333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Smash Mansion

by SmashStuff

We all know what happens on the field in Super Smash Brothers, right? But what would you expect to happen off the field, eh? That's why we'll be looking at the crazier side of the Smashers that are so near and dear to our hearts. Got anything you'd like to see these characters do? Sure, request it! We'll be waiting for you!

3. 11 to 15

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11. Be a Pokémon trainer

Pichu and Pikachu were walking down the hall, talking in their UNCRACKABLE LANGUAGE. Well, without a translator, that is.

Pit, who did not have a translator, didn't understand them. However, this is irrelevant, because what Pit wanted to do was capture them.

He failed, and (apparently) woke up next to a unicorn. He hugged it.

12. Do intense grocery shopping

Lucina and Midna were out to do the week's grocery shopping.

Midna got lazy and attached a jet engine to the shopping cart. Mastie was charged 50¥ for the cart. Which, in Smash Mansion money, is equivalent of our 75 dollars.

Crazy Hand.

13. Screw with magic

Link was in Zelda's room, annoying her. He wanted to help with the potion she was making.

The princess had enough of this, so she went over to her cupboard, grabbed a potion, and sprinkled it on Link. He turned into a cow.

Linkow was mad, so he also grabbed a potion and turned Zelda into a cat.

This was what the Smashers called the Day of Whack-O-Mundo Transformationess, but even better known as another reason SSB4 was delayed.

14. Go to a county fair

The 89'th West County fair was up and running!

Ike had brought Marth, Link, Luigi, Little Mac, Pokémon Trainer, and Sonic with him. So many Ls.

They rode many rides, but the highest-rated one was the Deadly Spinning Teacups of Death.

Hedgehog puke smells bad.

Next, they went into the section of the fairgrounds with all the food, games, and little trinket vendors.

Luigi made a dash for the pizza place, while Ike was craving a sno-cone.

That wasn't all that happened, though...

15. Try the Bell Hammer challenge

Ike dared Marth to try and ring the bell, and so Marth payed the Toad 5¥, and went to the hammer. He swung and... only made it halfway.

Link, Ike, and Sonic teased him about this, so he swung Falchion at them.

A Police Koopa came up to them and said, "Come with me, boys."

Master Hand had to pay 150¥ bail.

First, you may be wondering, "Isn't ¥ the symbol for yen?" Well, I'm here to tell you, yes, it is. And I'm only using the symbol, which means the calculations won't be correct. And 14 and 15 were epic!