Cat: I've been told by an anonymous reviewer that Apollo and Sapp sound Mary-Sueish, well to tell you the truth I don't think of myself as a Mary-Sue writer... but that's not the point, there's a story behind Sapp's name because it started as an inside joke.

You see my friend didn't know what her name should be, so my other friend (Apollo) came up for a name for her, it was S.A.P.P. an acronym (that spelt right?) and it stands for Super Annoying Preppy Person. I know that's mean but hey WE liked it. It did offend her but we don't use it as an acronym anymore.

Anyway there probably won't be any pairings because this story was made to be funny and what we would actually do if that happened so...

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto... unfortunately

Chapter 3: Shopping and the Wallet

"So you wish to be ninjas here?" The Hokage asked as he turned to face the girls in his office. "Mmhmm" Cat said as she nodded. Iruka-sensei took them to see the Hokage and get registered after he somehow managed to break up the fight…..

"Well then I need you to fill out these forms and we'll have to sort out finding a place for you to stay. Are you girls with your parents?" The Hokage asked as he handed them their forms. "Nope" Sapp said as she scanned the paper, "What is this exactly?" she asked. "It's a simple application form to become citizens of Konoha, the basic names, ages and birth dates" The Hokage answered smiling slightly.

"Okay well we'll go fill these out over there…" Cat said as the girls went over to a desk on the other side of the room. "Very well I will search my records for a place for you girls to stay"

With the Girls...

"Name? Sapp La Vache Cha Cha Cha Salad. Blood? Red. D.O.B? Apollo what's DOB?" Sapp asked as she filled her form in. "It's your date of birth" Apollo said simply while she continued to fill in her form. "Oh that's easy! Wait, if they don't have the same money or jobs then how do I know for sure that they have the same months?" Sapp said chewing on the end of the pen.

"Just make one up Sapp, if they ask we'll say we have different months in the 'Village Hidden in the Sky'" Cat snickered. "Cat? What did you write?" Apollo asked slightly concerned. "Nothing.." Cat said cackling evilly. "Okay so my birthday will be on Chicken-turkuary 45th" Sapp said smiling happily, and seeming quite pleased with her work. "Right you do that…" Apollo said together sweat-drops forming on the back of their heads while Cat tried not to laugh.

"Alright girls everything seems in order… What month is Chicken-turkuary?" The girls burst out laughing, it was funny enough that Sapp named her birth month after meat but hearing a highly respected person like the Hokage say it was too much for them. Besides he pronounced it TURKU- ary! If you don't find that funny, well it might just be because your sane….

The Hokage obviously not understanding what he said gave them a map and a key. "I managed to find you girls an apartment that you can stay, it's been circled on the map for you" he said still confused.

"Th-thank you! H-hokage-sama! B-but what about r-rent?" Cat asked trying to calm down. "Do not worry your expenses have been covered for this month. The exams to become ninjas are coming up, if you pass then you can make your money that way. If not you will have to find other jobs." He answered. "Yes sir!" Sapp said saluting him as they left the office.

"So let's find this apartment shall we?" Cat said reaching for the map. "NOWAY! I'm leading the way because you have no sense of direction what so ever! Besides you can't even read maps!" Apollo said holding the map out of her reach. "WHAT-no! I can find it!" Cat protested trying to get the map. "Let's face it Cat I have a better sense of direction than you!" Sapp said. "Are you admitting that you're stupid?" said Cat as she stopped to look at Sapp with raised eyebrows. "No! Wait-yes? Maybe? Uh? I'm confused?" Sapp said. "It's okay, we all have those days" Apollo said as she patted Sapp on the head, "Now, the apartment is this way…"

"Coooooool" Sapp said looking around. The apartment had a fairly small kitchen, a big enough living room, three bedrooms and ONE bathroom. "Well that's gonna cause some problems…" said Cat as she looked at Apollo. Apollo ran to one of the bedrooms "MINE! Called it!" she declared.

"WHAT?! That's not fair! I didn't even get to see i-" Cat stopped as she looked inside the room was a good size but the thing that Cat didn't like was the window. It was small, practically the size of a shoe box. There was barely any light coming in. "Uh Apollo? It's dark in here" Cat said the whole room looking gloomy. "I know I can't wait to furnish the place!" Apollo said cackling evilly.

All three rooms were roughly the same size, with one twin bed and small desk. In the end Cat and Sapp's rooms were pretty much identical. Their windows were the proper size, it seemed like only Apollo's room was messed but she liked it so there was no problem. They had some basic furniture in the house like a couch and fridge, but that was it.

"We're going to have to get jobs aren't we?" Sapp asked as the girls looked around their empty home. "Nope we can probably raid the garbage dump for stuff and fix it up… if they have a dump" Cat said. "We can do that for expensive things like tables, but for clothes and decorations we can buy that ourselves" Apollo said smirking.

"But we don't have any money-yen-stuff!" Sapp cried.

"Oh yes we do" Apollo then pulled out a black wallet.

"Where did yo- Apollo! You DIDN'T!" Cat exclaimed.

"Did what?" Sapp asked. Cat pointed to the other side of the wallet where sown into the fabric was the red and white Uchiha fan symbol. You stole Sasuke's wallet?!" shouted Cat. "Oh so that's what it means!" Sapp said finally understanding.

"What does it matter? You don't like him either!" Apollo said back.

"You're right! Let's go! MALL AWAY!" cheered Cat as she grabbed her friends and they left to go shopping.

Later at 10:30 pm….

"That was fun!" Sapp said as her and her friends laid collapsed on the middle of their once empty living room. Surrounding them were bags and bags! All three girls had bought clothes, rugs, curtains, sheets and stuff to decorate their rooms. But the most important thing they had bought was…a TV! Well that and food, but…

"How rich is that Uchiha kid?!! Man! How much is left?" Cat asked. Her and her friends were starting to understand the currency here and the store employees had kindly given them their change, which helped them learn. "Let's see he's got about 15 bucks left" Apollo said counting off the money.

"Well we should give it back to him…" Sapp said. "NAH!" The three said "Besides if we do he'll know we stole it!" said Cat. "Yeah but it would be worth it to see the look on his face when he realized that three wimpy girls stole from him!" Apollo snickered.

Just then there was a knock at the door. "Come in" Sapp called seeing as none of them planned on getting up soon. Who else would it be at the door other than…..

a) Sasuke

b) Naruto

c) The Hokage

d) Iruka-sensei

e) Someone random you haven't met yet?

Weeeeeeeeell if you picked d) then you are correct! Iruka-sensei peered around the door. "Ah! There you girls are! I was going to call you but you don't have a phone yet do you?" (Cat: Do they have phones in Naruto? Ah well if Apollocan steal from Sasuke, they have to have phones!) "Anyway! I just came to tell you that you'll be joining my class! I expect you girls to be there by 8:00 am to Room #201. Oh! I'll have to find out how much you girls already know, so how about you come at 7:30 instead? GOOD! See ya then!" And with that said Iruka was gone.

"Well I guess we'll have to go to sleep now huh?" Sapp asked. "If we're going to be up at 5 so we can go to school at 7:30…" Cat said. "Why do we have to get up at 5!??!!" Apollo exclaimed. "To make breakfast, have breakfast, fight for the bathroom, take our turns, find the way there, get there, get lost in the school-" Cat was cut off by Apollo. "Cat, we get it".

And the three departed to their rooms to rest for their first day of school, at 7:30 in the morning….

I'm sorry if this was short but I did it at 6 in the morning! And I have to get to school! So Ja Ne! You know the drill! 1 rate or review for update!

Sorry if this wasn't very funny!

Neko

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