A/N: Right. So, I got this lovely request:

pre' chill kid: mæk a poem about beer or tea and how happy it makes countries feel-

Well, that wasn't very specific, so I changed it to be about their most popular drink. Hope that's all right. This will have the Axis and Allies, with a 'guest'. Enjoy.

The authoress walked into the white room, laptop under her arm, and faced the countries sitting at the round table inside. "Right. So, you may be wondering why I called you here." She sat down at a vacant chair and opened up her laptop, adjusting her glasses. "Basically, I got a weird request, and I need this scenario to write it." Before any of the countries could protest, she began writing, forcing them to do her will.

"Tea," Said England, "Is fine,"

"Its taste is truly sublime.

It's rather relaxing,

And if people are taxing,

You can have tea, relax, and recline."

"A limerick?" An embarrassed and annoyed England asked. "Really? And those rhymes are horrendous."

"So sue me," the authoress said, shrugging. "I'm just filling a request, and I never said I liked to rhyme. Next!"

"I, myself, enjoy

Drinking sake while also

Watching the sun set…"

"...That was not too bad," Japan quietly admitted.

The authoress grinned. "Haikus are one of my good points."

Well, my dear England

I think your tastes are...épouvantable

Non, wine is far better and far more

Enjoyable.

There was a moment of silence as everyone looked at France's poem. "Next!" The authoress finally announced.

"Can I go, eh…?" Someone asked. Everyone ogled at him. "Who's that?" England whispered.

"Matthew...you're not part of the-" The authoress cut off, opening a new tab on her laptop and typing something. After a second, she spoke up. "Never mind. Continue."

"Thank you…"

Ironically, the Americano is one of my most popular drinks.

We drink 8.64 times more than any other city in the world; although it links

Us to my more boisterous and annoying brother ("Hey!" America protested)

We'd really rather drink no other.

"That ending…" The authoress grimaced. "Ah, well. Moving on."

"My turn! I'm the hero!" He said.

"I love to drink Coke! It's filled with sugar, but it's good to drink!

I also like hamburgers!"

"...Alfred…" The authoress took off her glasses and rubbed her forehead. "Alfred, that didn't even rhyme…"

"It doesn't need to rhyme!"

"But…" The authoress groaned. "You know what? Forget it. Germany?"

"Ms. Morgan…" Germany looked embarrassed. "Must I? I'm not very good at rhyming...und I'm not a poet…"

"It'll be fine."

"Beer is the drink ve are most known for

But really, I enjoy kaffee (coffee).

My people drink 150 litres a year.

("That's good enough," Said the authoress. "Want some toffee?")

"Not bad…" Germany said, looking at his poem. "Zhe last line is...interesting."

"I'll go next, aru!" China exclaimed, standing up.

The authoress waved at him. "Go ahead.

"Now me, aru!" China said, sitting back down.

"My people drink quite a bit of tea!

Probably because of England, aru.

He influenced quite a lot." A small frown.

"What's that supposed to mean?!"

"Moving on!"

"VODKAAAAA!"

"...Whatever. Moving on!"

"Pasta's my favourite, ve!

My people make it perfect! You can't find any better!

Oh, and I also like wine!"

"Guys!" The authoress' eye twitched. "Poems! At least make it look like a poem!"

"Of course, since I'm like West, I love beer!"

"Whoa, whoa, wait." The authoress interrupted, squinting at Prussia. "Gil, this is supposed to be the Axis and Allies. You're neither."

"Come on! Every poem needs the awesome me!"

The authoress threw her hands up. "I give up."

"Kesesesese! Like I was saying,"

"Of course, since I'm like West, I love beer!

Beer is really the best!

It's almost as awesome as me!"

"...That's all, right?" The authoress asked after a pause. The countries nodded and she sighed. "Oh, thank god. You can all go." As the countries filed out of the room, she groaned and put her head on her keyboard. "Now to post this…"