[AN: Sorry this is a bit late, school has been busy. Oh jeez, the formatting's gone weird...sorry, this chapter might look a little different.]
Hi, guys! I'm back, and ready to tackle more of your questions!
Alfred,
Since Italy`s got his ero-zone...what happens if someone touches nantucket... *evil smirk*
-A random passer-by
Keep your hands to yourself! I-it's nothing like that, I just hate having my hair messed with!
YOU'RE the clone, you unheroic CLONE..ROBOT..THING! For I am the REAL Alfred Jones!
BTW How could 'Alfred' ever forget what happened at those moments! YOU ARE THE IMPOSTER, BUDDY!
3:23 PM July 1, 1813 = "Well that was a nice birthday gift." after being shot in the arm twice, which is why 'you' (aka I) can't move my arm counterclockwise properly! HAH
At 8:56 AM on August 18, 1813 YOU RAPED HIS BRAINS HOW
HOW COULD YOU FORGET THAT, 'ALFRED'?! MATTIE DIDN'T LET ME TOUCH HIM FOR YEARS AFTER THE WAR ENDED!
You, my alien-robot friend, are the TRUE time-traveling-alien-robot!
THE REAL HERO
Alfred F Jones (America)
What.
What?
WHAT?!
Y-you better be an alternate universe time traveling robot, because I'm going to kick your ass if you seriously raped my bro! ...actually, I should kick your ass even if you raped an alternate universe Canada. But even worse if it's in MY universe! Just as soon as I figure out where you are! No one can hide from America!
….except maybe for Bin Laden. But he doesn't count!
... I thought I already sent these... huh. Anyways~
Hey :D America :D Cool~ Jeeze, your boss is silly, Robot Unicorn Attack is /amazing/ :O I love the background song, it's so cool :D
He just can't appreciate the joy of rainbow unicorns that explode. I've got the song as my ringtone! ALWAYS I WANT TO BE WITH YOU AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU AND LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONY OOOOH LOVE~
Anyways.
Questions:
1) On a scale of 1 - 10, how awesome are Canadians? Or just Canada in general?
Ummm...during hockey season, maybe a 7. Normally, I guess 3 or 4. But it's a 10 during the Olympics! Man, I miss it already...
2) Since you mentioned boxers there, it made me curious. Is it true that you've got the American Flag on your boxers?
Yep! American flags boxers are the best kind!
3) What first comes to mind when I say the following words: Awesome, England, Jigglypuff, Pencil and Kiss (totally just picked those from thin air XD)
Awesome = Me.
England = Eyebrows.
Jigglypuff = Squishy.
Pencil = Work.
Kiss = French.
...w-wait, that last one sounds wrong. I was thinking about French kissing, not...kissing France.
4) What's your opinion on maple syrup?
Only belongs on pancakes or waffles. Anywhere else is weird and gross.
That's all the questions for now :D
Oh, and can I have a hug? :D
Well, since you asked nicely! I've got no problem with a good old fashioned wholesome hug!
Lot's o' Love,
~Ultra Drama Queen
What is your favorite state to visit?
All my states have fun place to visit...but, well, Florida has Disney World. It's hard to top Disney World!
Where is your favorite place to vacation? (In and out of the awesome place called the US?)
Love,
An AMERICAN ** YEAH
Like I was saying earlier, I love going to Disney World an awful lot...and Disneyland too. Outside of my house...I guess Toyko's pretty fun. Japan's always got the weirdest stuff over there. Some of it's kind of creepy, though. Not sure what to make of those body-pillow things that look like people. And then I caught him selling those...hentai doujin things, y'know, comic book porn, about other nations...but most of his stuff is fun! Lots of video games!
Great story! I have to say I really enjoy this. Thanks so much for writing this. God bless!
I have an address to America-sama:
America-sama, it's truly an honor to meet a new hero. I have lots of questions! You're real close to Japan now, but what was it like fighting him in World War II? What did you think of dropping the A-bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki? What was your relationship with him like afterwords?
Damn, this is bringing back some tough memories...but I promised to tell the whole truth, so I will. Japan was a very different guy back during the war...I guess I was too, but he was nothing like he is now. He was...really scary. The guys in Europe think Germany was scary back then, but he was nothing compared to Japan. And I couldn't understand him at all. I still don't get the whole kamikaze thing, and it don't really WANT to get it either. I really hated him after Pearl Harbor. I mean really HATED him, but I guess he hated me too or he wouldn't have attacked me, right?
So we kept fighting and things got worse and worse...Okinawa was a nightmare...and so many had died already and I just wanted to end it finally and make it all stop. And then we got the bomb...and you gotta understand, we had never used it against anyone before. No one really knew for sure what it would do to a city. But they told me that if we used the bomb, a lot of people would die, but it would stop the war, so it might actually spare more lives than it took. So, I gave the go ahead.
Well, you know what happened. The bombs were a lot worse then I imagined. I still remember the first time I went to Hiroshima after the nuke...I'd never seen anything like it, and I don't want to ever again.
And after that...I wanted to try to fix things up for him. It was like...after Hiroshima and Nagasaki, I didn't feel like I hated him so much anymore. I don't know why. Maybe I just felt really guilty. So I started trying to help, getting his people food and medicine and stuff, trying to get them back on their feet...Japan was really quiet for a while. Didn't talk much, never smiled, spent most of his time staring off into space...but then one day, I was out with him, taking him for a walk (he was still in a wheelchair then, 'cause the bombs made him all weak and he couldn't walk much without wearing himself out) and these kids came up and were asking for candy. My soldiers had a reputation of always having candy to give to children, so Japan's kids got real friendly about coming up to American soldiers to ask for candy. I had a bunch of chocolate bars on me, so I was breaking them up and giving them to the kids, and they were really cute and excited about it...and then I looked back and Japan was smiling. And I think that was when I realized that things were gonna be okay between us. And I was right. We were okay.
...w-well, that's how it went. Good to know you can become friends with the guy who used to be your worst enemy, huh?
Oh, and my best friend is Canadian. Can you tell him that America is better?
America is more awesome. But don't worry, some of the awesome rubbed off on Canada, since we're neighbors!
/returns with more burgers/
You're always welcome around here if you keep it up!
...and less questions than last time...
Who is your favorite (American, I meant, but otherwise, if you'd like) superhero? And do you prefer Marvel or DC? (this is apparently a serious debate among people who are very obsessed with those sorts of comics)
Favorite superhero's gotta be Superman. He's a classic! He's faster than a speeding bullet! More powerful than a locomotive! Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound!
Oh hell...even though Superman's my favorite overall superhero, I think I'm gonna have to go for Marvel. They've got Spider-Man and Iron Man and Captain America...but then DC's got Batman too...it's a tough call! I like both!
Were there ever any particularly influential people in American history that you were good friends with? Or just respected in general, maybe?
Yep, a lot of famous Americans were my friends. Ben Franklin was a lot of fun to hang out with...he was so funny, and really smart too. He used to take me kite flying, and taught me how to play chess and the glass harmonica...those were fun times. I was close to lots of my bosses too.
Oh, and Amelia Earhart! Can't believe I almost forgot Amelia. She was really special...I wish I knew what happened to her. It was really hard after she disappeared. I kept waiting for her to come back, but she never did...
Don't tell, but I kind of had a crush on her.
That's all for now!
Thanks for the burgers!
America can you please be nicer to England? he already gets enough bulling from his brothers, However keep the nickname, Iggy just so annoyingly cute:) P.s your one of my favorite nations tide with Canada
I don't bully him! I just pick on him a little. How am I supposed to be nicer, anyway? I'm not gonna tell him his food doesn't suck, so don't even ask.
You've got good taste in nations!
I support your reason for starting the revolution! here are my questions
1. why is tony staying at your house and also way have you only shown him to Lithuania and Iggy?
...actually, I'm not sure why Tony hangs around. I guess because we're friends now! But at the beginning, maybe it was some kind of observing the human race mission thing. He's always really vague about his home planet and what he was doing before he came here.
I dunno, I just haven't really gotten around to introducing him to everyone. Canada's met him too, and I think Japan might have run into him once or twice. Anyway, it's kinda funny when someone meets Tony for the first time. They usually freak out a little.
2. have you ever consider making or ask Japan for a superhero outfit like batman did?
I thought about it, but I decided not to since Japan might show up with one of the 'magical girl' outfits instead. You can never be sure with him. He's got some weird ideas about superheros.
3. who was your favorite president
Tough question! Washington was kind of like my dad, Lincoln was really important to me and helped me through the worst times in my whole life, FDR was sort of fatherly to me too and always knew how to cheer me up, Kennedy was really charming and likable...I love a lot of them, but Teddy was probably the only one I'd actually call a friend, like someone I could have fun with. We used to go hunting together, and on hiking trips and safaris and stuff. He was a great guy, a real American!
don't forget to recycle!
I won't, I won't, jeez...
love you answers!) here are my questions
I am huge fan of Ukraine and Canada pairing if they were a couple (like I want them to be) how would you react?
Huh, I wouldn't mind. Ukraine's the one with the really big boobs, right? Yeah, she seems sweet. And she goes over to Canada's house to visit a lot...maybe they're already together! Like a secret affair or something. Heh, Canada's lucky he found someone who doesn't mind how boring he is.
Dad! North and South Dakota are picking on me, can you tell them to stop?
~Michigan
Oh for Pete's sake, not again! Tell 'em to knock it off or I'll bend them both over my knee! They aren't too big for a spanking. Be sure you let 'em know that. Daddy doesn't like seeing his kids being mean to each other.
America-san why are your sweets so colorful and bright? it is not normal.
But they look so much more fun! It's more exciting than plain colored candy.
Has no one ever heard of In-n-out? Only the most epically amazing fast food burger places ever. The lines at lunch are so long it blocks driveways. Only in California and a few other places though... You can order as many patties as you want if you ask for it! Even 100! It has fresh stuff too, super tasty!
Man, I forgot In-n-Out! I hate having to wait so long for my food during the lunch rush, but it's awfully good stuff once you get it.
I want to know if America likes California, after all California is all movies and is the birth place of many well known fast food joints.
Of course I do! You know I love my Hollywood, right? But I worry about all the earthquakes she's been having lately...
Also why do people call you America even though You are fully the United states of America? What about Canada? Though being called United States of America would be weird, and a mouthful. If you could choose a new name for yourself what would be be then?
Guess I'm the most memorable part of America, huh? I dunno, I've been called America for so long...but they used to call me Columbia back when I was younger, so I guess that could be my name if I wasn't America.
Question 1:
America is it true that the Statue of Liberty was a marriage proposal from France? And since you kept it does that mean you guys are married?
Wha-...who told you that?! I-it was just a nice present! He was absolutely NOT proposing to me! ...right?
Question 2:
Who was your favorite president and why?
I tried answering this earlier, and it's a toughie...depends on what you mean by favorite. Lincoln was really important to me...he got me through stuff I thought would kill me. Well...I can't pick one favorite, but Lincoln is up there.
Question 3:
What was your opinion and reaction towards that case of McDonald's being sued by two obese girls?
Oh jeez, again? Come on, even I know McDonald's isn't health food...but I'm not gonna stop eating it, 'cause it's way better than a salad or whatever.
Question 4:
What was your reaction and thoughts after reading the Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer?
These vampires aren't nearly as creepy as the original ones! It's hard to be scared of something sparkly. But I kind of like the love story part...
Question 5:
Quidditch is real, whats up with that?
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I want to play too!
Hola America!
How are you, I hope you are doing awesome!
I always am!
Questions,
what's your favorite landmark in your country?
Uhhh...I guess I like Mt. Rushmore a lot! Nothing says 'awesome' like carving your bosses' faces into a mountain!
do you have a favorite holiday?
I really like Christmas! It's so fun, and there's lots of food, and people are more friendly than usual, ans presents! But I like my birthday a lot too. Fireworks! I can't say no to fireworks. And BBQ. Can't say no to BBQ either.
what's your favorite "american" passtime?
You mean like sports? Football. Not soccer. Those guys in Europe always mix 'em up.
hi America! i'm American (Filipino-American, but still), and i'm really proud to be in your home. ^^ here's some questions:
1) do you hold a grudge against England for abandoning you? (i'm talking about the Roanoke settlement, where the supply ship from England was delayed, so they settlers jsut up and disappeared to later be executed by Powhatan.)
Actually I was kind of surprised that he came back at all, in the very beginning. He wasn't very good at living on my land back then. Even though he said he wanted to take care of me, he was always complaining about how there were so many mosquitoes in the summer and how it was hard to grow things...so I thought he wouldn't really come back after he left the first time. But then he came back to make Roanoke, and I was really surprised. He must have really wanted to spend time with me if he came all the way over again, right? But then he left that colony and everyone in it to disappear, and I felt like he didn't really care after all. And then he comes back again to form the Jamestown colony, and he didn't get why I didn't want to play with him like I did when I first met him. Why should I, if he was just going to leave again and let all the people die? I think that's part of why he had so much trouble getting his settlements to work: I didn't really trust him for a while. Eventually he got me to believe in him...but you know, it's hard to forget stuff like that.
2) why do you like hamburgers so much? i understand apple pie (who doesn't like it? :)).
Because they'll delicious! You can put all kinds of different stuff on 'em and they're still good. I like options!
3) which of the other countries are you best friends with?
Hm, well, Japan's a good friend...Lithuania still comes over to visit every once in a while...of course I'm friends with my brothers, Canada and Australia and New Zealand...me and Poland are pretty good pals too...I guess you could call England a friend. Oh, and Israel! I'm her friend, even if things are kind of rough for her right now. And Russia...no, he's not really a friend, not like the other guys are, but he's not an enemy anymore either. Actually, I have no idea what Russia is right now. He's just Russia.
4) is it sometimes awkward with all the different pairing going around (i.e. US/UK, US/Canada, etc.)
YES. Do you know how awkward it is to stumble upon porn of yourself with somebody you know? And then you have to look them in the eye the next day at a meeting? Really really awkward. I guess some of the fluffy, nonsex stuff is okay...it's still weird to read about yourself like that.
5) if Ben Franklin had had his way and the national bird ended up as the turkey, and it was on your flag, how do you think the others would have responded? (my friend says you would have won faster; England would have died laughing.)
Yeah, they probably would have laughed...good thing I convinced everyone the eagle was better! Franklin said I was more like a turkey than an eagle 'cause they're brave and strong like eagles, but they're silly too. Which is totally stupid. I'm not silly!
6) Hug?
Sure thing!
...and that's it for today! See you later!