Shinobu's Side

I threw Pit my extra gun. It's not like I was going to need it. Anyways, I can't get it back now.

"Oh! Hey Shinobu, catch!" Marth-nii-san threw me a lockpick from across the room. "The Master of Unlocking needs a lockpick after all."

"Thanks Nii-san!" I said as I caught it. I unlocked the blue door. I went through to find a sort of art room. There was a statue and paintings on each wall. On top of the statue was a piece of paper. Being a ninja, I climbed up easily. I landed on the ground with a soft THUD. Okay, maybe a big thud but, gimme a break. Not all ninjas can be graceful. Take Naruto for instance, he's FAR from graceful.

"A map?" I said to myself as I looked at what the paper held. The whole layout of the first floor was there. I carefully stuffed the paper in my bag and headed towards an opening blocked by a dresser. I jumped over it.

There was a little hallway behind the dresser. As I walked, something grabbed my foot. I looked down to see a Zombie. I panicked.

"Aaagh! Let go!" I yelled. I tried to pull my foot away from it's bloody mouth. What was I thinking? Why would a hungry Zombie listen to me? I kicked its head off with my free foot. It made a sickening SPLAT on the wall. Ugh. I walked past the headless guy on the ground to retrieve a couple of ink ribbons I saw as I fought with the cannibal. I ran out of the room afterwards.

I walked over to the door beside the dresser I had just jumped over. I took a deep breath and prayed that there was no zombies waiting for me. I sighed when I saw the hallway was empty. I was safe.

CRASH!

"Holy crap!" I yelled as two dogs broke through the windows. I whipped out my katana and slashed both their heads off in one swing. I put my gun away in my bag. I needed to save ammo.

At the end of the hall was another door. I entered to find another hallway. I walked to the first door I saw. It was locked. I shrugged and moved on. I saw another door and went through that. It was a bathroom. Ugh, it stinked. The bathtub was fully of muddy water. Thinking that it was safe, I unplugged the bathtub and-

Quelle Surprise!

A Zombie popped out. It fell out of the bathtub and grabbed my ankle. I kicked it's head off and it splat against the wall.

I walked out of the bathroom breathing in the fresh air. I was glad to be out of there. I started walking again to the end of the hallway. There were two doors there. I went through to find a square room with a couple of doors. I headed for thee first door I saw. It was a trophy room. I saw a good-looking shotgun on the wall across from me. I put away my katana and grabbed the shotgun. The two little black things that were holding the shotgun up rose. I shrugged and walked out of the room.

As I emerged from the trophy room, the whole ceiling started to move down.

"Oh shoot!" I frantically tried to open each door I saw. They were all locked. "Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, HELP!"

"Shinobu?" I heard Marth-nii-san's voice on the other side of the door leading to the hallway.

"Nii-san! It's me! The doors are locked!" I screamed. I didn't care if I attracted those monsters, I want to get out before I get crushed!

"Shinobu! Back up! I'll kick down the door!" Nii-san yelled. The door was knocked down and Nii-san pulled me out. The ceiling came down with a crash.

"Thanks Nii-san, you saved my life. I am eternally-" I said panting.

"Please, no Toy Story reference. Anyways, it's lucky that I came here. You would've been a Jill-I mean-Shinobu sandwich." Nii-san said.

"Okay then...Thanks again." I said.

"Yeah, yeah..." He said as he walked away. I held my new shotgun in hand. I held it tightly as I walked through in the next door. A zombie was there waiting for me. Annoyed, I sliced off it's head with my katana. I walked down this new hall and entered a door.

Inside was a room full of paintings with buttons under them. The painting in front of me had some writing saying something about life and death. I figured it was a puzzle. As I looked up, I saw a bunch of crows watching me. The first picture I pressed the button on was a newborn. I kept pressing buttons on each stage of life the man went through. I came in front of the picture whose button I didn't push. I took a deep breath and pushed the button. The picture fell and landed on the ground.

"What the...?" I saw a crest with a star on it. I grabbed it and stuffed it in my bag. Maybe it's important.

I headed towards the door I didn't enter through yet. It was the one beside the door entering the hallway that had led to the room I was almost crushed in. I entered through the door catiously. Since I hadn't been through this door, I expected a Zombie. I was right. There was the b******* waiting for me. Again, I sliced the head off. It was actually kind of fun.

Wow.

This mansion is getting to me. Anyways, I walked around the corner to see a green herb beside a set of stairs. I picked it up in relief. I had medicine. I looked across from me to see a door. I sighed as I went through it. Thankfully, there was no Zombies. I saw a chest, and a bunch of gardening stuff. Beside me was a typewriter. I took out an ink ribbon and started typing. When I was done, I headed towards the chest.

Suddenly, the door opened. And without thinking, I swung around and pointed my katana at the intruder's throat.

"Pit...?"

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Shinobu wasn't expecting that. Well, just to let you know, Shinobu isn't as sadistic as she turns out to be. The Zombies are getting to her. So, give her a break.

Anyways, here's my usaul rant: Please do not continue reading if you have not finished the game. It doesn't matter if it was the REmake, director's cut or the original. Please don't read if you hadn't finished either of those three games.

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