Supernatural: The Cronicles of Sam and Dean Winchester.
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~Episode 3 the fantom meness~
Sam and Dean where hunting a werewolf in Florida, the infamous Florida screaming werewolf, that would scream at the moon instead of howl and rip the heads off of bats and stuff. They had been tracking this creature for the past three weeks, where in Sam had died and Dean wanted to bring him back and vice versa, over and over, until it became apparent that the action became boaring and they went back to tracking said werewolf.
They found out about more attacks one in which a man was bitten and survived, sadly he did not survive long because Dean put a silver bullet into his head from three buildings away with a sniper rifle that he happened to find there. Sometime later, Hitman: number 47 was unable to take out his target which made him pissed, which incidentally made him shoot a squirrel in his anger.
Back to Sam and Dean.
"Sam, I think we have found it!" said Dean loading silver shot into his shotgun.
"Well let's get the jump on it!" said Sam, loading his guns too.
They sprung as one and leveled the guns at the creature before them.
The werewolf spread it's arms as if to protect something.
"What are you doing? Why do you hunt me?" asked the werewolf in a guttural toung. "I am just trying to live my life and feed my family! Yes I understand we eat bats and scream all the time but we are not much different than you." Three sets of yellow wolfish eyes peered from behind the werewolf's back "Hunters... These are my children, and my wife has left me for some thug she bit last week. I have no job because my boss fired me for killing him on accident, and people try and attack me when I ask for some butter and eggs. So please just leave us in peace, we will cause no more trouble and live in the deep forests of a different state. I heard Colorado is nice this time of year..."
Sam and Dean looked at each other and had a whispered discussion.
"I feel bad about this Dean." whispered Sam.
"But if you look at it this way..." suggested Dean "This is an irrelevant fanfiction made by some stupid guy, probably listening to pony remixes on youtube, that would not know good grammar even if it bit him on the ass, and is probably high on something..."
"Good point."
The werewolf looked at the brothers in puzzlement.
"Hey werewolf! You know what the answer to your questions earlier are?" asked Sam.
"What?" asked the werewolf.
"Because we are HUNTERS!1!1oneexclamationpoint" they yelled together as they pulled chainguns from mid air and massacred the werewolf family without mercy.
Then Sam and Dean Winchester drove off into the sunset in Dean's black Chevy Impala...
~TO BE CONTINUED~