A/N: Peep the rating change ;)

Summary: Both Connor and Kevin seem to be having some trouble turning it off. Setting: Near the end of their stay in Uganda!

WARNING! SMUT! Or at least, all the smut you can get when it's all dialogue….

"You're not turning it off Connor!"

"Neither are you!"

"But you've- shit, right there. Mm that's fucking perfect Con- you've... had more practice."

"Well this has never happened to me before, it's harder to turn it off in our current position."

"You mean how my hand is currently stroking you're beautiful cock and yours on mine?"

"Holy mother of- Kevin! Stop being so vulgar!"

"What? That's what I'm doing. Want me to…"

"No! Don't stop! Kevin."

"Mmm, I love it when you say my name. Your sex-voice is so… sexy."

"Of course you'd love it when I say your name."

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"You're self-absorbed like that."

"Well yeah. That's true."

"Uhn, sweet Circe, that's good. Christ, Kevin, the things you can do with your fingers astound me."

"We're both doing terrible jobs of turning it off."

"Uh huh. Just keep going."

"I was never able to."

"What?"

"Turn it off. I was never able to."

"Of course not. You wear your heart on your sleeve."

"You say that like it's a bad thing."

"Maybe it is."

"How so?"

"Do we have to have this conversation now?"

"Yes. Yes we do."

"And why is that."

"Because, all of the best conversations happen while someone's hand is in your pants."

"Where's your proof?"

"… I'll get back to you."

"That's what I-wait do that again, yeah like that-… that's what I thought."

"I don't see you complaining about my heart's location."

"Can we at least wait until I can somewhat understand what you're saying to have this conversation?"

"No we-Fuck Connor!- o-okay fine, you win, just do that again, please!"

"Ooh, I've got the Great Kevin Price begging for it?"

"Shut up. I always end up begging, don't I?"

"Yes. Yes you do."

A/N: It's 1 o'clock in the morning. I'm dog tired but they just WOULDN'T SHUT UP until I wrote them doing something involving sex. Not that they're actually talking to me…

And JSYK, they proceed to shag like bunnies.

P.S.: How ironic: while editing and adding some stuff to this, "Turn It Off" plays when I put my iPod on shuffle… coincidence? I think not!

Sorry if it sucks! I have no idea if I did the whole smut thing right when I can only do dialogue. Read and Review plzkthnx!