(A/N. Third chap is here! Thank you all so much for all of your kind reviews!)
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Charlie just followed BangYouLater
Bella sent a follow request to Sthephenie Meyer
Alice just followed MentalIdiot
SM denied the request
Charlie: Ugh! Sue told me this morning before she left that I should puts chains on Bella's wheels! What the fuck for?
Bella: I slid down the ice this morning. Butt hurts!
Bella: Awww. Charlie put chains on the truck's wheels! Waste of time!
Alice: So the numbers for this weeks lotto is... Argh! Damn! Stupid vision! I am trying to make money!
Edward: Nooooooo. Not the truck!
Bella: Yes! I'm finally getting rid of the truck!
Bella: Owww Head!
Edward: It's okay truck! Everything is going to be fine.
Bella: Something cold is on my thigh!
Edward: Oh Shit!
Rosalie: I'm gonna kill her...
Alice: Couldn't they have chosen another day to get all lovey dovey? Like what the hell people? I can't remember the Lotto numbers!
Emmett: Uhhhhhh. Eddie's getting lucky!
Jasper: I'm gonna kill him...
Charlie: Bella was involved in an accident? Yehoooo
Jessica: Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh, Oh my Gosh. I think Bella died!
Lauren: OMG! I have a pimple!
Mike: Bella? Bella? Are you alive?
Charlie: *To Renee* Come get her back, she was in an accident.
Renee: *To Charlie* Can't you bury her without me?
Tyler: My head!
Bella: God I'm cold! This is hell!
Edward: Oh shit I killed her!
Bella: Why does someone keep pressing against me...?
Edward: Oh shit she's pissed.
Charlie: She's alive... Dammit!
Para1ForkYou: Dang! She's got some goods!
Para2ForkYou: Damn! Gotta stop crushing on my partner.
Jessica: Amen
Alice: Ah, she's gonna die anyway, so... What the hell?
Carlisle: *grabs nurses ass* Hello!
Nurse1: *faints*
Carlisle: Goodbye!
Edward: Dad!
Carlisle: What the hell does he want now?
Edward: It's the truck!
Carlisle: Uh-Uh.
Edward: There's been an accident.
Carlisle: He might have brain damage...
Edward: ?
Carlisle: Why is he suddenly interested in a truck?
Charlie: Ugh! Why won't Renee stop calling me!
Bella: I'm gonna kill him!
Carlisle: WHAT? I CAN'T BELIEVE HIM! Oh he's so getting it!
Edward: Shit! Daddy's mad! Shit!
Bella: Doctor Goose is in on it!
Carlisle: What a neck!
Edward: *growl*
Carlisle: *To Edward* Grow a pair!
Edward: *growl*
Bella: He's so gonna pay for making me go through this!
Edward: Oh my... she's figuring it out...
Bella: I know exactly what's going on...
Edward: ... That I'm in love...
Bella: ... he wanted to...
Edward: ... with the truck...
Bella: ... Try this whole hero thing on me...
Rosalie: Idiots!
Rosalie just followed Perfect.
Emmett just followed FirstTime
Jasper just followed Maria
Edward just followed Your very own Chevy
Alice just hit Jasper
(A/N. So there you have it! Are you bored of me yet? Leave me your thoughts if you want an update!)