Chapter 3

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I present to you…*drum roll*… Chapter 3!

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"So, let me get this straight," Rosalie started. "You went to Scotland at the age of eight and was frozen in time by a wizard which boosted you into the future to go to a magical school that would make you a witch?"

Hermione laughed nervously. "Well, you forgot the troll, the human chees board, the Chamber of Secrets, the—"

"Okay, okay!" Alice cut in. "Let's not get into that again. The question is, why are you here?"

"Well, the Minister, Kingsley, sent me here with no reason except that I would meet someone from my past. Now I know why he sent me here. He wanted me to remember my little Jazmine." Hermione finished, smiling whilst Jasper glared at her.

"Jazmine?" Rosalie said. Alice snorted, while Emmett was turning as red as he could from holding in his laughter.

"Well, we had this thing about what our names would be if we were gender bent. I was Herman while Jasper was Jazmine. We swapped clothes for a day, and if I'm honest, he looks great in a tutu that's bright—" the last bit was cut off with Jasper's hand over Hermione's mouth as the Cullen's laughed. Jasper sighed.

"I'm never going to live this down, am I?" he said, whilst Alice shook her head and giggled.

Jared was aching to see his imprint again. The sad thing was that she was associating and spending more time with the leeches. That meant that he couldn't get any alone time with her.

He was just out patrolling when he heard a shout and a splash, followed by laughter and profanities. He gently moved to where the sound had come from and he saw his imprint chasing the blond male leech. She was soaking wet and had an angry expression on her face. They raced into the trees before the leech came out alone. Panic surged through Jared. Jasper turned the other way as Hermione silently crept behind him and surprisingly tackled him to the ground. The laughed as she landed on top of him, earning a growl from Jared. They didn't hear, and Jared watched as they just stared at each other. She cocked her head at him.

"You know, you don't look too different." She stated, and he laughed.

"Well, that's one of the perks of being a vampire." He replied. They both laughed, and she rolled off him so that they were sitting on the sand. He only just noticed that Jasper was shirtless. Hermione had a pink bikini on that made Jared blush.

"Okay, so what's your ideal girl?" Hermione asked. He thought for a while before answering.

"She's got to be serious but can let loose and just have fun when she needs to. She must be gentle but stern. Looks are a bonus, but she must be intelligent and know her own mind. She can be a little unmerciful but only when people deserve it. She also has to have a heart full of love for me." He said. Hermione smiled.

"What about you, bunny rabbit?"

"Well, he's got to be intelligent and mature. I can't stand immature pricks. He's also got to be an emotional guy." Jasper started to laugh. "No, no hear me out. He can't just bottle up his emotions from me. I need to be able to see the real him without him holding back. I need him to be honest and trustworthy as well as loyal." She finished. Jared felt his heart beat so fast. He wanted to be that person for her.

"So, what's it like?" the leech asked. Hermione looked at him puzzled before replying.

"Think of your happiest memory, dived it by 3 and multiply it by magic. What do you get?" she asked. He screwed up his face and Jared did the same. What did she mean?

"I don't get it." Jasper stated.

"Exactly. Being what I am can't be explained. It is something further beyond your understanding. Even though you are a vampire, you will never understand what it is like to be what I am." She said smirking. Jasper was silent before bursting into laughter when Hermione joined him. Jared took in her happiness before running off into the forest.

Jacob was ecstatic. His sort-of cousin Hermione was in town. He hadn't seen her yet, but he was really excited to. He knew that his father was also keen to see Sirius. The sound of footsteps, or rather pawsteps, distracted him from his reverie. He saw Jared in wolf form looking like sunshine just laid on his face. He phased, and Jacob tossed him some clothes. He got dressed and they talked until they heard something. A shriek. A female shriek. Followed by a gunshot. Then a huge bang caught the attention of both men. The others came out from the house as two figures raced past.

"Curse you, you stupid mutt!" a girl yelled, and everyone recognised it as Hermione. She was running alongside Jasper.

"Jasper, stop. I need you to go to your parents and get them here." She said, keeping her eyes on a part of the edge of the forest.

"I ain't going nowhere without you." Was the reply. Hermione rolled her eyes. Suddenly, Jasper gave a yell as he disappeared. The pack growled, and Hermione's head whipped around to where they were. She cast a shield as they moved forward but stopped in fear as someone stepped out. He was freaking huge.

"Hello, muddy." The figure sneered.

"Hello, Dolohov." She said coldly. "How was Azkaban?" Dolohov growled.

"I will kill you for that, mudblood." He sneered. The pack phased quickly and growled but stopped in confusion when she laughed.

"Oh, that is gold." She said, wiping an invisible tear away. She quickly turned serious. Then she changed. Into a brown wolf with white socks. The pack stared as she lifted her head and howled. She the changed back and was still fully clothed. Four pops rang out as four figures stepped out behind her.

"You rang?" one said. He was a boy, with raven hair and emerald eyes. Dolohov growled again as the boy waved.

"Sup, Dolohov?" he said. Hermione snickered. They were so caught up in their conversation that they didn't notice Dolohov lunge at them.