Marik Pov

We got out of the car and walked into the airport.
"Wow!" I gasped. Bakura grunted at me.

"Marik it's just a bloody airport." His millennium ring started glowing.
"Oh frig… I mean hi Ryou!" I chirped. "Are you ready to go to France?"
"Umm... Is Melvin coming?" Ryou asked.
"Isn't it a bit obvious? He is my Yami!" I replied. He gulped.
"Let's find the plane then shall we?"

10 minutes later we found the plane and had boarded. I had shoved my purchases into Bakura/Ryou's suitcase. Our seats on the aircraft were row C seats 60 and 61. Behind us were two girls. One with red hair the other with black hair. They were going on and on about something that involved monsters and evil… also that something called YU GI OH the abridged series was better than southpark. I have no frigging idea what any of that is.

"Hey Marik!" hissed Ryou. I turned to him.

"Yeah?" I asked. He looked back at his laptop. "What is it ry?"
"Well there's this Fanfic where I meet the authoress. But I hardly remember it!" he answered.
"Really? What's it about?" I questioned intrigued.~
"mmm…" mumbled Ryou.
"Huh?"
"Thiefshipping."
"Ryou! I forbade you to ever read or watch anything thief shipping wise!"
"HA!" the redhead behind us chuckled.
"LILLY!" her friend scolded.
"What?! It's funny Em! Its Marik punishing the cuteness that is Ryou!" Lilly giggled.
"Lilly we are here on business! You were the one who dragged me away from England bringing me to Japan only to take me to France!" Em yelled at her friend.
"excuse me but I feel I should interrupt…" I started.
"OMR! I just got an E-mail! It confirms that Marik IS gay!" squealed Lilly.
"WHAT!" I screamed.
"Really?" Ryou and Em Questioned at the same time. Lilly nodded her head.
"It's completely true! But Bakura isn't… apparently." Ryou gasped. Em fainted. I just sulked.

(2 hours later) (In France)

A 12 year old girl with long brown hair sat in a taxi at the airport. She looked to her watch and tutted.
"Oh Lilly, trust you to get o the same plane as the main characters of this fanfiction." She then looked to see her sister and best friend freezing their butts off listening to Melvin Ishtar and Yami Bakura arguing. The brunette then got out of the taxi and walked up to the small group.
"Melvin, Bakura I have been expecting you. You two as well Digimon is better than pokemon 151 and Randomgirl40." She announced.
"Huh?" Melvin gasped "you sent us the tickets!"

"Prize goes to captain obvious!" she handed Melvin a chocolate bar. "I am bazaarpalooza1! The all knowing, all seeing fan fiction authoress' sister!"
"Hi little sis!" Lilly smiled.
"Lilly!" DIBTP151 hissed. "Now they know you're the Fanfic author!"
"So?"
"so they won't listen to you! Because you'll probably going to send them off on a wild goose chase for the millennium items!"
"No. actually I was just going to make them learn how to ski with us!"
"Why?"
"Because then we can get stuck in a chairlift!"
"Why a chairlift sis?" Bazaarpalooza1 asked.
"Because gondolas are sooo last year. Didn't you know that Alice?" replied her older sibling.
"Let's just go already!" Bakura shouted. They all then got into the taxi with their luggage.

ME: how was it? I will appreciate constructive criticism. But no of that 'this is shit' business please. Because my friend got a review like that from a guest. Said guest got eaten alive by a shark. Said guest was actually her sister.
ALICE: How come I don't get many lines?
ME: it's my fan fic! Go away!
EM: yo.
ME: YO!
ALICE: I LIKE YOYOS!
YB: review or else!
MELVIN: we know where you live!
ME: don't worry they don't really… or do they? Dun dun dun!