Review, people, please! I want at least 25 reviews, and I'd rather not have to write 25 chapters for the sole purpose of achieving that. Thanks to Him0nky2012 for the support and the constructive criticism. It's really helped. This story will be written from first-person, by the way(I'm testing out new writing styles).

'OMGWTFPWN12345' is thought, "OMGWTFPWN12345" is speech, OMGWTFPWN12345 is a God or Higher Being, AKA Lilith, Adam, Silk, or any of the other Gods. Plus me, of course.

I woke up...Blinked.

Got kicked in the ribs by a screaming Asuka.

"Anta baka! Get your raw behind into the kitchen and cook me breakfast, I'm starving already!" she screeched.

"I'm sorry," I mumbled, looking down and trying to fold up into a ball to decrease the chance of her hitting me. No chance. She gave me another kick, then went off to do whatever it is she does.

'Ahh, jeez, my shin...' I thought, cradling the soon-to-be-bruise. I got a lot of them lately. As I got up and started getting dressed, my mind wandered.

'Its been a week since I saw those strange people. I wonder who they were... And how the heck they defeated an MP Eva,' my mind inquired.

(A/N) I know it's actually A MP EVA, not AN MP EVA, but it sounds smoother to write AN MP EVA, and the other reason I do it is..well...cuz I can.

I kept feeding myself questions and possible answers for a while until I realized I had been sitting on my futon half-dressed for almost five minutes, then fear shot through me.

'Asuka!' I thought, and, as if on cue, she entered, attempted to kick me in the ribs, missed the spot, and got me...somewhere else.

"I-I'm s-sor-ry.." I wheezed, cradling my knees to my chest and rocking to reduce the pain.

"Don't apologize, baka! Just make me breakfast! God, you're so stupid!" was the obvious reply. "Grow a spine!"

With that, I got up, went to the kitchen and almost started cooking before I realized I was still half naked, with a bemused Misato standing behind me watching my ass and Asuka to my left, laughing herself into oxygen-deprived unconsciousness. I sighed.

'Another day in the life of Shinji Ikari, the invincible.' I thought. I moved back to "Shinji's Lovely Suite", came back out again less than 30 seconds later fully dressed and had eggs, toast and orange juice for the whole "family" ready less than 2 minutes later. "Breakfast is rea-"

I barely finished before Misato and Asuka descended on my food, eating it all and leaving almost none for me. A single slice of toast, half an egg with no yoke, and half a glass of orange juice. I sighed again.

'Another day in the life of Shinji Ikari, the invincible... Wait, wasn't it Asuka's turn to cook breakfast today?'

I gobbled down my food, left for school.

Then I saw them.

'It's those people!' I thought, almost screaming with excitement. 'Wait, they're missing the glowing woman and the not-so-glowing woman...'

"Hey! You!" I yelled, while I ran toward them. I barely heard the young one whisper to the old man something about a Child of Grey and a Child of Light. I couldn't make sense of them, but it's not like I cared. Unless it was earth-shattering. "You're the people who defeated the MP Eva!"

"An MP Eva? Is that what you call the white beast with no eyes and wings that disappear into their backs?" said the old man.

"Yes, that's it. You defeated it! With just yourself and your sword...thing. How did you change size? How did you know to poke it in the right spot? How come the place went black and you...Shrank? Why did you disappear, after I caught up with you? How did th-" I barreled out at amazing speeds.

"Whoa, lad, back up there! I can only handle one question at a time," the old man said.

"Yeah, you might have to take it slowly, my Grandfather is starting to get a little too old..." the younger man chuckled.

"Shut up, Garion," came the reply, inevitably and ironically, slow and rasping.

"Okay. Why did you say you were friends of mine? I've never seen you before," I said, asking the burning question.

"Well. The Universe split into four separate entities, rather like last time when it split into two, but this time it was four, anyway, it split into four entities, the Spirits of Light, Dark, Grey, and Void. These four entities had to battle it out to see who will become the major entity, and the other entities will be used as cosmic filler to replace the Star that blew up in the first place to split the universe..." the young man said. Then the old man butted in.

"Garion, you have no storytelling flair. Let me do this," he said. "Okay, I'll start from...about when the EVENT that took place that remade the sun that was destroyed took place.

"You see, Garion here had a son, at the time that happened. When he reached the place of the EVENT, the following events had already occurred; His wife, had almost been drowned, before birth, in an attempt to kill her with her son, and destroy Garion. However, when she survived to give birth to Geran, the young prince was stolen, and a Cult had been framed. We spent quite a while attempting to wipe out the said Cult, but we soon found out, to our horror, that they were NOT the perpetrators, and that Garion's son's abductor was far ahead of us now.

"We set out in pursuit of this abductor, and found out many things. Such things like the fact the abductor was a woman, named Zandramas, and that she followed a Prophecy. We learned that if she got Geran to touch a certain stone, one of the two Perfect Orbs, also known as the Sardion, he would become a new God, and Garion would have to reft his life from him as he did another God, in another EVENT, and another time. We hastened to the place where it would take place, picked up a few companions, and there was a mighty battle, including Demons, and even Dragons. There the Choice was made, and Garion was relieved to find that he would not have to fight his own son, to save the universe.

"The new God, for there HAD to be a new God, was named Eriond; and He took the other Perfect Orb, just known as the Orb of Aldur, or just "the Orb" from the pommel of Garion's sword, and used its power to crack the Sardion and send it and Zandramas up to fill the space where the Universe was ripped. But all was not well. For in the time space of centuries, we lost sight of one of our companions, who we referred to as Silk, but we passed it off as a death, for he was not immortal, as we are. How wrong we were.

"Silk had made a deal with the Devil; literally. He took up his loaded pair of dice and placed a wager on his skills with the King of Hell...who did not care for such amusements, but for a free soul to torture, he took Silk up on his offer, and promptly lost, along with his status as King of Hell. We know Silk was not evil before that as a fact; but somehow, the evil status got to him, and his desires twisted and warped. He freed Zandramas and the Sardion from the imprisonment of a sun, partnered with Zandramas, and set out to destroy the human world.

"And it was as he planned: With the breaking of the imprisonment of the two things that held the universe together, it split again. But this time, new wounds opened, and the universe split into four entities, Dark, Light, Grey, and Void. The first entity, the spirit of Darkness, moved to the new King of Hell, sensing immense potential power. The second entity, the spirit of Light, raced toward YOU, Shinji, partially infusing your mother and the demisoul of the giant purple humanoid in the process. The third entity, the spirit of Grey, targeted Garion here, and the little group we have.. The fourth entity, the spirit of the Void, targeted Eriond, and gave him a new name...Adam. I believe you know of Adam.

"The MP Evas were sent by Zandramas' goons, an organization that calls itself SEELE. Zandramas is partially infused with the spirit of Darkness, but the true inheritor of the spirit is Silk. Everyone in my group is has equally received portions of the spirit of Grey. The Void was focused primarily on Erio-...Adam. If it wasn't, he would not be able to spawn what you call the Angels. The Spirit of Light is in you, your mother's soul, and the demisoul of the beast you control. We do not know but we suspect it has also infused your fellow pilots."

I just stood there, tried to process the information, failed. Tried again...

"But...If you're like, this, spirit of Grey or whatever, doesn't that mean that if I'm the spirit of Light that we have to fight?" I said, surprising even myself. My mouth, apparently, understood much more than I did.

"Technically, Grey is a shade of White, AND of Black, the colors of Light and Dark, respectively. Therefore, if the spirit of Grey merges with the Light, we will not have to fight. The same occurs with the Void, since it is a non-color," the old man explained.

"Okay...But that doesn't explain why these spirits don't just fight it out themselves...Or even, draw straws," I continued.

"If they drew straws, one of them is bound to cheat. And if they just fought it out, they'd do more damage to the fabric of the universe than there already was," he replied.

"And what's stopping one of them people you mentioned with them spirits in them from coming up and pounding us to bloody pulp?" my mouth said, WAAY ahead of my brain.

"We're not sure. But it helps if we move around a lot. As to that, we need to go now. Good luck with everything," the two men conferred, then disappeared the same way they did before, with that same sound of wind rushing through trees...yet there were no trees around.

'Bloody forgot to tell me how they do that...' I grumbled internally. Then I realized something, and groaned. 'I must've missed half of the morning already. What am I gonna tell the people at school? That I met up with an old man who is millennia old, who told me how a sun was destroyed freeing powerful enemies and also ripping the fabric of the universe? No way they'll believe that shit..'

Whew! This must be my longest chapter yet. I hope to get longer, though. Right now I'm stuck on writing after dinner until about 12:00 at night. No other time to do it. Anyway, this chapter was just a recap, so the readers who don't know the story will get a general idea. Also, any ideas, suggestions, or general help would be appreciated, seeing as I have none to spare for myself. Again, thanks to (himonky) for the support...And sorry, but I'm offline at the time of writing this, I'll have to update it once I get your name right. Silly me.

Reviews, people, please!