Hello, hello! Thank you for reading part -3- of The Asian Mafias!!!!! XD Now, because I'm a bad explainer, I don't know how to describe Yong-soo's section very well. But just think of it like that CSI tv show place, with the glass walls, looking at what everyone's doing hrough the glasses. I'm sorry!!!Hope you enjoy.
Yong-soo collapsed into his spinney chair next to his table. He was in 'his section' of the building. There were Korean workers, in labs, in front of computers, or some other types of machines. But they were doing the work they were told to do. He was making work for himself, and for once, he didn't mind. He turned on his computer, then pushed his chair and himself to a glass cage on the table next to the computer table. In the cage, was the big cockroach, motionless on top of a branch that was put in there. There was a knock on the door, and a nerdy-looking man with glasses and white scientist robe came in. Really, if he lost the glasses, and got contacts, and burn those nerdy cloths, he wouldn't look half bad, thought Yong-soo. Of course, he IS Korean, so he looks good nerdy too. The man said,
"Hello, boss. I see you are actually sitting in your office today. Good for you." The man smiled sadly when Yong-soo gave him a clueless look. "Still don't remember me, huh? It's been our 5th meeting….well, my sun-bae did say that you have a hard time remembering someone that's not that important. I'm your assistant. And helper. Which I am saying for the 5th time." The man noted at the end. Yong-soo's guilt poked at him, and he smiled pleasantly at the man.
"No, of course I remember you! Look at you! You are IMPOSSIBLE to forget with those charming looks!" Yong-soo said to the man. The man raised his eyebrow.
"Really, boss? Then, what is my name again?" The man was testing him, Yong-soo could tell.
"Let's see…..Kim…" Yong-soo guessed. 'Kim' was probably the safest guess, considering that was the most common family name. "Oh, I don't have time for this. I came here today to do some work. You are my helper, so help me by opening up this cage." Yong-soo managed to turn the conversation, and faced his back to the man, opening a shelf and putting on plastic gloves. By observing the now wordless assistant, Yong-soo thought it was safe to think that the 'Kim' part was right. The man struggled with the heavy glass top of the cage. Yong-soo helped the man and put the glass to the side. Then, Yong-soo scooped up the cockroach with his gloved hands. Yong-soo stared at it for a while, then threw it lightly up in the air, feeling its weight. The man looked at him strangely.
"Um, boss, may I ask-" The man was cut off when Yong-soo ordered,
"Bring me a microscope. Not the super powered one, just, hmm, about, 10 to 20x? Probably not even that much, but around that." Yong-soo stopped throwing the bug, and shooed the man off. Then, he turned to his computer, and started typing in codes and clicking various things. When the man returned, he found Yong-soo with his tweezers in one hand, and with his other hand, trying to stop the bug from moving. The man was not a genius, but it looked like Yong-soo was going to do something unpleasant to the poor thing.
"Boss, I'm sorry to question you, but may I ask what you are trying to do?" The man asked. Yong-soo looked up and grinned at the man.
"Oh, I'm trying to open it up. I want to see what it's made out of." Yong-soo replied. The man was not a bug-lover, but he needed to know what the reason was for killing the tiny thing.
"For what reason are you trying to take its life away, boss?" The man questioned. Yong-soo took a look at the man's serious face, and laughed.
"Take its life? Oh, but, Kim, this isn't even alive! I don't believe its life can be taken away when it never had a heart to beat, and blood to flow!" Yong-soo answered. The man frowned, and said,
"It's Kim Jun-wong. And boss, I can SEE its legs twitching right now." He pointed out. Yong-soo made a face, and said,
"Well, describing why it's NOT alive is going to take a while, so I'll just tell you why it's a machine. First, it's heavier than a normal cockroach of this size would. I mean, I'm not an expert, but you could tell easily. And second, even when it's coated very professionally, the outer part of it is very hard and feels like, well, metal. Third, have you EVER seen a cockroach this big? This thing is about 2 to 3 inches here! This is huge!" Yong-soo grabbed the cockroach with one hand and set the microscope next to the computer, and plugged it to the wall. "Now what I think, is that this little bug has a LOT of tech. stuff in it." Then, he plugged the microscope to the computer screen. The screen now showed the microscopic view from the microscope. Yong-soo held the cockroach to the microscope, and saw the metal parts on the bug, with the screw to keep it together. Yong-soo grinned with pride at his assistant.
"I'll need something to unscrew this. It'll have to be about 3mili?" When they found something to unscrew it with, they opened the top of the bug. After they opened it, the bug stopped moving. Yong-soo announced everything he found inside it. "So, I think that the holes over here are the cameras. I don't think it's Wi-Fi though. Just recording. Aha! I see the 'bug' in the 'bug'! So whoever made it was going to listen to what we're saying, huh? I wonder who made it….it could be Russia, but I don't think Russia's the one to spy….Belarus? That would be creepy…..Ah! Look!" Yong-soo pulled out a piece of cloth with his tweezers from the bug. "Pink. Now, who else wears pink except for Taiwan? And that's not all. I see the black cloth, I'm guessing that's Kiku, and….huh, it got me too. No one else wears blue. Now, if we could get a piece of the metal, I think we might find out where it was made…..Wait a second, did you see that?!" Some bumps of the metal passed by the screen when Yong-soo was turning the bug. Yong-soo quickly turned it back over. On the metal, the words in English clearly said, 'Made In China.' There was an awkward silence in the room. Yong-soo cleared his throat, and worked his brain. "So, obviously, China hyung-nim wouldn't want to make a bug machine just to get pictures under Taiwan's skirt. And I have no idea why he would want a piece of cloth that came from me and Kiku's cloths. So he's canceled out in the 'suspect list'. Let's see…the country China trades with the most…." Yong-soo disconnected the computer to the microscope and hacked into China's government account.
"Are you sure you can just do that?" the assistant asked. Yong-soo grinned at him.
"Joon-wong ah, I learned the art of hacking from the master himself- China hyung-nim. He can hack into something in 5 minutes, what I have to do in 10 minutes."
"It's Jun-wong." The assistant corrected.
"Ah! Here are the data! So, it says here…." Yong-soo distracted himself with the data he received. His poor assistant looked at the ceiling and sighed. "Ah! The list says, 'Top countries China exports to, shown in US dollars, in billions'…#1, United States= $162.9, #2, Hong Kong= $124.5, #3, Japan= $84, #4, South Korea (me)= $35.1, #5, Germany= $32.5, #6, Netherlands= $25.9, #7, United Kingdom=$19, #8, Singapore= $16.6, #9, Taiwan= $16.6, #10, Russia= $13.2……Top….number one is….the US?....Oh, that's not good." Yong-soo weakly said. The assistant could see that Yong-soo's face was getting paler by the second.
"Boss, is…something the matter?" the assistant asked.
"Matter? Oh, nothing's wrong. It's just that America hyung-nim is the top suspect, and if he knows of the Asian mafia, and from looking at this bug, it's safe to assume that he doesn't know who's in the mafia, and that he needs to know the members, which means, probably, that he's against us. And America hyung-nim….I can't go against him, Jun-woon, I can't. He….I don't KNOW what he'll do to me. He'll cut off all trades, then I can only depend mostly on China hyung-nim. I can't do that. I can't let America hyung-nim know. But I can't get out of the group. Oh, I'm panicking!" Yong-soo jumped out of his seat. He paced around. "I thought America hyung-nim made all of his weapons himself….maybe he just used the metal that he thought was USA made, and it was actually made in China. Then he used a bottom corner of it, where the 'made in' part are usually put in, and when he welded this, the letters didn't melt away….No, there still are chances that it's not America hyung-nim. But, if it's not him, the second highest chance is Germany-nim. And him….he's wayyyy to busy with Italy-nim to spy on us. And he's the 5th one on the list…Oh, I don't know anymore!" Yong-soo stomped to the door.
"Wait, Im Yong-soo nim!" His assistant cried out.
"What?!" Yong-soo asked with annoyance.
"Where are you going!" his assistant asked
"Me? I'm going to cool my head and try to feel relaxed. I'll need to find Kiku. I need some breast time. I WOULD normally go to China hyung-nim, but after looking at the data, I don't feel like seeing him right now. Oh, and don't mention about the bug spyware to anyone else, ok? I'll tell them myself later. Maybe tomorrow morning." Yong-soo said thoughtfully.
"Tomorrow morning?! Isn't that too late? It's only 2'oclock right now! Can't you tell them at dinner time or something?"
"Oh, they won't take it well. I'll find a way to let them know….in a way they'll feel better with. It's like spreading a toxic gas slowly instead of just dropping a nuclear bomb. It'll still hurt, but the shock won't be there." Yong-soo replied. He waved the assistant he never got the name right good bye, and walked out the door. It was breast hunting time.
Yong-soo found his prey at the back of the building. Kiku and Hong Kong were practicing shooting at targets. They were doing it outside, because they needed a place to put the big bucket between them. In the bucket was water, with many ices floating on it. It was the fall, not that cold, but the thought of putting your hands in there was painful. Yong-soo was just going to sneak up behind them, but then, got a better idea. Besides, he thought, if I just charged right in there, he might think I was going to kill him and shoot me. Yong-soo swiftly went into the servants room, and got a pair of servant uniform for men. He would have liked to put on the maid uniform, if it wasn't for his tall height that would give him away in an instant. He put on a wig, clothed himself, and he added some powder to change his skin tone to something a bit darker. He was proud of himself. He was unrecognizable. But just in case, he wore glasses also. Now, he got a big empty bucket and filled it with hot water. He made sure the hot water was not hot enough that the steam was visible. Then, he carried it outside, and casually switched the buckets in front of the two. The two shooting just assumed that Yong-soo was there to switch the water because the ice had melted a bit. Yong-soo then backed away, and waited for the moment. Kiku put down his gun first, and dipped his left hand in there. He screamed, and pulled it right back out.
"What's wrong, Kiku gege?" Hong Kong asked without much concern. Hong Kong merely thought that Kiku had grimaced from the coldness. But he too realized what was wrong when he dipped his hands into the water. He also pulled his hand back out fast, and stared at the water. They were too preoccupied with shooting to notice that the new water did not have ice floating on it. They both turned when they heard the moronic laughter they never liked to hear. They saw Yong-soo slamming the ground with laughter.
"AHAHAHAHA!!!! SUCKERS!!!!!!!" Yong-soo shouted while laughing. Kiku and Hong Kong's face turned into a frown, and they grabbed their guns and loaded it at the exact same time. Yong-soo stopped laughing. Hong Kong pleasantly said,
"Yong-soo. This is your second time today you have messed with us. I don't like getting disturbed while training." Hong Kong's eyes glared at Yong-soo in a very unpleasant way. Yong-soo stood up quickly, and put his hands on the two's chests. He slowly rubbed, while sighing relaxedly.
"Ahhhh, I feel much better now. Although I have to day, China hyung-nim's breasts are the prime." Yong-soo glanced at Kiku's face, and saw the face flushed red. He saw Hong Kong's face with the expression that looked like his face muscles were getting tangled. Yong-soo knew from those faces that he had only a split second before he got shot in the head. Yong-soo ran back to the door. Immediately, the two were hot on his trail.
"I WILL catch you this time, Yong-soo. I'll make you wish I dismembered your head this morning by the time I'm done with you!!!!" Kiku yelled at Yong-soo. Kiku and Hong Kong turned to a corner in the hallway, and could not see Yong-soo. Kiku whispered to Hong Kong,
"He's most likely heading to one of your sibling's rooms. Go check on Thailand's room. I'll go check on Taiwan's room." Hong Kong nodded silently, and ran to Thailand's room. Kiku also ran, holding his gun closely, and opened up Taiwan's bedroom door. He had expected the room to be empty, for Taiwan liked going to the malls during the day. What he did not expect, was to find Taiwan in there with only her underwears on, half-way into her skirt. Taiwan turned, and her eyes grew wide. Kiku stuttered, "I-I didn't try to, I just needed to find Yong-soo-" He was cut off from Taiwan's high-pitched scream. Kiku was thrown out in seconds, with his head somehow hit with 5 pillows in that short amount of time. Taiwan's red face frowned at Kiku, and slammed the door shut. Kiku shook his head. He got grope by his younger brother, and got to see his younger sister in her underwear. What a family this was. He wished Hong Kong was having better luck. With what just happened, finding Yong-soo was more necessary now.
That was a pretty bad TaiwanXKiku, yes, I understand. But I have one vote for TaiwanXKorea, and one vote for TaiwanXJapan. It was enjoyable writing this. And yes, I looked up the one part of Yong-soo's dialougue with the numbers. I love the cockroach now, cause it's so cool! Wondering why a piece of their cloth are doing there? Well, the criminal who made it wanted to get a piece of cloth, and give it to the dogs, so they can smell the scent, and find out who the mafias were! I didn't clrealy say that America was the criminal. Maybe I would, but if anyone HATES that idea, I might re-think about it. But I have one other person I would like to be the suspect :3 hmmm....Oh! I have dicided on a name for Vietnam!!! THANK YOU karatemaster101 FOR THE NAMES!!!!! Now I just need one for Thailand, Hong Kong, and Taiwan. Oh, the polls. Yes, umm, there's still 0 for 'Korea's perfect by himself' vote, which I feel bad for Yong-soo, but now there's two votes for 'China/Japan is too good for Korea', and, well, let me just say this- I was laughing so hard, I chocked on spit. Yes, I did.