Bella sat in the grass outside Jake's house murdering ants with a spatula Embry gave her to keep her occupied. Every now and then she would scream something random like," Monkey flavored toothpaste!" but they mostly ignored it. Quil and Embry stood at the entrance to Jake's garage watching him fix the rabbit and waiting for him to pay attention.

" I'm telling you,Jake." Embry said. " She's on something."

" She must be high." Quil said.

" I know Bella. She doesn't do drugs." Jake said from under the hood. " Seriously,I think you guys are overreacting. She's just having some fun with us."

Suddenly a loud high pitched cackle came from the yard which startled them all. Jake jumped and the hood of the car fell on his head.

" Ow!" Jake yelled as he jumped back. He rubbed his head. " Jeez! What was that?"

Embry stared wide eyed at the back yard with a horrified expression on his face. Quil and Jake turned to the yard to see what he was staring at.

" That was the sound of Bella escaping!" Quil said.

" Is it really that much of a problem?" Jake moaned.

" Uh,yeah. Seriously. She attacked a shampoo bottle." Quil reminded him.

" And she wiped out the entire population of ants in your yard with a spatula." Embry said shaking his head. " Shes on something. Who knows what she can do without someone watching."

" Fine. Lets go look for her." Jake gave in and sighed. He put down his wrench and shut the hood to the car. He took off his gloves and threw them aside as they walked out of the garage.

The three of them walked into Jake's house. Jake quick,Quil and Embry cautious.

" Bella!" They all called as they wandered around the first floor. " Bella!"

" Whats going on here." Another voice said. They turned around towards the doorway. Leaning against the door frame was Sam and behind him was Paul. They looked confused. Paul slurped on a blue colored icee he had in his hand.

" Hey guys." Quil greeted them. " We are looking for Bella. Shes on drugs and we are trying to find her before she attacks Billy thinking hes the Pillsbury doughboy."

Paul spit icee out of his mouth and began to roar with laughter. Jake narrowed his eyes. Sam began laughing too. Pretty soon everybody but Jake was laughing. But that all stopped when a loud crash came from the room next door. They all went silent and looked over to the door of the living room. Paul was the first one to go over there,followed by everyone else. He walked across the kitchen and opened the door.

" Bella?" Jake asked from behind them.

" Happy birthday wolf boy!" Bella popped out of nowhere and jumped out at Paul. She wrapped her arms around him and leaned her head against his shoulder. " Happy birthday to you!"

Jake looked at Bella who was all over Paul. He felt himself start to growl not even aware of how angry and jealous his expression looked. He shook it off immedietely as soon as he realized it. Paul seemed to be enjoying it.

" Uh..okay.." Sam laughed.

Bella stepped back away from them. It was then when they realized she had a blanket tied around her kneck like a cape. Bella cackled again. They all seemed to creeped out. Bella..cackling?

" I am the vampire slayer!" Bella said. She pulled a piece of cardboard out of her pocket. " I will slay all vampires with this Cardboard piece of DOOM!" Bella cocked her head back and started exploding with laughter once more. Paul backed up slowly.

" How about you slay the Cullens?" Paul suggested. " That would be great."

" Paul!" Jake yelled. " Shut the fuck up!"

Jake sighed knowing that any second now Bella would start to cry remembering them. But she didn't react to it.

" No. I will slay YOOUUUU! VAMPIRE!" Bella stabbed Paul in the shoulder with the cardboard. " Feeling dizzy,vampire?'

" Not really." Paul said.

" Well then." Bella flipped her cape over her shoulder. " Then maybe I shall move onto plan B!"

Bella removed the cape from her back and let it to drop to the floor. She pushed past them and ran off laughing the whole way.