Disclaimer (I always forget these): Nope, don't own any of these characters
except myself. Unless the world is just the dream of some person with a
seriously sick mind and I don't even own myself! Mwahahaha...
A/N: Thanks go to Bumblez, Onsmi, and Oof. Good to know that not everyone
doesn't have any sense of humor! Now on with my effed-up story...
Harry stuttered a little. "Um, er, I, um, don't, er...know?"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW?" Hermione roared.
"Yeah!" Ron joined in, taking Hermione's side as usual.
"I cast a spell to make Legolas come to life-he's a character in a Muggle book- and I forgot what his name was so I just said 'hot book character.'"
"And WHY did you want to meet Legolas?" Harry muttered something inaudible under his breath.
"Speak up, Potter." Hermione growled.
"Be- BECAUSE I THOUGH HE SOUNDED HOT. AND HE WAS TOTALLY SMOKIN', OKAY?"
Ron stepped back, horrified. "Harry, are you...um..." Ron broke off.
"Gay? No, I'm not gay. I just find both genders to be equally appealing, okay?"
"That means you're bisexual, Harry."
It was like a light had been turned on in Harry's head. The sun came up, the candle burned, the dawn broke. "So THAT'S why I've been having dreams involving Ginny, Ron and I all at once!" He yelled joyously. The entire Common Room turned and stared at him, mouths open.
"Just, um, kidding." Harry shrugged.
A bubbly laugh echoed behind him. "While I do enjoy a good laugh, that's not something to joke about, my good man."
The entire Gryffindor population turned to see a brown-haired maiden wearing a deep green velvet gown with a light gold crown on her head.
"Oh no, not another one. They're just going to keep coming until the author gets bored, aren't they?" Hermione muttered.
"Damn right." I yelled into the room.
"So who is this latest hot book character?" Ron asked, entranced by the young woman's beauty.
"Queen Ella, er, Eleanor of Kyrria is at your service." The queen said, curtsying slightly.
"A QUEEN?" Ginny whispered.
"Yes, but unless I am mistaken, I do not believe that I am in Kyrria right now, am I?" Ella said sweetly, smiling a very charming smile.
"No this is Britain." Neville said. "I think." He added, stammering.
"I don't know where that is. How can I get home?"
"Well," Harry said sadly, "The last two people who randomly showed up disappeared when they died."
"DIED?" Ella yelled, horrified. The looks on the students' faces confirmed her fear. "I've got a better idea. Lucinda, come to my aid."
Before anyone could figure out what she was saying, a slim woman in a lilac-colored gown appeared beside Ella.
"What troubles you, my dear?" she said in a voice that reminded students of falling water.
"I'm stuck in this weird 'Britain' place. Apparently the only way I can get home is by dying."
"Well, let's get on with it then."
"What? You really think it'll work. How do you know I'll go all the way home?"
"Because I'll kill you myself."
"WHAT? That's insa-" Ella's outburst was cut short by a wave of Lucinda's hand, and fell over gracefully. A moment later, her body disappeared.
"Adios, my dears." The fairy named Lucinda called, and disappeared herself.
"So," Ginny breathed, completely confused by the random scene that had just played out before her, "Who the hell were they?"
Harry stuttered a little. "Um, er, I, um, don't, er...know?"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW?" Hermione roared.
"Yeah!" Ron joined in, taking Hermione's side as usual.
"I cast a spell to make Legolas come to life-he's a character in a Muggle book- and I forgot what his name was so I just said 'hot book character.'"
"And WHY did you want to meet Legolas?" Harry muttered something inaudible under his breath.
"Speak up, Potter." Hermione growled.
"Be- BECAUSE I THOUGH HE SOUNDED HOT. AND HE WAS TOTALLY SMOKIN', OKAY?"
Ron stepped back, horrified. "Harry, are you...um..." Ron broke off.
"Gay? No, I'm not gay. I just find both genders to be equally appealing, okay?"
"That means you're bisexual, Harry."
It was like a light had been turned on in Harry's head. The sun came up, the candle burned, the dawn broke. "So THAT'S why I've been having dreams involving Ginny, Ron and I all at once!" He yelled joyously. The entire Common Room turned and stared at him, mouths open.
"Just, um, kidding." Harry shrugged.
A bubbly laugh echoed behind him. "While I do enjoy a good laugh, that's not something to joke about, my good man."
The entire Gryffindor population turned to see a brown-haired maiden wearing a deep green velvet gown with a light gold crown on her head.
"Oh no, not another one. They're just going to keep coming until the author gets bored, aren't they?" Hermione muttered.
"Damn right." I yelled into the room.
"So who is this latest hot book character?" Ron asked, entranced by the young woman's beauty.
"Queen Ella, er, Eleanor of Kyrria is at your service." The queen said, curtsying slightly.
"A QUEEN?" Ginny whispered.
"Yes, but unless I am mistaken, I do not believe that I am in Kyrria right now, am I?" Ella said sweetly, smiling a very charming smile.
"No this is Britain." Neville said. "I think." He added, stammering.
"I don't know where that is. How can I get home?"
"Well," Harry said sadly, "The last two people who randomly showed up disappeared when they died."
"DIED?" Ella yelled, horrified. The looks on the students' faces confirmed her fear. "I've got a better idea. Lucinda, come to my aid."
Before anyone could figure out what she was saying, a slim woman in a lilac-colored gown appeared beside Ella.
"What troubles you, my dear?" she said in a voice that reminded students of falling water.
"I'm stuck in this weird 'Britain' place. Apparently the only way I can get home is by dying."
"Well, let's get on with it then."
"What? You really think it'll work. How do you know I'll go all the way home?"
"Because I'll kill you myself."
"WHAT? That's insa-" Ella's outburst was cut short by a wave of Lucinda's hand, and fell over gracefully. A moment later, her body disappeared.
"Adios, my dears." The fairy named Lucinda called, and disappeared herself.
"So," Ginny breathed, completely confused by the random scene that had just played out before her, "Who the hell were they?"