got bored in Science again so I started this list.

The other day in band we were watching songs from Glee and when Defying Gravity came up I was like YES YES YES YES YES! Well apparently like half the class got bored and started talking and I was like SHUT UP YOU DO NOT TALK THROUGH DEFYING GRAVITY! Well they continued talking and then when the song was over my band teacher said Yall just talked through the best song in the world. I totally agree dont you?

Then today we were watching Mama Mia in band and guess what... they talked through it again! Those kids just don't know when to shut up and they obviously have no appreciation for musical theater. ARGH!

Anyways now that I'm done venting.

artsoccer: I'm glad you like it and that my humor is actually funny.

elphiesglinda: Glad you like it.

cupcakes101: You want the recipe. Well its right there on the page in front of you. Although I wouldnt recommend actually trying it though...

Elphaba-WWW: Way to Pi** Elphie off. I think a couple of those would qualify for that. Thanks for following my stories. It means so much to me!

Rachel Tucker said her solo album was going to be released on the 22 of June I believe! YAY! Please tell me I'm not the only one excited.

So apparently you all enjoy reading stupid lists like this considering the fact that I've got 115 view! YAY! Thank you so much! Now lets talk about reviews...(yes you should be scared). I've got 6 reviews and 115 views. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE REVIEW! It makes me so happy to see a review on my story so REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW!

NEXT CHAPTER WILL PROBABLY BE HOW TO ANNOY FIYERO! YAY! BUT I WILL NOT WRIE IT UNTILL I GET SOME REVIEWS.

And now what you've all been waiting for...

How to Annoy Horrible Morrible

*warning:do not try because if Morrible gets made things may get ugly,

Although not as ugly as when Elphie gets mad.

1. Dye her hair blue.

2. Tell her Barney is her long lost son. (well there is a resemblance between the two).

3. Fill her perfume bottle with dead fish. (Which really wont make a difference since she smells like that anyways).

4. Transform yourself in to a Shadow and follow her around 24/7. (Which is actually kind of stalkerish).

5. Put a whoopee cushion on her chair, then magic it so it becomes invisible. When she sits down on it laugh in her face the run like crazy.

6. Magic yourself to look like Morrible then go up to her and tell her you're her long lost twin sister.

7. When she finds out you're not her twin sister run away like crazy.

8. If she does manage to catch up to you (which would by the way mean you're a really slow runner. Because hello this is Morrible we're talking about and she's not exactly...light weight) I would recommend hiding behind Elphie.

9. If Elphie wont let you hide behind her then good luck!

10. You're on your own!

11. Teach everyone at Shiz a transformation spell then tell them all to make themselves look like Elphaba. Next go up to Morrible and see if she can guess who the real Elphaba is.

12. Ask her if she was once part of the circus!

13. Call her Horrible Morrible.

14. Ask her if she descended from the wooly mammoth.

12. Bring a souvenir copy of the Grimmerie to her fill it with embarrassing pictures of her then show it to all of Oz.

14. Ask her how old she is.

15. Ask her why she never had a date.

16. Give her a teddy bear.

Please Review! Next list will probably be How to Annoy Fiyero. But I will not write it untill I get some reviews! Oh, thats mean! So REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW!

-happy3611