This is an England and OC story y'all, so if this is not your cup of tea (get it? Cup of tea, because England is Britain and there all about the tea over there...ok guess not -3-) then I advise you to please hit the back button at this time.
Disclaimer: Never will I ever own Hetalia...*sigh*
This story will be set in the OC's P.O.V (Until I decide otherwise)
Kehe~ Let's Go!
"Pasta" - Normal Convo
'Pasta'- Normal Thinking
(Pasta)- Riku's Inner thoughts
*Pasta*- Authors Convo
Ughh I feel so worn out for some reason, what in the world happened to me?
Oh..yea; I had went to school to hang out with Mai. Then one my way home I sorta..tripped?
Then..I landed on..
on top of...
AH!
I open my eyes and quickly sit up and try to regain some breath that for some reason I was lacking. After I was calmed down a little bit emotionally I turned around and once again found myself in another state of shock. "AHH!" I yelled as I stepped back.
"AHHH!" Yelled the other voices- now tell me how would you all react when you suddenly see all of the characters from Hetalia looking down at you. I was scared, shocked, happy? But mostly shocked more than anything.
I then feel a hand touch my shoulder and when I turn I see Britain- who I remember landing on. "Don't worry we won't hurt you, stop yelling will ya?" He says it in an irritated tone of voice.
Humph, who does he think he is getting irritated at me for? I'm the one who has a reason to be irritated! But he also has a point, yelling also won't solve a thing.
'Alright..maybe they may know a reason as to why I'm here..' I think positively.
I look up at the countries and suddenly feel very nervous- I mean no matter if they're just cartoons they still fight and kill like any regular human. "Um..I'm sorry for yelling," I say slowly and look at my hands. For a while, their quiet and I believe that I may have said something wrong until a very familiar laugh stops it.
"AHAHA, Brit dude! It's about time you summon something useful!" Wait huh?
"Aiya..couldnt you have made him not so loud aru" What are they talking about?
"I agree with America-san on this one.." Do they..?
"I'm just happy he finally summoned a pair of legs, and what nice ones this one has ohonohon.." They think I was summoned.
I stand up and glare at them "I am not one of this guy's demons!" I state pointing at Britain. America laughs either clearly not paying attention to a word I just said. "Dude, you summoned a feisty one! He sure has a bark!" They're not listening to me.
Britain coughs as he gets up; maybe he will tell them the truth I mean, after all, I landed on him from the sky, practically. He steps next to me and wraps an arm around me and pushes me toward him. Wow. I can feel his chest through his clothing, it's really hard. 'What am I thinking!' I quickly shake my head hoping that my pale cheeks returned to its normal color.
"Ha! Serves you wankers right! I told you that the Great Britain is an expert in summoning only the best!" WHAT?! He takes a lock of his hair and flips it back, where did these sparkles come from? "Heh, I can't reveal all my secrets can I?" Is it me or did his facial features turn into a human almost? (Snap out of it Riku!)
"What are you saying?" I remove myself from Britain's grasp and step closer towards the rest "He's lying he didn't su-" Britain covers my mouth before I can say more. Even though I still speak hoping they can understand me.
"HAHA! Apparently, I made this one with a mind of its own, I'll know that now for the future.!" Why is he lying to them? He knows very well he did not summon me!
*Kehehe I'm soo happy for this!*
(Hey! You're not allowed to cut out of the storyline!)
*I'm the author, I can do whatever I want!*
(I hate you...)
*Riku...your soo mean!*
(I don't hate you for real, happy?)
*Yep!*
I start squirming away from his grasp-I do not want him to touch me right now! I want him to tell them I'm not his puppet! "Iggy I think you made him mad, bro.." No kidding!
"I told you not to call me that, and he's not angry he's just not wanting to listen to me!" He answers back and I keep moving around until a cold metal meets my back. 'T-That's not...!' Even though I can't see I have a feeling I know what's poking my back.
"I don't really want to hurt you, but your kind of drawing my patience.." I don't move or blink, how can I when I literally have a gun pointed at me; Britain wouldn't really shoot me will he?
Wait..? I don't even know the real Axis nor Allies...their like actors who play a role to entertain 'us' with. It's true, Britain is 100% nothing like he is on the show. "Now will you play along; little one. Or will I have to.." A clicking sound finishes the sentence for him and I nod right away. His breath is warm on my cheek and I can't help but take in the scent of green tea that he's releasing from his breath. "Heh, good boy." I felt like a dog when he said those words to me.
He lets me go and pats my shoulder "There now, he just needs to be reminded who his master is!" I have no idea what his intentions are with lying to them? But for now I'll just play along. "Please accept my apology" I add politely with a bow; when I come back up I'm face-to-face with France.
"Don't be frightened my little mon ami, France here welcomes you with open arms and more.." France is 100% exactly like he is in the show. Even though I know he's serious I don't want to encourage him. "Ehehe, thanks but I'm good now." I comment truthfully.
Giving off a small sigh of content he takes my hand "Such a strong young boy you are, don't worry mon ami; I'll protect you from any lecherous men who want to entacher votre corps" he gives it a small kiss before letting it go.
"A bigger pervert protecting a kid from many perverts. How ironic is that?" Britain says in a low voice but makes sure France still hears it.
"Ha! your just jealous because your..." his voice dies down a bit as he gives me a glance."My what? Out with it you Frog Breath! Oh? You can't come up with anything can't you!" Britain taunts thinking that France has ran out of comebacks.
"What does he do anyway, Britain?" France finally asks the golden question. This catches the British man off guard as if he wasn't prepared for a 'normal-common-sense-question'?
"Ja, I'm curious as vell" Germany's voice is even more deeper in person than in the show, it's strong and also intimidating.
"Yea Dude! What can he do!?" America's loud voice forces Britain to try and come up with an answer. "Eh, well...y-you see this f-fellow over here I-isn't really." Of course he doesn't know what to say, because he didn't summon me!
(Wait a minute, this is perfect! With France asking the question Britain will be sure to spill the beans now! Watching him tremble is such a sight-that's his fault for lying in the first place so I feel no sympathy!)
"Ve~ I know, I know!" the source of the overly-excited voice can only belong to one person: Italy. "He'sa wanna athose 'a magic people!" he states confidently as if he hit the red dot.
"What?" Britain asks, however; America's voice stops him in the middle.
"A Magician! Sweet bro, show us a magic trick!" He asks, now everyone is looking at me. I can't do magic to save my life! I look at Britain for a bit of help but he just gives me a blank stare 'Your not just gonna let me defend for myself are you!?'
"What are you gawking at me for, show them something.." he orders. I'll take that as a yes, there's no way I'm gonna preform when I don't even know one trick!
That's it, I could care less what Britain does to me, I'm not about to humiliate myself. "You got it all wrong I'm not a magician, I don't even know magic" I say sternly trying my best to keep a serious face.
Their silent for only a second as they look amongst each other. "Aiya, what kind of magic is that?" comments China.
"Yea dude, what kind of magician doesn't know magic?" Are these guys deaf?
"I'm not a magician I said!" I raise my voice; I'm starting to get angry now.
"Ja Britain, I don't think this count as a magic trick?"
"Unless it involves making people death, he's doing a good job aru."
What's with these guys, their just as clueless in person as they are in the show. Even though it's funny watching them it's not when your trying to have a normal conversation.
"I keep saying I don't do magic, how many times do I have to say it!" I yell more loudly this time, can someone listen to me?
"Vee~ Britain's magician is scary~"
"Yea Iggy, your magician is mean!"
I literally felt like my head was about to explode, why is everyone under the assumption that I'm a magician; what's it gonna take for them to believe me?!France walks up to the center and lifts his hands in the air.
"Now now, clearly you can see he's not a magician." Wow? France actually believes me, it's nice to know at least one person has a-
"He's a mage that's come to fill our lives with un petit amour, oui?" Once again I underestimated France. "I AM NOT!" I yell angrily; my face was red in anger and embarrassment.
(This is irritating me!, can't you just let me punch one of these guys!)
*No! Your not a violent person!*
(I'm willing to be for the sake of having peace!)
*Just be patient, have faith in me!*
(...I'm so screwed)
Their still not listening to me; I feel exhausted and I'm upset cause I have no idea how I even got here. 'I just want to leave, I want to go home...' I slouch to the ground and hide my head between my knees. The rest of the countries are still talking amongst themselves, doesn't anyone have the slightest bit of empathy?
I feel my eyes water and am thankful that they can't see my tears since I'm hiding them. I cried silently that I didn't notice the hand that was now ruffling my hair; lifting my tear-stained face up I see Britain looking straight ahead at his friends.
"Listen!" his loud, and serious voice silences the rest of the nations as everything is silent now, I watch as Britain ruffles is hair in frustration? "Ughh Bloody Hell." he complains and with his other hand that was on top of my head he uses that to grab my hand and pull me up. "Ah!" The sudden movement catches me off guard but I relax myself right away. I keep forgetting that Britain is a lot stronger than he lets on.
"Alright, truth is I don't know this guy, he fell from the sky and landed on me. Don't ask me how cause I don't even know!" He explains it in the only way Britain can. Still, I'm glad he finally told the truth and maybe now they will be able to explain what may be going on..
"Yes, what is it America?" America adjusts his glasses as looks at Britain just as confused as the rest seem to be. "So..he's not a magician?"
...
..
"NO HE'S BLOODY NOT!"
I have a feeling that getting to the bottom of my situation will be a lot harder than it actually should be..
Why did I have to get stuck in Hetalia with the nations who are clueless?
Chapter 3 is finished!
I'm making sure not to write everything all in a day! I have to separate the chapters; but it's soo exciting when I start writing these chapters cause I have so many different routes.
Wait...?
I should do the same story with different routes! This is England's, maybe next I'll do Germany's or maybe e-*Riku covers mouth*
(I thought I had it worst, you guys are true MVP to be following an author like...this one.. Either please review and favorite this story if you find it appropriate. See ya'll next chapter)
Next Time:
"Are you a country?"
"Huh? No I'm Riku"
"Riku? Hey is he from you Japan?"
"Ie, I haven't seen a country like him before.."
"Maybe he's a city?"
"I'm not a city, either! I'm human"
"Aiya, we're all human.."
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"He's an alien bro! THIS IS THE ALIEN INVASION DUDES!"
Translations:
Mon ami- my friend (French)
Entacher votre corps"-Damage your body(French)
Un petit amour, oui?- A little love, yes?(French)
Ie-No(Japanese)