the end of her usage was undetermined.

The sun began to rise into the soft blue air, everything was quiet until..
*BANG* "ehehe,un!" ... *BANG*
"Deidara"... *bang**poof**BANG* "DEIDARA!"
"WHAT'D YOU WANT!" .."bang!" "CUT IT OUT!"- he hollared.
Deidara came in the room "I ONLY SAID BANG THIS TIME,UN!" he looked frusterated
"CAN'T YOU SEE SHE'S FUCKING SLEEPING SO STOP BLOWING YOUR SORRY EXCUSE FOR ART UP"
Deidara instantly stop, he hadn't heard his master swear before "..and it's art, real art unlike your puppets,un"
he said sourly despite the situation.
Sasori glared at him. ".. and why do you care if she's sleeping,un?" Sasori paused to think about this.. he wasn't quite sure.
"Leave. Now." "..b-but" Sasori turned his head towards Ino, as Deidara looked at her aswell, "Now."
Deidara turned around and exited the room, whilst slamming the door.
"Imbescile." He looked over to see Ino stirring, and was making weird growling noises..?
Then he realised she must be hungry, "I'll get Deidara to take her back to her own room, and make her some food"
He realised if this one girl can make him feel... emotions after one night, she'd be the end of him.
He decided he was going to act cold to her. Maybe torcher Deidara with her.

About an hour later Deidara walked back into the room, "Sasori-Danna,un?"
He didn't even have to ask who it was he could feel his chakra prescence from down the hall "Yes."
He didn't even look up while repairing Hiruko, "What do we need her for anyways,un?"
"We need information. and we need her help on an infiltration mission, Pein-Sama, has overused his chakra again."
He nodded "and what happens to her after?" , "That is up to Leader-Sama", "If we have to kill her can i.." he said with a wide smirk
"No, you cannot, i want to keep her as part of my collection." , "BUT SASORI-DANNA" He pouted "No. And don't do that either."
"Why not,un?" he pouted again "Because then you look exactly like her, no wonder you get called a girl alot...
This way if you annoy me, we can replace her death with yours, i'm sure i could make wooden hands like yours"
He immediantly stopped his pout and glared at the puppeteer "SASORI-DANNA,UN!"
As Deidara screamed Ino's eyelids starting fluttering open.

All they could do was stare.

So i'm going to B.C. tomorrow for almost a week so no stories till then
R&R 3 Arigato!
Yamanka-Kayla-Chan! ^_^