A/N: Chapter Three! This chapter is mostly about Alice meeting the Jokers and going on an unfortunate adventure.

I got that idea from a book series I've been reading: A Series of Unfortunate Events.

The main characters that will appear in chapter will be: Jokers, Ace, Boris, and Vivaldi. Others I'm not so sure but may be appearing also.

I also know that White and Black is actually the same person but I want them to be two different persons.

P.S.-I got really lazy at the outfits, sorry! And Thanks for the reviews!

Disclaimer: H/C/J no kuni no Alice doesn't belong to me, so does the song but the plot does belong to me.

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Alice in Wonderland Academy

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Chapter 3

An Unfortunate Adventure!

I took a walk with my basket full of goodies
Outside my boundaries
With my red hoodie on
I found a forest and it led to a valley
Sooner or later
All the daylight was gone

Skip and a hop
The stars are shining up above me
I'm on my way
I'm not afraid
All inhibitions gone
A voice awakened of someone in the moonlight
Caught in a trance
Of sweet romance
So I sang along
-Wolves and Witches, by Skye Sweetnam

Alice opened her eyes and groaned from lack of sleep.

'It feels like I've only got about 2 hours of sleep' she thought groggily as she got up and prepared for the day.

"Morning Julius!" Alice greeted him as she entered the room with two cups of coffee "Nightmare and Gray are still sleeping so if they ask tell them I'm at the library" she added as she put down one of the cups and drank the other cup of coffee.

Julius just nodded as he continued to work and took a sip of coffee every once and a while.

"76 Points"

"Excuse me?" Alice as she turned to look at him.

"76 points for the coffee, you need to improve the coffee next time" he said still not looking up from his work.

"Okay! Next time I'll do better" Alice exclaimed as she stood up and left to find the library.

Alice hummed to herself while searching for the school's library until she found herself lost in the school corridors.

Alice groaned in frustration and turned to go back until she heard someone call her name.

"Alice Liddell, are you lost?" someone asks from behind her

"Yes, can you help me find the library?" she asks facing the person

"Sorry, no can do but I'll be grateful if you come with me" the person said taking her hand and leading her away from the school.

"I'm Joker by the way" he said when they're both out of the school (the building not the field where the school's at).

There was an uncomfortable silence between them until a new voice came along to break it.

"Hey, b****** have you found the s*** yet?" a rough voice asks.

"Yes Joker, Alice is here" Joker said putting a hand around Alice's shoulder.

"Who's he?" Alice asks pointing at the new comer.
"That's Joker"

"Wait, you're both Joker?" Alice asks again confusion etched on her face

"No s*** Sherlock" the other Joker said crossing his arms.

Alice pondered on what she just heard for a few minutes then said "I have an idea, I'll call you White Joker 'cause you're nice and I'll call you Black Joker 'cause you're mean".

Black and White Joker are twins.

They both have wine red hair and wine red eyes, the only difference is that White Joker is wearing a black and red jester's uniform while Black Joker is wearing a grey and black warden's uniform.

"Mean my a**" Black mumbled as he glared at Alice as Alice also glared back.

White cleared his throat "Excuse me Alice I have something to show you, do you wish to come Black?" he asked.

"You're using those idiotic nicknames?" Black asks

"Of course, that way she won't be confused anymore" White answers.

Black just cursed under his breath and joined White and Alice to one of the buildings.

The three of them stopped outside the Amusement themed building, Alice looking at the two smirking Jokers with confusion.

"Let's go inside" White Joker said opening the door for Alice until…

"Get away from her!" Boris shouted, anger in his voice holding two guns and pointing it at Black and White Joker.

Black Joker took the whip from his waist and was ready to strike if Boris dared to shoot while White just chuckled and said in a calm voice "Why so angry? We were only going to show something to Miss Alice".

Boris just glared at him and shot him but White dodged then he and Black went inside the building, White still smiling while Black muttering curses under his breath.

"Hey Alice, are you okay?" Boris asks putting away the guns while Alice just stood there in shock.

"…Why did you shoot him?" Alice asks in a whisper

"He dodged and no one was injured so no need to be shocked" Boris answered her as Alice slowly recovered from the shock.

"Hey Alice, let's go back to classes it's already afternoon" Boris told her

"What? It was morning only a few minutes ago" Alice told him

"Yeah, you'll get use to it" Boris replied with a shrug as they began to walk to class.

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When they arrived to their second class (they skipped their first class) the teacher never noticed that Alice and Boris were late and when they sat down on their seats the teacher was still writing some stuff on the board.

After about 15 minutes of copying the things on the board somebody had barged in the room and that somebody is Ace the knight.

The teacher sigh "Ace, just take your seat" he said as Ace whistled as he took a seat next Alice, Ace on the left and Boris on her right.

After class Alice went to the direction of the tower until she bumped into Ace and she fell to the ground.

"Hey Alice, where are you heading?" Ace asks taking her hand and lifting her of the ground.

"I'm going to the tower" she replied dusting her dress

"I'm going there to, follow me!" he said dragging her to the opposite way to the tower

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Alice and Ace arrived at the heart castle where Peter and Vivaldi are having tea.

There's a peaceful atmosphere until Peter saw Alice then he suddenly gave her a tight hug.

"Peter, get off of me!" Alice said through gritted teeth as she pushed him off of her.

"Alice, why are you staying at the tower, why not stay here and be with me?" Peter asks

"I'm comfortable there" Alice answers simply taking a seat next to Vivaldi.

"Alice, we are glad to see you again" Vivaldi said taking a sip of her tea.

Alice and Vivaldi were having a light chat while Ace and Peter were doing who-knows-what until a faceless servant came and whispered something to Vivaldi.

What he (the servant) said to Vivaldi must be bad because Vivaldi glared harshly at him and screamed "OFF WITH HIS HEAD!" and with those words another faceless came and lifted a sword and brought it down to the messenger and sliced off his head.

Alice gasp as she looked at Vivaldi in shock, Vivaldi just told her "They are just faceless Alice, unimportant cards on the game".

"Excuse me Vivaldi" Alice said standing up leaving without saying goodbye to anybody.

Alice found herself in a dark forest and considering how long she walked she guessed that she was not in the school grounds anymore and that she was lost again.

"My, my, my, lost again Miss Alice" someone said

Alice turned around and saw that White Joker was the one that was speaking.

"You're out of school grounds Miss Alice" White informed her smirking

"Yes I know, can you show me back?" Alice asks

"Sure, if you come with me to the circus" White asks but it sounded like he was demanding it.

"Sure…" Alice replied not sure if she did something smart or not.

Joker led Alice farther from the school as they continued their way to White's circus.

"Here we are" White stated brightly as he showed Alice the circus.

The circus was like any other circus but for some reason Alice felt like there was something else hidden it the bright and noisy place.

When Alice and White stepped in many faceless performers were practicing their routines and stunts for performances.

Alice felt White leave her side and for a few minutes Alice saw a dark and scary prison than the bright and noisy circus.

"Looks like the s*** is back" Black said appearing out of the blue.

Alice just stood there as he came in front of her "Would you like to know the truth? Would you want an explanation?" he asks grinning evilly.

"Black, don't scare her she's here to enjoy the circus" White said frowning at Black.

Black just glared at White until Alice finally found her voice and asks meekly "White, can you take me back to Wonderland Academy?"

"Later after the show" he replied emphasizing the last two words.

"No thanks, I'll just find my way back by my-"

Alice was cut off as White held her hand tight and refused to let her go.

"Let go off me!" Alice demanded trying to remove her hand from his grip.

White never loosened his grip but frowned as a loud gunshot was heard.

Boris had fired a bullet but missed by centimeters at White's shoulders while Dee and Dum were holding their scythes and glaring at White.

"Let her go" came the command that Boris and the twins said.

White let go of her hand but not before saying "Truth is worse than fiction" then disappeared with the crowd.

Alice just stood there with Boris, Dee and Dum as she continued to breathe in and out and pondered on the day's events.

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A/N: Done! Got a little lazy at the ending but at least there was an ending. A lot of Joker X Alice in this chapter but maybe people will be wondering what the unfortunate adventure was: It was when she traveled with Jokers and Ace!

~Thanks again for the reviews~

SPOILERS for the next chapter:

*Alice will be staying at the hatter's mansion

*Nightmare will appear on Alice's dreams

*A tea party will occur (Yehey!)