The reason im posting two today is because i didnt update for almost 3 1/2 months maybe more and i felt guilty. however i must warn im at a writers block right now because i wrote a script today and 2 stories on here did a writting assiment in school yes i just spelled asignment wrong two times. so now im writing this so i feal less guilty about the whole really late thing... Yeah so Check out my 0-Forgive-0 Account for Sweeney todd fanfic. Annndddd Enjoy this one :D i really appreciate the support and hopefully soon my youtube account will be back in biz with parodys like these so ill post info on that in the Hopefully the next few stories and it should be up by the time i start Hunger Games: How to Catch a Katfish. This was a long intro but without further adu injoy this wee skit NOT AS LONG AS OTHERS CUZ IM STRAINED OF WRITING.

December 25th Tuesday 7:09 PM

The camera begins rolling to show an interview of senca crane on what he thinks of the new reality teen show Paranormal Activity In The Game Maker Room.

-X-

Senca sits cross legged across from Ceser who is dressed as a salad bowl with green hair and red contacts. Senca Shook his head thinking to himself. "Red and green are christmas colors true but you would think ceaser would be more into a christmas tree costume rather then a salad." Poor Senca. Poor Dumb Senca. Ceser Smiled.

"So senca when did you audition for this show?"

"I didnt."

"Then why are you in it?"

"Cuz the directers love woman with good looks."

"Your not a woman Senca."

"Or am i..."

"No."

"Explain these." Senca pulls up his shirt to revele a six pack which causes all the capital 'woman' to scream.

"What about them?"

"Its 3 pairs of boobs. right here. whos has breasts? WOMAN."

Ceaser (I just relized i spelt it wrong that whole time... crap im tired.) Just shook his head.

"Senca on another note... have you meet some of your fans face to face yett?"

Senca glared at the audience and shook his head in a no.

"Well then, mr Senca Crane are you thinking what im thinking?"

"That if i gave birth to Triplates i could breast feed them all at the same time since i have three pairs?"

Ceaser tried to ignore senca's wordsand faced the Audience, "who's ready to see Senca craneeeeee?!"

Suddenly Sencas phone begain ringing and he pulled it out and put in on speakers.

Hi Senca

Hi Cato

Wanna go for a ride

Sure cato

Jump in!

IM A SENCA GIRL IN A PANEM WORLD MY PAIRS ARE Threemastic ITS FANTASTIC. YOU CAN SHAVE MY BEARD OR LOAD ME UP ON BEEEeeeer IMAGINATIN ITS A BIG CONTAGION.

Come on Senca lets go Break em'

The song continued behind Ceaser and the whole crowd joined in. "Am i the only sane person in panem?"

-X-

Katness clicked off the TV and finished Peeing in her Kitty Liter Contained box. "IKR Ceaser the nerve of some people."

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well that is all. I love y'all Review a reply if you want more ceaser and senca interviews :D R&R PEeps. Me HEart Youuuusss