(chapter 3 )
bella; Emmett........eeemmmmmmmmmeeeeeeetttttt.....EMMETT
emmett; (runs in) WHAT
(jasper appears)
jasper; HA got you emmett so your it!!! (looks at bella) DEMON CHILD (runs away)
bella; he calls me the weird child at least am not an emo dinosaur
jasper; (calls from distance) VAMPIRE!
emmett; so what do you want since ave been caught stupid jasper
bella; i know how to get back at nintendo!
emmett; how!
bella; remember that advert for oasis juice
emmett; what one
bella; the one with the two girls and the giant duck
emmett; yes?
bella; well lets get that big duck put it at they're office and put a speaker in it sayin ' hello am squekers am no joke so who's laffin now beatches.
emmett; erm one problem.
bella; what?
emmett; i kinda tried to get that duck ages ago but it burst and i hid it in the nintendo celler
bella; emmeettttttt your no fair
emmett; but I HAVE A PLAN
bella; go on emmett; lets send them a giant present and when they open it paint sprays everywhere and it goes on for like ten minutes!
bella; YESSSSSS
(later at nintendo)
guy 1; hey guys we got a present yaayyy
guy 2; who's it from
guy 1; theres no note
guy 2; oh just open it
everybody; 3 2 1 (paint goes everywhere)
girl 1; MY NEW SHOES
girl 2; I JUST HAD MY HAIR DONE
girl 3; I HATE THE COLOUR GREEN
everyone else; SHUP
guy 1; hey theres a note at the bottom
guy 2; read it
guy 1; hello nintendo, i told you i wasn't kidding and nobody and i mean NOBODY disses Squekers!!! lots of hugs and kisses bella, emmett and squekers xxxxx :)
guy 2; oh man
(back at home)
bella; now what do we do
emmett; laugh at what alice told us happens
bella; ok -laughs for 5 mins-
bella; emmy bear am still booredddd
emmett; i have an idea
bella; go on
emmett; let go mattress surfing
bella; no edward banned that which caused me to use a skateboard and well that didn't work as well
emmett; evil party pooper
bella; ano thats what i said
emmett; ok erm what about ice skating?
bella; ok lets go
(at ice skating)
bella; OWW emmett; we've been on the ice 2 minutes and you have alredy fell 15 times how does that work?
bella; i'm a clutz ?
emmett; ano bu- BELLA WATCH OUT
bella; AHHHH
emmett; i told you to watch
bella; what happened
emmett; edward
bella; where
emmett; over there he threw a donut at you
bella; (bubbles) w-why?
emmett; you revealed his ninja identity he is annoyed so he decided to come and throw donuts
bella; i am so getting him professional help
emmett; lol yeh
bella; erm emmett why are we the only 2 in the ring apart from edward cos hes a 'teenage mutant ninja turtle'
emmett; haha edward looks like hes gonna explode
bella; yeh MWA HA HA HA HA anyway why we the only ones?
emmett; theres a show- an ice show
bella; uh oh
emmett; just improvise
bella; ok
(they skate and bella dosent trip- nah am kidding - she trips 7 times)
bella; thank you th-(gets hit by donut) GO AWAY YOU STUPID DONUT LOVER I SHALL GET MY REVENGE!
edward; hehehe (runs away)
emmett; such a disturbed child