Danganronpa and Winx Club
By: FunahoMisaki
(A/N: I own nothing and read last chapter)
"Tell us about them." Faragonda gently prodded the girl after a moment of Bloom staring at the picture wistfully and sadly.
"Sure…how about I start with the teacher?" Bloom asked pointing at the oldest woman in the photo, the one off to the side smiling widely.
"That's as good a place as any." Palladium agreed still staring at his student shocked at the knowledge that she was dating another woman.
"Chisa Yukizome, our teacher and a former student at Hope's Peak. Her title was the Ultimate Housekeeper…which really pissed off most of the girls in our class." Bloom said snickering slightly and making the female teachers nod in agreement while the males looked confused as did the Winx.
"Her talent was basically being nothing more than a house wife who solely focused on doing house work all day every day. None of us liked the thought of that being considered a 'talent'…but it wasn't up to us." Bloom explained causing the Winx to scowl slightly. They didn't like the thought of it either.
"She…was pretty much the perfect teacher. She could rock out with Ibuki, do a few gymnastic stunts with Akane, reign in Teruteru's perverseness…she could do it all and encouraged us to do more than rely on our talents and to actually go to class for most of us. She started working as our teacher the same day Selina and I transferred into the class…and most of us called her the Ultimate 'mom' or the 'Mom' teacher when she wasn't in hearing range. She always looked out for us…" Bloom said smiling at the image of her teacher.
"Right behind her flexing would be Nekomaru Nidai, Ultimate Team Manager." Bloom said pointing at the tall muscular man who had Stella and Musa drooling.
"Look at those muscles! You could grind meat on those!" Stella said causing Bloom to snort slightly while the older teachers shook their heads at the young girls attitude and words.
"Don't let his girlfriend hear you say that! She'd give you a thigh choke and then beat your face in! Trust me I've seen her do it." Bloom said snickering slightly and making Stella pause before settling down a bit.
"He was born with a weak heart which keeps him from playing sports himself but he's an amazing manager. He's turned dozens of losing teams into world class winners and is able to see the potential for athletics that everyone has. When Selina, Sonia, and I started showing an interest in self defense that didn't include magic he was more than happy to help show us alongside Peko. He seems to have a cool almost magical power over energy since his eyes glow blue on occasion and he can shoot what seems to be lightning at us sometimes. He looks mean and scary, and he can be at times, but he's a big softy for his friends and any kids he sees." Bloom said smiling at the large man who was flexing and laughing.
"Dangling upside down on his arm with her legs? That's his girlfriend Akane Owari the Ultimate Gymnast. That girl is loyal, protective as heck over those she deems as her friends, loves fighting…but she's so lazy and unmotivated that you'd be amazed. She hates planning, training, routines…things like that. She just makes up the moves as she goes. The thing…that most don't know though…is just how damaged she is. She had to raise her younger siblings and she's used to not having a lot of food but it makes her hungrier if she only eats a little." Bloom said frowning before looking pissed as her hair caught on fire which startled the others.
"She works odd jobs to help support her siblings and makes sure they eat well but she's gullible and she's been sexually harassed enough that she thinks it's normal! The first time I saw someone do that while she was working as a waitress I set the bastard on fire and I don't regret it! She's so used to people wanting or using her body that she even uses her breasts as a way to apologize or reward people!" Bloom snarled making the teachers all scowl while the Winx looked horrified at that. Bloom simmered down a little though as she recalled something else.
"Despite that…she's…well she's really protective and has a soft spot for what she deems as 'hungry small things'…and she's always happy with food and buildings that others would consider crappy. When our apartment manager kicked me and Selina out to make room for some rich brat we stayed on the streets and didn't really eat much except for at school for close to two weeks before Akane and the others found out…Akane was pissed. She insisted that we stay with her if we had nowhere else to go and she was really strict about our safety and us eating right. She helped us when we got interested in self-defense too, showing us some exercises and moves that used our speed and reflexes to our advantage." Bloom said smiling as she recalled exactly how violent and pissed Akane had been, oh boy did that manager get it. They could hear her yelling from the school!
"Next to Akane is Teruteru Hanamura, Ultimate Cook but he prefers the word Chef instead and our class often joked that he was the Ultimate Testosterone." Bloom said pointing at the short boy wearing a cooks hat on his head as he oogled Akane.
"He was more perverted than the rest of the class put together but he could make some amazing food. Teruteru had a kind side to his perverseness though because he was always making lunch for the class and for those of us like Akane, Selina, and I who were doing our best just to survive for a while he always made plenty of extra so that we could take it home so we didn't starve. Still a huge pervert though, heck he had a bottle of aphrodisiac that he had gotten a girl the year above us with the title of Ultimate Pharmacist to make for him. That made things realllll fun during lunch for the gaming marathon." Bloom said with a grin while Griselda was near vibrating in anger.
"He spiked you all with aphrodisiac?" Griselda asked her voice tense and if her student gave them a yes she was going to hunt this guy down and neuter him.
"Not on purpose. He made the food…one of our other classmates decided to be a brat and add the aphrodisiac when he wasn't looking." Bloom said beginning to snicker.
"Oh boy was that fun. I think the only ones who got anywhere were Mikan and Peko, Me and Ibuki, and the most hilarious, Selina, Sonia and Chisa-sensei." Bloom said snickering heavily while the teachers and Winx looked at her shocked.
"Who got with who?" Of course that was Stella's question making Bloom laugh as she walked to the photo and gently tapped those named.
"You misunderstood. See one of the guys was trying to stop another from getting to Sonia, Peko was going to help him…when she got waylaid by Mikan who wanted to use her sword for…medical purposes." Bloom near cackled as she tapped the slightly smiling face of Peko and the nervous but happy face of Mikan. All of the teachers got the hint as they blushed bright red aside from a snickering DuFour, it took the Winx a little longer but they flamed bright red as well.
"Of course Me and Ibuki were together. Selina…" Here Bloom began cackling again as she tapped the picture of her oldest friend and then the picture of Sonia and Chisa.
The others were a mixture of confused and embarrassed at Bloom's next bluntly stated words.
"She was so proud of herself the next day! She bagged not just our teacher but the Ultimate Princess too and both of them were limping!"