:::Fushigi Yuugi Bloopers:::
:::Part 3:::
Interviews
Ok, so maybe I am going out of line, and I am mistaken about 'blooper's definition. Whatever the case might be, I don't know for sure. But I thought that it would be funny to interview some of the characters. So here I go!
:::Money Man, Tamahome:::
Me: "Hello."
Tamahome: "Hi. Is this interview for money?"
Me (shakes head)
Tamahome: "Then I won't do it!"
Me (gives him one golden ruyo)
Tamahome: "That's what I am talking about! But this is only for one question."
Me: "Really?"
Tamahome: "Yes, and you just wasted it."
Me (gives him another golden ruyo): "Can I ask you a question now?"
Tamahome (takes it and puts in his pocket): "You just did. Anything else?"
Me (and another two this time): "Why do you need all of these money?"
Tamahome: "To make Miaka happy."
Me: "Do you think money can buy happiness?"
Tamahome: "It can buy food."
Me (nods, and suppresses a laugh): "Good point." (gives him another coin) "Does Miaka eat much?"
Tamahome: "Ask her yourself."
Me: "Then give me my coin back. That was a lousy answer."
Tamahome: "That was a stupid question. Did not you watch the episodes?"
Me (stretches out a hand): "Money up front, please."
Help! I don't know what else to write! Any ideas, please! I am drowning! Tasuki, what are you doing?! You can't swim! –Moron- Hey, Miaka, get out of the water! Oh, man, two birds with one stone!
:::Hammer, Tasuki:::
Me: "So, you can't swim?"
Tasuki: "Who told you that?"
Me (points to Tamahome): "Here's a present for you." (takes something out of her bag) "It's called a life west. Wear it when you just into the water next time."
Tasuki: "Is it going to work?"
Me: "Would I be giving it to you if it wasn't?
Tasuki: "Tamahome paid you, didn't he?"