A/N: Well how y'all been? So ya you know...I'm back..And 'cause all y'all wanted this, Here's a somewhat explanation for what and why Japan isn't chinese(I just think of this as pure crack but hey whatever you guys just asked for it, you never asked for exactly WHAT to happen).

Because for some CRAZY reason people just SEEM to hate cliffhangers...hmmmm I wonder WHY? ANYWAYSSSS Here all y'all go! Oh and no im not from texas or anything..I just really like saying y'all...got a problem? TOO BAD le mexican girl le no descrimanate~

Disclaimer: Ya ya know, I used to own hetalia...but i got shoved in a closet and got food deprived until i was forced to give it up. YUUUUPPPP true story...

"But how Nii-san? What do you mean I'm not Chinese! Of course I am!" The little dark-haired nation known as Japan huffed obviously annoyed at having to explain to his older brother.

"Méiyǒu, nihon! There is a reason I call you Nihon, aru!" China was exhausted, this was about the sixth time he went over the matter and was very thin on patience.

Chibi Japan got quiet thinking. 'What does Nihon mean again…?' He frowned. It wasn't possible that he wasn't Chinese!

Right?

The older nation sighed. He could practically see what his little Japan was thinking.'Maybe it would have been better to let him think he was Chinese….What? Of course not, aru! What am I thinking?! He needs to be his own nation, aru….'

China rubbed his pounding temples. Heck! His whole head was pounding! Why did he have to open his big mouth?

"Japan?"

The elder nation raised his head in surprise. He didn't say his little brother's name, so...did that mean…..?

"Nihon is Japan….hai nii-san?" Little Japan asked quietly.

China nodded numbly, not believing that finally the younger nation believed him. "Shi, aru."

"Hai….I guess I'm not Chinese, Nii-san."

China deadpanned and silently counted to five, struggling to even get as far as two without strangling Japan. Sometimes the boy was adorable and listened to his every word as if it was gold, and at other times he formed an opinion and became stubborn as two water oxen. Now was one of his 'opinionated monuments.'

"Shi, so I was trying to tell you, aru…."

"Hai…even the way we write is different Nii-san. So…if I'm not Chinese….then what am I?"

"Japanese, aru."

Chibi Japan blinked. He had never heard of people being 'Japanese" before. Was he the first? But Nii-san told him that there was always a first for everything. The chibi nation grinned adorably.

"I'm the first Japanese Nii-san! I'm the first!" He started to chant this over and over and so, began running around the house chanting that he 'was the first Japanese.'

China deadpanned. He wins one argument and was thrown into another….why did he have to bring this up? The nation once again slowly counted to five but only got to three before scooping up the chibi nation that ran past him.

Chibi Japan looked up at his big brother, practically glowing, and successfully melting away all of China's anger and frustration. Still grinning from one ear to the other he wriggled in his brother's arms to be put down.

China sighed hoping his younger brother's reactions won't be so severe. The chibi nation stayed still reading the mood and sensing that his Nii-san wanted to tell him something.

"You're not the first Japanese, aru."

Thus a look of rage and utter and total devastation crossed the small nations face, and why China ran around the house to try and clean the mess the poor house was in. All the while trying to calm the stomping and raging chibi Japan. See it was very rare to set Japan off, and China had done so successfully.

Even the other chibi Asian nations that China took care of cowered in fear and hid behind anything out of the furious path and rage of the little Japanese boy. Yup~ Just another day in the Asians house~

"Why did I open my big mouth, aru? Why did I even get out of bed?!" China sulked still trying and failing to catch his little Japan, God did he hate when Japan had his "opinionated moments," they only ever led to trouble…and an unclean house…..

A/N: So what do y'all think hmm? Course reviews are awesome awesome and me riky so le me gets motivated but ya know whatever~ It's not like all y'all care right?

As always, i love ideas for future chapters because if le writer no know what le readers liky/want, le writer le put things that still awesome but not awesomly awesome stuff le readers want~ So you want something? YOU ASK

Pasta la vista~

~Forever South~