The battle of the Boys in the gas masks

George was at Nookingtons. He was buying, a gas mask. He gave Nook the money and grabbed his prize.

George: YEEEEEEESSS!!! Oh, this is too good, there should be music!

Suddenly a frog with a conducting baton jumped out of nowhere.

Frog: I'll do that! Come on my tadpoles!

An orchestra of tadpoles randomly appeared and started playing music.

Frog: Oh screw this! I want to play Wii!

Then the frog picked up a Wii remote and started waving it about. On a big TV screen Link started copying the frog's movements with his sword, and Midna started randomly dancing to "I Believe in Miracles."

And then George woke up. It had all been a dream.

George: But it had a damn point! I'm going to buy a gas mask!

So George set out on his great quest to get a gas mask. He was halfway to Nookingtons when he realised:

George: Wait, you don't get crap like that at Nookingtons!

And then he realised there was only one place to get crap like that.

George: The Internet!!!

George then sprinted back home and put a bid of exactly 2 pounds on eBay for their only gas mask. However, a man called Yassen Gregorovich bought in for 2 pounds 50. He claimed he was a contract killer (a dead one, actually. He dies in Eagle Strike. Yaaay!!! If you haven't read the Alex Rider books yet, I just gave a bit away! And I didn't even put a spoiler warning! I'm so evil.) and he needed a gas mask so he could kill Mickey Mouse. I know. What the hell.

George: What the hell!

And so George went on a great adventure, packed with levels, developed by Octorok game software, with brilliant graphics and state-of-the-art game play. Official Nintendo Magazine gave it 94 percent, "George's Adventure." For details go to the website. Anyway at the end of level16 of World 22, The Blackened Wasteland, George fought a giant dragon boss using the grapple hook he got in Level 7 of World 16, The Grand Skies, and earned a gas mask. Now he just had to get home, which he will do in George's Adventure 2, for details go to the other website. George got home and went straight to Azalea, Fergus' town.

And when he got there who would be waiting but…

Fergus: THE BOY IN THE GAS MASK!!!

And the gas mask was already on. George entered the town.

George: THE BOY IN THE GAS MASK!!!

Then George leapt on Fergus, and they both drew axes then-

Octorok: Chedda cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese!!!

And then they clashed, sparks flying. Then a duck drank some orange juice, and then the duck met a hot female duck, and then the duck got married, and then the female duck turned out to have good connections and the male duck was fit, and then the female duck made some phone calls to BBC sports, and then the duck started a successful sports career, and then the duck took steroids, and then the duck got caught, and then the duck had to run from the law for a few years, and then the duck got forgiven, and then the duck turned up on "The X-Factor," and then the duck won, and then the duck and his wife made billions. Meanwhile, George and Fergus were still fighting viciously. And the Wendell came along and made a mistake.

Wendell: Now, now kids! No fighting!

George and Fergus: Grrrrrr…

Two hours later Wendell ended up at the bottom of the river with two axes in his head. George and Fergus decided that they liked each other and became friends like they used to be, except-

George and Fergus: THE BOYS IN THE GAS MASKS!!!

I hope that was funny. Goodbye and keep reviewing!