Chapter 3 - Peeping and Yaoi
Summary: Box weapons are intelligent, and they have their own secret society where they communicate among themselves in their own little box weapon world away from their masters and mistresses.
Disclaimer: Katekyo Hitman Reborn does not belong to me! If it did, a lot of questions would be answered…
A/N: I think I may have killed off this story a bit. This chapter's a bit boring.
"This meeting will now come to order!" Kojiro called out, rapping a claw on the ground.
"What are today's matters?" Beef Bowl snorted, with a wave of his horns.
"Today's matters are… well, last meeting, Natsu raised a question." Kojiro replied.
"Natsu?" Uri yowled. "What question did he ask?"
"I wanted to know why the little human in the funny hat keeps peeping at my master when he's in the bath." Natsu squeaked, aware of Uri's dangerous gaze on him.
"Maybe it's something humans do?" Roll gupii'd.
"I've heard of stuff like this." Mukurou hooted thoughtfully. "I think it's called yaoi."
"Yaoi?" Natsu was shocked. He could practically feel lightning bolts crackling around his head.
"Yes, yaoi." Mukurou confirmed. "From what I've heard, it's when 2 humans start a romantic relationship with each other.
A silence greeted this statement.
"Is that… normal for humans?" Roll asked uncertainly.
At this point, Jiro came trotting in.
"Hi guys!" he barked. "Sorry I'm late!" He wagged his tail. "What are we talking about now?"
"We're talking about yaoi, Jiro."
"Yaoi?" Jiro yapped. "Is it good to eat?"
"NO." The rest rolled their eyes.
"Yaoi is when 2 males humans start an initimate relationship with each other." Kojiro waved a wing.
"So… is it normal for humans?" Jiro cocked an ear up.
It must be." Mukurou clicked his beak twice. "My mistress often reads up about it."
"Then… my master and the little human in the funny hat with the chameleon are involved in this… yaoi?"
"It must be." Kojiro concluded impressively. "So, this issue is settled. We have worked out that yaoi is…"
"Something my master does." Natsu shuffled his paws.
"Something I don't care about." Uri began washing himself.
"Something EXTREME!" Garyuu shouted, finally speaking.
"Something delicious! It sounds juicy and soft!" Jiro, having not listened to the conversation at all, barked out.
"I agree with Jiro! It sounds juicy and soft and tender!" Roll also hadn't listened properly.
"This conversation is getting a bit weird. Can we go now, Kojiro?" Beef Bowl asked.
"Alright. Meeting dismissed!" Kojiro called out.
"You think I should try finding some yaoi to eat?" Jiro's voice rang out as he left.
"Great idea! If you find some, call me too! I wanna see how tasty it is!" Roll's nose twitched in excitement.
"But you know, it may be sticky too." Jiro added solemnly.
"All the better! It sounds yummy!" Roll squealed.
Cue facepalm from Natsu, Kojiro, Uri, Beef Bowl, Mukurou and Garyuu.
A/N: Hm…
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