Here's chapter 3. Hopefully it's as good as the other 2. Now on with the show.

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO.

The guys stood very close together. Their day sucked so badly.

Suddenly, a very familiar face, well mask, showed up.

"Howdy girls. Are you new here? Let me personally show you around." He gave them an eye crinkle.

"Kakashi. We're not new her. We've lived here forever."

His eye stopped crinkling. "Oh. HI Naruto. Who else is in drag with you?"

"Shino, Gaara, Sasuke, Neji, Kiba, and lee. You know. The mainly men."

"Not anymore."

"Shut up Kakashi."

"Hey Sasuke, I bet you could beat Itachi now."

Sasuke glared at him.

"And Shino. I'm getting blinded over here. You're too freakin' white. Go get tan or something. And you have a nose? I'm surprised."

"Kakashi. You do know we're not happy, right? And you do know that we are still ninjas, right? Well, what is an unhappy ninja in a skirt?"

"Kurani?"

"Kakashi! Shut up. I mean what is a ninja man in a skirt?"

"Gay? A drag queen? In the closet yet not?"

"Very angry ninjas. And don't forget Ninjas are very, very dangerous."

"Yeah but how dangerous can you guys be when you're in skirts? Also, are you wearing boxers or girls undies?"

"Kakashi, you dirty pervert."

"Don't even go there."

"We've got nothing under there."

"We've been flashed once."

"Lee needs to stay standing at all times."

"What will Guy sensei say?"

"Oh God. I'm so screwed. That man loves to mess with me."

Kakashi looked off into space for a moment. He started shaking his head. "No. No, he'd join in a skirt. He's a very shy cross dresser."

"Are you serious?"

"I have pictures."

"You mean that very hairy woman you showed us that one time."

"Yup. You remember it Sasuke?"

"Hn."

"Righto." Kakashi hears something behind him. He looks over his shoulder at a large white ball coming toward them. "You guys might want to split up. Jiraya's on his way and y'all are in skirts. You know it's not going to end well." He looks behind him again and says, "I have to go now. Iruka's pissed at me and I don't want die yet. Se ya."

Kakashi poofed out of there, right before Jiraya saw them.

He's running by. He looks to his right and sees them, mistakes them for girls and comically slows down to investigate. "Hello ladi-"

"We're boys."

"Okay. Why in drag?"

"We lost a bet."

Jiaray's eyebrows went up. "Aw. To the girls again?"

"Who else?"

"I thought we learned from the last time to never bet the girls."

"They said we could have whatever we wanted."

"We want to see them naked."

Jiraya sniffled as his eyes watered. "Young perverts after my own heart."

"Ok. Anyways, since we don't learn, we're here."

"Just to let you know, you guys don't look bad for being guys. Besides Kiba. You have nice legs."

"What the hell?! You're the second person to tell me that. Stop looking at my legs."

"Sorry. They're just very feminine."

Everyone turns and face Kiba. They look at his legs. He unsuccessfully tries to hide his legs.

"Stop!!!" His voice goes very shrill.

"You know, they're right. You do have nice legs Kiba."

"Shut up! I do not."

"They are very feminine."

"No they're not!! They're manly!!"

"Kiba, it's a good thing. Now, you can-"

"No! Whatever you're gonna say, no!!!"

"Kiba stop being a baby!!"

"Then stop talking about my legs."

"Hey you know, I wonder something."

"Whhaattt??" Every one asks suspiciously.

Jiraya smiles wickedly and yanks Gaara's skirt up.

"Stop it you pervert!!"

"I didn't know you liked little boys!!!"

"At least that didn't happen to me."

"Not again!! We already saw Lee's junk. Now we saw Gaara's? Who's next?"

"You just jinxed yourself."

"That's not a youthful thing to say."

"Why did you do that pervert?"

"I told you. I was wondering something."

"What were you wondering that you just had to look up my skirt?"

"I wondered if all redheads had red pubes too."

"Oh no you did not just go there."

"Dirty pervert, leave us alone."

"Why would you even think that? No I don't want to know."

"Naruto, you better watch out, he may want to look up your skirt too."

"Run Naruto!! It's too late for Gaara!! You can save yourself!!"

"Oh shut up all of you!! It's just that I recently slept with a redhead and-"

"How much did that cost you?"

"Shut up. Anyways, I slept with her, free of charge-"

"She must have felt bad for you."

Jiraya shot Naruto a glare. "As I've been trying to say, I slept with her and her pubes were brown. I asked her about it and she said she didn't know what happened there."

"You do know she was lying right? She probably just dyed her hair and forgot about it."

"I'm leaving."

"Bye Gaara! See you later."

"I have to go."

"You do know you can't hide out right Shino?"

"I wouldn't go home even if I wanted too. My dad's there. I don't want him to se me like this. Awkward enough."

Kiba nodded. Shino's dad was weird and would indeed make fun of him.

Lee shouted, "I must train with Lee-sensei now!!"

"Ok just keep your feet firmly on the ground. I don' think Ten-ten would like you flashing her."

"You have to come too you know."

"Aw crap I do. Fine. See you guys."

Iruka popped dup. "Have you guys seen Kakashi? He left his book on my desk and all the kids saw it and wanted to know what it was."

"Which book?"

"What book you think?"

"Oh."

"Yup."

A random person shouts, "Yo honey, nice legs."

"God dammit!!!! Will people stop looking at my legs?!?!?!"

"No."

"Shut up pervert."

"I didn't know you swung both ways."

"I didn't either."

"How do you not know you're sexual preferences?"

"I don't know. Anyways, I have to go now. I saw inspiration walk by a minute ago."

Naruto says, "I'm hungry. I want ramen. Anyone want to join me?"

"No. I have to go get Akumaru. He's been feeling sick lately and I have to pick him up from the vet right now."

"Don't you ride Akumaru everywhere?"

"Yeah. So?"

"You're in a skirt."

Kiba looked down at his skirt then said. "God dammit!! Can this day get any worse?"

"Hey Kiba! Mom wants- oh! You're in a skirt. I so need a picture of- oh what's that?"

The boys look over at what Hana, Kiba's sister had seen. It was a table selling pictures of the boys in their skirts. And they were selling like hotcakes.

Kiba turned to Naruto. "What way do you think would be the fastest to go? Strangulation, Slitting of wrists, or calling Chouji fat?"

Wow. Kiba's day sucks. And it's going to get worse. I'm so mean. Also, Kiba's like one of my favorite characters so I have to have him be the one with nice legs. Sorry Kiba. The guys' days get so much harder. And also I hope to have a day per chapter. You know. They have to wear the outfits for a week, 7 days so 7 more chapters. Or that's what I hope. Anyways, you're part. I've decided that I will let you pick horrible things to happen to them. So far we have Gaara and kiba done. I also know what I want to do to neji. Oh he's going to hate me. Anyways, why don't you guys give me suggestions and I'll fit them in some how. Also, even though, Gaara, Kiba, And Neji have been messed with, you can still mess with him. So yeah. Go for it. Review, fav, comment. Whatever. Gracias (thanks).