Hours after Dan and Arin stopped recording for the day, Dan walked out of his bathroom in his pajamas, reading to go to bed after a full day's work. Dan yawned as he walked over to his bed and got under his covers. "Oh boy, today was a great day of earning a living through playing games." Dan said as he got snug. "I bet that I'll get a good night's sleep and will in no way have interesting dreams about my past." Dan said in an oddly specific way .Like a light he was out of commission, ready to dream the night away.
-Dan's dream starts-
Young Dan's eyes twitched in irratation he looked straight into the creepy bus driver's smirking face. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN I NEED A LETTER OR RESIGNATION!?" Dan yelled to the creepy bus driver. After running for awhile, Dan stumbled across the scary and creepy bus driver that brought him there.
"It's like I just told you, it would be rude to just walk out of here without giving notice." The driver told Dan. "And unfortunately for you, it's too late to turn it in now. You will have to wait another month before you can leave." The driver started to laugh as he closed the door. "Have fun."
Without warning, the creepy bus driver raced out of there and was gone in moments.
Dan watched him drive off with a deadpanned face. "Asshole." Dan sighed bitterly before a feminine scream echoed in the distance.
Dan tensed as he looked around, searching for the source of the screaming. "...I bet that was nothing and I'm just hearing things." Dan told himself, hoping that it was true.
"GET AWAY FROM ME!" A girl's voice yelled. Dan instantly recognized that voice to be Moka's voice, and knew she was in trouble.
"...I'm going to have to do the right thing here, aren't I?" Dan asked rhetorically to himself.
His question was answered by another scream from Moka. Dan sighed as he shook his head in dismay and sprinted towards where he heard his vampire friend screaming. "DON'T WORRY MOKA! I'M COMING!" Dan screamed as he ran as fast as his legs could carry him.
After a few minutes of nonstop running, Dan's speed drastically dropped to a crawl as he tried to catch his breath. "I'm...going...Puff... To Be...Pant...There...Soon...Pant…Moka..." The Not-So-Grump panted out, feeling exhausted from all the running.
Dan collapses on a tree outside a clearing was near a cliff, gasping for air as the world spun around him. "I'm almost there…Moka." Dan said in-between gasps, not noticing the scene in front of him. "I just…need a…minute."
Moka, who was cowering away from a tall, bulking monster, heard him and looked over to where he was leaning on the tree.
"DAN!" Moka yelled from across the clearing. "You have to help me; Saizo is attacking me and wants to do naughty things to me!"
Dan's body visibly tensed at the mention of Saizo and the fact that he wanted to do the naughty with Moka. "GROSS!" Dan yelled in disgust. "NOW I HAVE THE IMAGE OF SAIZO's UGLY MUG HAVING-"Dan stopped when he heard angry stomping heading towards him as a shadow loamed over him. Dan shakily looks up to see a hulk sized beast with thick, muscular arms with five long, sharp claws at the end of them. The beast face was long and had two rows of razor sharp teeth, and two red eyes currently glaring down at him.
Dan's bladder control was rapidly disappearing under the monster's fierce gaze.
"Well if it isn't the dead man walking." The monster said, sounding like a deeper version of Saizo's voice. Dan's pupil's shrank in realization. 'Is that…Saizo?!' Dan mentally yelled in his mind.
"Didn't I tell you what I was going to do if you came near Moka again?" Saizo asked him, not even slightly amused. "Now I have to teach you a lesson." Saizo folded his hands together and cracked his clawed hands menacingly, causing Dan to swallow nervously.
"...Uh...Can we settle this with a friendly game of Rock Paper Scissors...?" Dan nervously asked the much larger creature.
Before Dan knew it, he was back-slapped into a tree on the other side of the clearing, courtesy of Saizo. Dan felt a few bones crack from the impact before falling face first into the ground. "Does that answer your question?" Saizo growled as he chuckled deeply as he approached the downed human.
Dan hissed in pain as he shakily rose to his feet and gave Saizo a nervous smile. "…Are you sure? I mean, it's not too late to be-"Saizo stopped him from talking by wrapping his hand around Dan's body tightly and lifted him straight up effortlessly. "Friends!" Dan choked out, finishing what he was trying to say before.
Saizo shook his head. "We could have been friends, but you just had to go to Moka when I told you not to." Saizo told him as he started to squeeze Dan. "Not cool bro."
Dan started screaming in pain as he felt his bones and organs being crushed by Saizo's grip. Moka looked on in horror as her first human friend was being horribly tortured. 'If only I could remove the Rosario.' Moka thought, close to crying because of Dan's plight.
The Orc, on the other hand, was smirking in glee from his victim's screams, deciding to end him now so he could be alone with Moka. When he squeezed Dan harder, something phenomenal and unexpected happened.
Dan squeaked like a rubber duck.
Saizo loosened his grip while he and Moka stared at Dan in bewilderment. "Huh? What the?" Saizo did an experimental squeeze, causing him to squeak again and cementing the fact that Dan Avidan was, in fact, squeaking like a little rubber ducky.
"Oh my God, this is too awesome and funny!" Saizo claimed as he happily squeezed Dan over and over again, causing more pain to the human as the Orc hummed the Rubber Ducky song from Sesame Street.
How the monster in front of him would know the song or the show in the first place was beyond Dan.
Fortunately for Dan, his suffering only lasted a few more minutes before Saizo started to get bored of toying with him.
"Well that was a good way to pass the time." Saizo admitted with a pleased look on his face. "But now is the time that you die."
Saizo reared back his free arm and aimed his claws at Dan's head.
"SAY YOUR PRAYERS!" Saizo roared as his arm sped towards Dan, only for the giant monster to stop when he felt something wet and warm trickling down the hand he was holding Dan with.
Confused, Saizo looked under Dan to see small streams of yellow liquid running down Dan's pants and dropped to the ground.
'Well there goes bladder control.' Dan thought in embarrassment, cheeks glowing red at the fact that he was doing something so embarrassing in his final moments.
Saizo cringed in disgust. 'That is totally sickening, and I just had my weekly shower before coming to school.' Saizo thought before he thought of a way to humiliate Dan even more.
"HAHAHA! HEY, MOKA! STILL WANNA BE FRIENDS WITH A WIMP WHO PISSES HIMSELF?!" Saizo laughed cruelly, thinking that she'll want to hang out with him more than Dan after he showed so much weakness.
Moka's cheek flared in anger and embarrassment for Dan. "YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE YOU JERK!" Moka yelled angrily as she suddenly rushed over and shoved Saizo, who wasn't expecting her to be so strong and was effortlessly pushed away, freeing Dan from his grip
Dan fell to the ground and landed face-first on the ground. "Owww." Dan groaned as Moka crunched down and carefully flipped him on his back and held him in her arms. The first thing Dan noticed was his pee stained ripped pants.
"Oh come on, those were the only pair of pants I had on me." Dan moaned while Moka looked at him in worry.
"Are you alright Dan?" Moka voiced her worry over Dan's battered and bruised body.
"I can't feel my everything." Dan said in a whiny tone.
Moka helped him sit up but kept her arm wrapped around his back. "Don't worry Dan, I'll get you all patched up at the hospital wing." Moka told him before Saizo shoot back up and roared, angry beyond believe.
"THAT'S IT! IF YOU CARE FOR THAT WEAKLING THEN YOU CAN DIE WITH HIM!" Saizo charged towards the pair at high speeds.
"HOLY SHIT!" Dan yelled at the top of his lungs as he attempted to scramble to his feet, only for him to fall and snag Moka's Rosario off her choker, much to her shock. 'No way! He was able to remove it!' Moka mentally exclaimed as she let out a soft gasp.
Dan ended up falling on his face again. 'Why does that keep happening?!' Dan thought before noticing three things. One, he had Moka's Rosario in his hand. Two, the sky suddenly turned red. And three, Moka was somehow standing a few feet away when she was just sitting right next to him literally a second ago.
'What's going on?! How did Moka get there so fast, and why is the sky now red?' Dan questioned himself before seeing something coming towards Moka in the distance. "Are those bats?" The bats in question ganged up on Moka and covered her head to toe with their small, furry bodies.
After a few moments, the bats started to peel themselves off Moka and revealed her new form.
Her once pink hair was now a pure silver color, and her once warm green eyes were now crimson and showed none of the warmth they once showed. What Dan noticed most of all about Moka's dramatic change was her figure, which was more filled then it was before, which was saying something.
The new Moka turned her attention towards Dan, or more specifically the Rosario that was clenched in his hand.
"I see, so you were able to pull it off." Moka stated with a cold tone that showed slight amusement. Dan couldn't help but let out a squeak in response, feeling fear an d dread fill his very being.
Before Moka could roll her eyes, Saizo's footsteps became louder as he was nearing them.
"OH GOD DEATH APPROACHES!" Dan yelled out as he tried to wiggle out of the charging monster's way.
Moka stared at Dan's pathetic attempts to escape and glares at Saizo. "It's about time you know your place." Moka stated as she charged at him without a trace of fear.
Saizo sneered at her challenge. "Don't think your better than me you vampire bitch!" Saizo growled as he swung his claws at Moka, who jumps over him and causes the bigger monster to overreach, making him lose balance.
Moka used this to her advantage and reared her leg back as she fell towards her head. "KNOW YOUR PLACE!" Moka slammed the top of her foot into Saizo's face, launching him into the cliff, causing dirt and earth to explode outwards from the impact one. When the cloud cleared, Saizo was shown buried in the rubble of the cliff, clearly unconscious.
Moka landed gracefully on her feet and smirked while Dan looked on in shock. 'HOLY HELL!' Dan couldn't believe how strong Moka truly was. She had effortlessly taken down someone three times her size without batting an eyelash.
Dan's thoughts were interrupted by Moka, who suddenly turned and gazed at him. Dan's body stiffened as she slowly walked over to him with an unreadable expression.
Dan flinched as she stopped in front of him and stared down at him. There was a brief silence between them as they continued their stare off.
"…Please don't break my butt." Dan softly begged her, too nervous to say it any louder in fear of evoking her wrath and having his buttocks smashed into tiny bits.
The silver haired vampire raised her eyebrow curtly, a small amused smirk gracing her lips. "I'm not going to 'break your butt', I simply require my Rosario that you're holding in your hand." Moka told him. Dan looked at her then to the Rosario in his hand then back at her. He slowly stretched out his arm and presented the Rosario to the scary version of Moka.
Moka swipes it from his hand, causing Dan to yell in fright and duck to the ground. Moka rolled her eyes as she was about to clip the Rosario back on her chocker, but stops and glares down at Dan.
"Take care of my other self or I will break you in two Pee boy." Moka warned him, scrunching her nose in disgust at the smell of urine that was on Dan before clipping the Rosario pack on, creating a bright light that emanated from her.
Dan grunted as he was forced to shield his eyes from the bright light. When the light show died down, Dan uncovered his eyes and gave out a cry of joy when he saw that the pink haired girl he befriended was back, only to see that she was about to fall on him.
"Oh dear!" Dan said as he held out his arms to catch her. Fortunately she wasn't hurt by the fall; unfortunately the same thing couldn't be said about Dan's sore ribs. The not-so-grump squeaked painfully as pain shot up through his ribs.
"Ooooooooow!" Dan moaned in pain, waking Moka up and groaned softly and looked down at Dan who had a very pained expression on his face.
Her eyes widened at the condition he was in. "DAN! ARE YOU OKAY!?" Moka yelled as she engulfs him in a very tight, very painful hug.
"OH GOD THE PAIN!" Dan managed to yell out through the pain. Moka squeaked and leapt off him.
"I-I'm so sorry!" Moka apologized. "We need to get you to the nurse's office."
"N-Nurse and healing sounds good." Dan stated in a wheeze. Moka went over to him and gently slung his arm around her shoulder and lifted him up.
"C'mon, I got you." Moka said as Dan cringed in pain but didn't cry out in pain.
"Thanks Moka, you're the best." Dan said to the coffee named girl. Moka smiled softly. "You're welcome Dan."
After making sure that male student was secure, Moka carried Dan towards the main building of the academy.
"You're really light Dan." Moka could help but comment with a giggle.
Dan rolled his eyes. "Gee, thanks Moka." Dan sarcastically said while attempting to fake a laugh, only for him to cringe in pain. "It hurts to laugh."
Moka flashed a sympathetic look before looking forward. "Thank you for coming back; I don't know what would have become of me if you didn't."
Dan shrugged his right shoulder. "Well, what are friends for?" Dan asked her rhetorically, causing Moka to smile happily.
They traveled silently made their way to the academy.
"So are you going to stay?" Moka suddenly asked with a hopeful expression.
Dan stayed silent as he seriously thought about it. He could just leave this bizarre and dangerous place before he got himself killed. Then he can go back to his normal, safe life. As he thought this, Dan looked over to see Moka's hopeful expression and couldn't help but smile back.
He knew what he needed to do.
"You know what? It's not that bad here, so maybe I'll stay for a while." Dan answered, earning a bone-breaking hug from the super strong girl.
"THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!" Moka chanted.
The sounds of Dan's breaking bones, his screams or pain, and Moka's panicking apologize could be hear throughout Yokai Academy, signally the start of a fun and wacky adventure of Dan Avidan, the human among monsters.
-Dan's room, 1 A.M. in the morning.-
Dan's trip down memory lane was abruptly interrupted by someone grabbing his sides and shaking him like a rag doll.
"DAN, WAKE UP! ROSS GOT HIS HEAD STUCK IN THE TOILET AGAIN!" Barry yelled frantically as he shook Dan awake.
Due to being woken up in such a manner, Dan screamed like a little girl and decked Barry in the nose, making him drop Dan and clutch his now bleeding nose.
"WHAT THE HELL DUDE!" Barry yelled nasally voice, holding his nose closed as blood dripped on his shirt.
Dan looked at Barry in shock and guilt from the injury he caused. "Oh crap! Sorry Barry!" Dan quickly apologized.
Barry shook his head, droplets of blood being thrown around. "I-it's alright, just help Ross pull his head out of the toilet alright?' Barry asked him before walking away, grumbling about how he needed to find some tissues to stuff up his nose.
Dan couldn't help but chuckle before looking at his alarm clock to see that it was only 1 in the morning. He got out of bed and headed towards the bathroom to help Ross with his predicament then go back to bed.